Naruto Primer Lost Chapter: Kurenai

Aunt Flo

As of now, we have approximately 50-65 chapters for this lost chapter thing. We could potentially go to 100 again... man, that would be something. We don't have any plans to do so yet. So, if you would like to see something in this Lost Chapter section then you can mention it in case you were too shy to mention it in the original. If we like the idea and try it out, we might put it up if it turns out all right, giving credit of course. We aim to please, so if you want us to go up to 100 again then just say the word but if not, that's fine too.

Kurenai is in a bad mood.

Today, everyone is offending her. Especially the male population of the world who cannot possibly understand the pain she's experiencing physically and emotionally.

To help herself vent, Kurenai sometimes takes it out on her students. Sometimes, she tells them that it will be a conditioning training day. Other times, she doesn't bother hiding it and just forces them to run laps all day. Unfortunately for her venting technique, her team seems to LIKE conditioning… especially that Kiba…

But anyway, Kurenai must now figure out a way to make sure everyone is unhappy as she is.

"You all have to run laps until the sun goes down." Kurenai said to her students.

"YAHOO!" said Kiba. "That's our forte!"

"…" Shino said.

"…Okay…" Hinata said nervously.

Kurenai frowned at Kiba's response. "Kiba, you have to run backwards instead." She said finally.

"ALL RIGHT!" Kiba cheered. "Running backwards will be fun! Sometimes I run backwards and I bump into a lot of things even though Akamaru is supposed to be telling me which way to go!"

Kurenai was now getting very angry. How DARE Kiba be this happy at a time like this. He should KNOW that…well…YOU KNOW.

"WITHOUT Akamaru." Kurenai said, crossing her arms.

"What…?" Kiba said sadly as Akamaru jumped off his head. Akamaru was a smart dog who wasn't about to bother Kurenai this week.

"And Shino, you have to run on your hands!" Kurenai said.

"What did I do?" Shino asked.

"What did ANY of us do?" Kiba said.

"Guys, we should just leave her alone for now." Hinata said quickly as Kurenai turned around and walked away while cackling slightly. Now that she had successfully made some people ALMOST as miserable as she was, she had to make sure that everyone was feeling the same way. So she wandered around to find some more men.

She stumbled across a small cook-out that was taking place behind the academy where Iruka, Asuma, Kakashi and Gai were all hanging out.

"How convenient." Kurenai said, rubbing her hands together diabolically as she stomped over. "What do you all think you're doing?!" she demanded.

"Cooking outdoors." Said Iruka who was flipping a burger.

"Spitting and belching." Asuma answered.

"Fixing things." Gai said as he picked up a screwdriver.

"Celebrating our manliness." Kakashi finished.

"How DARE you!!" said Kurenai. "Why didn't you invite me?!"

"You want to celebrate our manliness with us?" Asuma said with a raised eyebrow.

"No!" said Kurenai. "But I'm not about to let this party continue!"

"But we have one of these every month!" complained Gai as if Kurenai really had the authority to make them stop.

"I COMMAND you to end this party." Kurenai said, stomping her foot, scoffing and crossing her arms.

"Come on, guys." Said Kakashi. "We're done here."

"What?" said Iruka, looking shocked. "Why?! It's only Kurenai!"

Asuma put his arm around Iruka. "Iruka," he said. "Let me explain to you why we have these parties without Kurenai every month…"