Yume shut the door behind them noticing the door had a dent in it she then began cleaning, hours later everything was back in order and the dent was even gone. Yume slumped into her bedroom and looked as tired as a woman after giving birth she had three steps into her room and 'THUD' she hit the floor like a ton of bricks she still hadn't taken a shower.
A tall looking man landed in through the bedroom window and his aqua blue colored hair shines in the moons gaze, his bright turquoise eyes shine in the darkness of the room. He scanned the area nothing seemed out of place he then caught the scent of blood and he made is way across the bedroom and "TRIP, THUD' he went down almost as Yume did. He rubbed his head and then he looked at Yume sleeping like a rock he picked her up and laid her on the bed and covered her up. He went into the living room and lay down on the couch and soon sleep overcame him.
The next morning He awoke to the smell of food odd he thought... He sat up and the covers fell off him? 'How'd I get covers?' He asked himself mentally. His eyes went to the door and Yume stood with a spatula in hand as her arms were crossed over her chest she was smiling at him. He could hardly understand that he was already up; this disturbed him a little he still looked half asleep though.
He stood up and ran a hand through his slightly long aqua blue colored hair which is messy at the moment his eyes partly closed he wears blue jeans and a white long sleeved button up shirt that was off balance. Yume wore black shorts and a light blue thin strapped tank top under her white apron which read "Kiss the cook" with a man's face next to it and then "And die.", With a woman's head next to it.
"You cooked?" The man asked. Yume nodded and disappeared into the kitchen soon followed by the man who was readjusting his shirt, which he just left unbuttoned. Yume was standing at the stove and dipping bacon out of the skillet and onto a plate, which she sat on the table among the other food items.
"It's eatable?" The man asked eyeing it suspiciously.
"Seishin... if it wasn't eatable... would I be eating it?" Yume asked. Seishin looked up at her questioning. Then Yume took a piece of bacon and bit it and swallowed. This caused Seishin to dig into the food, while Yume sweat-dropped.
"Save something for the cook why don't you." Yume said. Seishin looked up from his plate with a bit of egg on his face he smiled widely and leaned over the table to Yume who was giving him odd looks / and turned his cheek to show her the egg.
"Here you can have this." Yume slumped in her chair and snatched up some food while Seishin was caught off guard then he protested that that was some of his food.
"That was my biscuit..." He stated. And Yume gave him the 'it's my biscuit' look. Seishin tried to grab it back only to succeed in having a fork through the table where his hand had once been.
"Geez Yume... I only wanted my biscuit..." He stated and Yume glared.
"Fine you can have it." She stated and chucked it at him. It hit his forehead and he then flipped some egg at her which this went into an all out melee it only stopped when there was a knock at the door. Yume came out from her hiding spot under the table and Seishin came out from beside the counter where he took cover from Yume's on slot of bacon and egg bits. Yume stood up covered in egg/bacon/biscuit pieces and gravy. She went to the door and opened it only to meet the faces of Yusuke, Kurama and Kuwabara.
"Yume Takeda... You are hereby under arrest by the spirit detective Yusuke Urameshi and co. by the order of Koenma." Yusuke said. Yume just stared at him like this -- and shut the door on his face again.
"Uh... who was that?" Seishin asked shaking the bits of food from his clothes.
"Nobody important." Yume stated then her door was kicked down after much arguing from outside.
"I said 'You're under arrest' does that mean anything to you!?" Yusuke shouted stomping his way into the living room.
"Uh... no..." Yume stated simply, her eyes twitched watching as the door was kicked, stepped and stood on. Couldn't these people use a door like normal people Yume thought irritated.
"Uh... who are you?" Seishin asked looking clueless.
"Yusuke Urameshi spirit detective and this here is Kurama... Yoko Kurama.... and that's just Kuwabara..." Yusuke said.
"Hey!" Kuwabara yelled in defense of his name, which he was ignored. Yume grabbed the cordless phone.
"So ... who are you...? Her boyfriend? Demons have lovers right Kurama?" Yusuke asked Seishin/Kurama. Yume heard this and chucked the phone hitting Yusuke in the head. Her face was as bright as the sun on a hot desert day. Seishin had a slight blush on is face.
"What was that novice!?" Yume yelled at him. Yusuke stood rubbing his head then began to shout back.
"That wasn't a reason to throw a damn phone at me you bitch!" Yusuke yelled in her face.
