Naruto Primer Lost Chapter: Tenten
Hover Disk
Tenten didn't get a second chapter dedicated entirely to her in the first Naruto Primer… yes, we admit that fully. She also didn't get a Lil Chapter along with Hinata, but we'll address that later. It was hard enough to think up a chapter for Tenten the first time around considering she has about zero character development. So finally, after toiling hours and hours away of thinking up and proper chapter for Tenten, this is the result.
"Oh wow!" Tenten exclaimed as she picked up the enormous package that was sitting on her front steps. "Look at the size of this package!"
She turned it over to see that it was addressed to her! She gasped.
"I know what this is!" she said, running into her house and using one of her handy ninja stars to cut the tap off. She shifted excitedly through all the packing peanuts and finally pulled out a folded piece of something. "My Hover Disk!!"
She unfolded it to see that it was a big round balloon like thing that looked like a UFO and was approximately three feet in diameter. It was used to throw into the air and watch in incredible awe as small children chased after it. This particular item simply MADE parties.
Tenten used her helium tank to blow up the Hover Disk. After ten long weeks of waiting, she finally had her Hover Disk! She had sent away for it by getting twenty-five proofs of purchase out of her ninja pebbles and now she could play with it. She took it outside and hurled it up into the air. Almost as if it was hypnotizing her, it spun around and around and floated to the ground a few feet in front of her.
The Hover Disk was decorated to make it look like a UFO, complete with an alien on the front. Tenten was overrun with excitement that if she didn't go and use the ladies room then she surely would have soiled herself. So she ran back inside to use the bathroom.
As soon as she shut the door, Neji and Lee came walking up.
"Where's Tenten?" Lee said. "She said she'd be waiting outside so we could all go and train!"
"We certainly are walking around demanding people to train with us a lot." Neji observed.
"Hey, look!!" Lee yelled, running over to the alien Hover Disk. "It's a Hover Disk! I can't believe Tenten has one of these!"
"What is it?" Neji asked.
Lee looked at Neji as if he was stupid. "A Hover Disk." He repeated.
"I heard that." Neji said with a glare. "I meant what's it for?"
"For fun!" Lee answered. "Watch, I'll show you!! Go way over there and I'll throw it to you!"
"…Okay…" Neji said, backing up.
"Further!" Lee yelled.
Neji kept backing up as Lee continued to tell him to go further. Finally, when he was back far enough, Lee pulled the Hover Disk back as far as he could and heaved it with all his might up into the air. "HOVER DISK!!!"
Both he and Neji were mesmerized by its beauty.
Then it fluttered to the ground right on top of Tenten's rock wall. It didn't exactly flutter after hitting the rock wall. It smashed against the rocks and skidding across the driveway.
"Wow." Neji said, walking over to it and picking it up. Almost as soon as he touched it, it all completely deflated and collapsed in his hands.
"YOU BROKE IT!!" Lee screamed, running over.
"No I didn't!" Neji said frantically as he turned the Hover Disk over to see a huge tear up the back. "This tear was already here! YOU broke it!"
"Shh!" Lee hissed. "Let's just go now and not tell Tenten we were here! She'll never know!"
"But—" Neji started but Lee grabbed Neji's arm and dashed off at speeds faster than Leeishly possible.
Tenten came out of her house feeling refreshed. She looked around for her Hover Disk and finally spotted it in the driveway. In a million years, she couldn't figure out what it was doing there but she went over to it anyway to find it dead.
"My Hover Disk!" she gasped. "NOOOOOOOOO!!"
She dropped to her knees and the screen panned out so far until all we could see was the earth but Tenten's screams would be heard forever and ever and ever.