Chapter Two In Which There Are Important Revelations

Morning came, faster than I wanted it to. Nevertheless, I stood, stretched, and looked about. The pain hit almost seconds after, as I remember what had occurred over the course of the summer. My lips trembled with disgust and fear.

And then I recognized my surroundings as being, not Hogwarts, but my bedroom at home. "What?" I murmured.

"Honey," called my mother's voice almost shrilly. "You better get ready. We have to be at King's Cross Station soon."

What? But...I had gone to Hogwarts yesterday...I remembered it as clear as day. Quickly, I ran to the bathroom and glanced in the mirror. My hair was frizzy and brown, my body imperfect, my pyjamas purple flannel.

I saw my own eyes widen as I realized...it had all been a dream. I was still dating Viktor, was still number one in my classes, and was still secretly in love with Ron. I mean–er, never mind. The important this was that I was still Hermione, rather than that strange pod person that had taken over my body in my dream.

What a relief.

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TO THOSE WHO ENJOYED THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER:

What the hell is your people's problems? Draco/Hermione is never going to happen, okay? Never, never, never. Do you hear me? Never!!!! Hermione is dating Viktor Krum, is in love with Ron, and, as for Malfoy, he's a bigoted jerk asshole who would never fall in love with a Mudblood. Do you hear me? Bigot. Jerk. Asshole.

Hermione would never be pureblood, because that is just stupid. She wouldn't go fake goth, and she wouldn't just dump her best friends. She wouldn't be angsty, and she certainly wouldn't look down on her peers (except malfoy and his kind). She is a good, bookish, nice person. If she's not the sex goddess you wish she was, then screw you!!

TO THOSE WHO HATED THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER:

Thank God some of you people have brains and see that it sucked. That's why I wrote it. Because it's stupid, and I wanted to see if anyone would recognize that. Good. Some people did, as well as the folks at Godawful Fanfiction. Gotta love you.

P.S. Tom Felton is ugly, and Draco's a dick. Thank you for your time. And I hope you learned a lesson. Although, knowing people, you probably didn't.