Naruto Primer Lost Chapter: Kakashi

Lost on the Road of Life

I believe we've tortured you long enough by not doing Kakashi's chapter. I'm quite sure that this may have been the most requested chapter back when we were posting the first 100 chapters of the Naruto Primer…actually, the first request was made all the way back in CHAPTER THREE!! Of the FIRST one too! So, approximately 115 chapters later, you are finally being appeased. (And, yes, that Hover Disk chapter you just read was a relatively true.)

One could say many a thing about Kakashi concerning his quirks. Such as the fact that he always wants people to look underneath the underneath, but that's not really as prominent as some people try to pretend it is.

I'm sure everyone wonders why Kakashi is always late everywhere he goes. He comes up with excuses like, "I got lost on the Road of Life." But we know he's just kidding. Then, we come to find out that it's because he's visiting his dead friend's grave.

Hold the phone…WHY does it take Kakashi so gosh darned long to visit a grave? Sure, sure, you can say it's because he loves his friend so much but seriously. Come on. He comes to things HOURS late. There's only so long you can spend mourning at a grave for a friend who's been dead for years. The first few times, yeah, I can understand that he took his time hanging out and paying his respects but there has to be another reason why he's always late. And we have discovered that reason.

He's just not getting enough sleep.

Ever notice that Kakashi always looks like he could just nod off and go to sleep at any moment? Well, Kakashi usually goes to bed in the wee hours of the morning so it's no wonder why he is always late getting up.

What makes Kakashi go to bed in the wee hours of the morning?

Come, Come Paradise.

Other things too, but mostly just Come, Come Paradise.

This, of course, comes as absolutely no surprise to die-hard Kakashi fans. As a matter of fact, it doesn't come as a surprise to people who don't like Kakashi, or even those folks who are indifferent about him…or the ones that KIND of like him… or the ones who hate him with a fiery passion that will send letters to the creator of "Naruto" to quickly kill Kakashi off…

BUT ANYWAY…

You COULD say that Kakashi has a problem with his porno book. I would have to whole-heartedly agree with you. You'd think that after reading it ten zillion times then it wouldn't be interesting again. But I guess they keep coming out with sequels or something. Whatever the case may be, Kakashi has got to get his mind out of the gutter and concentrated on making his students better ninjas!

You see, it never even occurred to Kakashi that, by finally taking students, he would have less time to read his book. He wasn't about to cut down on his reading time so, instead, he gets even less sleep.

I'm sure that if Kakashi just put down the book and helped his students, they would all eventually accomplish their goals. Naruto would become Hokage, Sasuke would kill Itachi and Sakura would…er… learn a jutsu or two.

Oh Kakashi, what are we going to do with you?