Naruto Primer Lost Chapter: Jiraiya

Jumanji

"I'm really scared of the hamburgers." quoth Luigi

For some reason, we call Jiraiya "Jumanji". Want us to explain? We would want us to explain too. So we shall.

It all started on one bright and sunny morning when Jiraiya got out of bed and stretched high to the sky. "YAAAAAAAAWWNN!!" he bellowed. "Oh boy! What a beautiful day!"

Then Naruto ran in. "Good morning, teacher!" he exclaimed.

"Good morning, Naruto!" said Jiraiya. "My, you're looking SWELL today!" He threw off his blankets to reveal that he was ALREADY wearing his clothes. He got up and his bed magically makes itself in the background as he merrily strutted to the kitchen while humming contently.

Tsunade was sitting down at a table with a feast lied out. "Good morning Jiraiya!" she said happily. "My, it's a lovely day, isn't it?"

"Yes it is!" Jiraiya answered, sitting down and taking a big whiff of the food. "And this smells lovely as well! You didn't make ALL of it did you?!"

Tsunade blushed as she took of her oven mitts. "Oh you!" she said. "Yes, I made it all...and it's ALL for YOU!!"

"All for ME?!" said Jiraiya, pointing to himself.

"All for you!" Tsunade answered, smiling all-too-happily.

"Mustn't be late for work!" Jiraiya announced as he grabbed his already made lunch and dashed out the door to leave while Tsunade stood outside the doorway bidding him a farewell.

He skipped down the street while swinging his Speed Racer lunch box around. "La la la la la la la!" He suddenly crashed into someone.

"Oh dear!" came the voice of Orochimaru as he reached out his hand to help Jiraiya up. "Wait…is that you Jiraiya?! I haven't seen YOU for a long time!" Orochimaru helped Jiraiya to his feet and gave him a hearty hug.

"Orochimaru?" said Jiraiya. "WOW! How have you been? Just like old times!" The two of them did a secretive handshake that included many slaps and skips and hugs and twirls and when they were done, they laughed warmly and embraced.

"So where are you off to, dear friend?" Orochimaru asked.

"Why, I'm off to help my peers get an education!" Jiraiya answered as he looked at his watch. "And I wouldn't want to be late! I hate to leave, but I must!"

"No problem, friend, for I am going the same way!" Orochimaru said. "Shall we walk together?"

"Why, I would like that very much!" said Jiraiya as the two of them joined hands and skipped down the street. They reached the academy where Naruto was already waiting.

"I don't suppose you two can help me with my problem, do you?" said Naruto, putting his hands on his hips.

"If your problem involves needing a new education, then we're your men!" said Jiraiya.

"Oh golly!" said Naruto as they all linked arms and skipped into the academy where they were confronted by Sasuke.

"Good morning everyone!" said Sasuke. "Naruto, if you ever need someone to spar with, don't hesitate to ask because I would be happy to oblige!"

"Same to you, Sasuke you dog!" said Naruto. Then Sasuke joined the arms with Naruto and the group of four skipped into the classroom.

"Good morning class!" said Iruka.

"Good morning Iruka!" said everyone, even though Orochimaru and Jiraiya couldn't possibly fathom what they were doing in the class.

"The sun is shining, the birds are singing and it's simply a MARVELOUS day so I have decided to declare this day a holiday!" Iruka announced. "We will call it: MARVELOUS DAY!!" The whole class cheered and ran outside where they could frolic in the morning sun. Everyone in the academy decided to engage in an enthralling game of tag.

"Everyone join right in! Jiraiya's 'it'!" said Sakura.

"Oh you silly children!" said Jiraiya. Everyone chuckled warmly as a black circle engulfed them.

Um…what were we talking about at the beginning? Why we call Jiraiya Jumanji? I guess we got kind of sidetracked and distracted ourselves by accident. Well, here's the story: We couldn't remember Jiraiya's name so we just spouted out the first word that started with a J that popped into our minds. THE END!!