Naruto Primer Lost Chapter: Gai
We FREQUENTLY got reviews that requested we do introduction chapters for the teachers… mostly for Kakashi. If we JUST did a chapter for Kakashi then that would be lame. So we're going to do ALL FOUR of the jounin teachers!! And we're NOT doing Kakashi first as you can so obviously see! HURRAY!!
Gai loves the Ridiculous Chicken.
Unfortunately, he only has a half an hour of goodness every Saturday at noon because that is the only time the Ridiculous Chicken is on the television.
FORTUNATELY, it is now noon on Saturday right now; his favorite time of the week! He sat with his popcorn on his La-Z-Boy chair and the remote control in his hand as his very favorite episode started.
He laughed out loud. "That ridiculous chicken is so ridiculous!" he exclaimed happily.
Suddenly, the doorbell rang.
Gai looked at the television and backed out of the room, not taking his eyes of the set. As soon as he was out of range of the television, he sprinted to the door and opened it as fast as he could to see Lee, Neji and Tenten all standing there.
"What are you three doing here?" he asked. "I told you never to bother me on Saturdays at noon!"
"We want to train!" said Lee. "Kakashi's team challenged us to a duel at one and we need to train! I'm going to fight Sasuke!"
"No, I'M going to fight Sasuke." Said Neji.
"YOU can have a rematch with Naruto." Said Lee.
"Not right now, kids." Said Gai. "I'll train you at 12:30. Come back in a half an hour."
With that, he slammed the door on their faces and ran back to the living room where he resumed watching The Ridiculous Chicken.
He barely had time to let out another hearty laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of the chicken when the telephone rang. Reluctantly, he picked up the receiver. "Hello?" he said.
"Hi Gai." Came Kakashi's voice on the other end. "I heard your students challenged mine to a duel."
"Maybe." Said Gai since he was actually listening to the television.
"I just want to apologize ahead of time for the amount of time you won't have anything to do while your students are recovering in the hospital." Kakashi said.
"Uh huh." Said Gai, mesmerized by the Ridiculous Chicken.
Kakashi was looking underneath the underneath. "And…I automatically get another win over you for no reason." He said. "So now we're tied."
"Right." Gai said.
"All right Gai, see you at one." Said Kakashi, hanging up the phone.
Gai slammed the phone down and shoved some popcorn in his mouth.
Just when he was starting to get into the show again, an evil jounin ninja crashed through each of the five windows in the living room.
"For the love of all preposterous poultry!" Gai said, sounding exasperated as he stood up to perform his duty. So, as he battled these nameless evil ninjas, he tried to catch as much as he could of The Ridiculous Chicken. And, once the ninjas were all steaming heaps on the ground, he was able to return to his television program.
He gave a heavy sigh and sat down. Almost as if it was triggered, the moment he sat his rump down on the chair, all the power in the entire house suddenly shut down.
"NO!" Gai yelled dramatically, running over to the screen and grabbed the set, shaking it a little. "Come back!!"
When the power did not come back on immediately, Gai lowered his head. He was speechless for a moment, watching the minutes tick by and then he stood up and straightened his vest.
"Oh well." He said. "I'll just have to watch it on tape."
With that, he whipped out one of his many volumes of the Ridiculous Chicken and eagerly waited for the power to come back on.