"I have every right to chuck anything I please after what you've done to my door not to mention my house!!" Yusuke barked back. Seishin, Kurama and Kuwabara stood and watched. Yume then had Yusuke in a headlock of some kind, then Yusuke had Yume in some kind of pincer hold which Yume got out of easily and Yume then had Yusuke in a pinning hold where you sit on one of their legs and pull and twist the other.
"Yusuke... back to why were here..." Kurama stated with an ahem. Yusuke then stood up and Yume did the same.
"Yea you're still under arrest!" Yusuke bellowed.
"No I'm not... I had a little chat with Koenma today and he has nothing on me..." Yume said cleaning out her ear with her pinky finger.
"What!? He didn't even tell us!?" Yusuke shouted in anger while mumbling things about stupid toddlers and damned naps while they began to exit Yume's apartment.
"Hey! You're going to fix my door this time!" Yume yelled at them. Yusuke almost had the nerve to bite her head off but didn't seeing the dangerous look on her face, she reminded him much of Keiko.
"So you're the new spirit detectives?" Seishin asked Kurama who was supervising the two attempting to put the door back up. Kurama turned to him.
"Yes... Well... technically Yusuke is the only spirit detective... me and Hiei however... this is more of a punishment for our past crimes... more so Hiei then me... He hates the human world...And Kuwabara... I suppose you could say he's been dragged in and then followed without question..." Kurama explained. Yume was in the other room cleaning the kitchen from her and Seishin's Breakfast wars.
"And you're one of Enma's detectives I take it?" Kurama questioned. It was Seishin's turn to answer.
"Yes... My name is Seishin Kamui... I'm an S class water apparition in the demon world I'm known as the 'Keeper of Slaughtered souls' I became one of Enma's detectives because I didn't really have much else going for me... and like you I was going to wipe my slate clean." Seishin explained.
"And Miss. Yume?" Kurama asked.
"I've never been entirely sure." Seishin stated. "I have a feeling it's because of Maki though..." He said as he glanced into the kitchen seeing Yume trying to scrap gravy off the walls. "Yume said Maki is like a younger sister to her." Seishin finished. Yusuke stood up and Kuwabara some how wound up unconscious.
"Alright it's done now lets get out of this hellhole!" Yusuke announced. A knife came streaking by Yusuke's head and Yume stood in the door way ready to pounce on her prey. Yusuke heaved Kuwabara out the door and Kurama then left.
"They seem... nice..." Seishin stated. Yume smiled at him.
"Their just a bunch of novice clowns that make my day a little better..." Yume said smiling at the door that they just exited from. Seishin grinned after reading her apron and stepped in front of her she gave him the / face and he peeked her lightly on the lips. Yume boiled, blushed and walked away in search of more sharp items to throw. And after a few short moments they were found and she began chucking them at him none stop it was like an endless supply.
"DIE!!" She yelled and Seishin ran out of the apartment and a knife trailed after him and stabbed into the building across the street passer Byers were screaming and running off in all directions.
Seishin sighed and looked up at the sky. "I guess I should go apply for school... and a job..." Seishin walked a ways then spotted Kurama and Yusuke and the now conscious Kuwabara.
"Hello again..." He said after catching up to them Kuwabara jumped and the others turned around and greeted him hellos.
"Did the she-devil run you off too?" Yusuke asked.
"More like bombarded me with knives until I ran..." Seishin answered. They walked around for a while.
"So you boys go to what school?" Seishin asked. Yusuke glanced over at him.
"Sarayashiki Jr. High. But you'll hardly see us there." Yusuke answered.
"I go to school across town at Meio high." Kurama answered.
"I'm going to apply to the school Yume and Miss. Maki go to... I don't recall what it's called though... I also plan to get a job at the video arcade..." Seishin told them.
"You're going to live here?..." Kuwabara asked.
"Well I am the 'Keeper of slaughtered souls'" Seishin answered.
"What kind of title is that anyway?" Yusuke asked.
"Well... Yume she's 'The Slaughterer of souls' she has an ability where she can steal someone's soul. People think she crushes the soul but she sends it back to spirit world after she places a preserving spell over it so it won't shatter, we use the bodies for soulless armies.... to help us fight in demon world." Seishin explained.
"So you're like Yume's babysitter then? "Kuwabara asked. Seishin nodded.
"Miss. Yume, she goes to the same school as Yusuke and Kuwabara... if that helps anyway." Kurama added.
"Thank you very much... I must be getting on my way then... it was nice talking to you oh and please don't think poorly of Yume... "Seishin waved and jogged off towards Sarayashiki Jr. High.