Naruto Primer Lost Chapter: Genma/Hayate
Some Sugar for Genma
I can't even begin to fathom why but Genma and Hayate are frequently paired up as lovers, as well as Iruka and Kakashi. Now, since we are morally opposed to Iruka and Kakashi lovin', we decided to lean towards Genma and Hayate lovin' even though Hayate's dead. OH WELL!! And, yes, this chapter is Yaoi filled but not really…but if that sort of stuff gives you the willies just thinking about it, then feel free to skip this chapter.
One day, Genma and Hayate were on their morning stroll, skipping through the park and whispering sweet nothings in each other's ears. Only recently had they decided to make their love official.
They decided to sit down at a park bench and talk a bit.
"So…we've been together for almost two weeks now…" said Genma.
"Yes." Said Hayate, coughing a bit.
"So…when do you think we'll…" Genma started but then he looked away and pretended to be interested in the birdies.
"How about now?" Hayate said.
The two of them closed in to exchange the most precious thing two lovers can share. But Genma's toothpick poked Hayate in the chin, and Hayate exploded into a mad coughing fit. This, of course, caused both contenders to back away from each other before their original purpose could be fulfilled.
"That was unsuccessful." Genma said finally.
"Yes." Said Hayate as he regained control of his coughing.
"Now what?" asked Genma awkwardly.
"Um…how about we continue our walk?" Hayate suggested.
The moment was ruined. There was no way they could have tried again at that point so they mutually decided to go on another frolic.
This time, they found themselves in a field of flowers and dandelions that were not yellow yet. The dandelions were still in their white form when you could pick them up and make a wish with them.
The two of them grabbed each other's hands and swung around in circles while a famous love song played in the background. Finally, they collapsed from exhaustion and lied down in the tall grass while looking up at the sky, watching the clouds change form.
Genma picked up one of the dandelions.
"Are you making a wish?" Hayate asked.
"Yes." Genma answered. "But I can't tell you what it is."
He blew on the dandelion and the white seeds floated up in the air and were taken away with the wind.
"Do you think my wish will come true?" Genma asked.
"I hope so." Said Hayate as he leaned over to put some sugar on Genma's lips but suddenly started coughing, which caused Genma to quickly push him away. "Sorry…allergies…"
Awkward silence followed.
"Okay…let's go somewhere else." Genma said. He stood up and he and Hayate raced to the bicycle they had brought. Hayate got on the seat and Genma sat on the handlebars and they started peddling off.
"It's so nice out today." Said Hayate.
"I wish forever could be like this." Sighed Genma.
He was just about to lean back and snuggle Hayate a bit but Hayate suddenly started coughing, which caused him to lose control of steering, which caused them to careen out of control and tumble over a gorge.
Hours later, the two of them emerged from the gorge and, other than being a little beat up, both were all right.
"Maybe we should just head home." Hayate said.
"Good idea." Genma said.
First they went to Genma's house.
"Well…see you tomorrow." Hayate said as he turned to leave.
Genma stopped him by grabbing his arm. "Don't you think that you could…?" he asked, taking the toothpick out of his mouth.
Hayate nodded and the two of them, once again, closed in.
And the two of them were, once again, forced to tear away by Hayate's coughing.
"Look, I can't deal with this." Genma said finally.
"Sorry, I'm not feeling well." Hayate said.
"Hayate, you KNOW I love you but if this is going to continue like this… I don't know what I'll do." Genma said as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a cough drop. Then he stuck the cough drop in one of Hayate's pockets. "Try to do something about your cold and then call me."
Then Genma opened the door and shut it behind him without saying anything else.
Hayate slowly walked away from the house. "Damn." He said as he popped the cough drop in his mouth.