An A.D.A was caught
Doing things he should not
At a Monet retrospective
He seduced a detective
And then left her completely distraught.
But in the course of the game
The detective triumphed all the same
She managed to unearth
The guy's name at his birth
With solid evidence to back up her claim.
Much to her surprise
To perfect his disguise
It turned out that this whacko
Had taken lessons from Jacko
Surgery'd changed every feature but his eyes.
Just stop right now Mister
Before my ears start to blister
You can rant till you're blue
But Goren I'm tellin' you
Eames found proof that Ron Carver's your sister