Thanks to those lovely people who have reviewed!! You're all so friendly. George. A person can have more than one nick-name. Honest. So, moving swiftly on, it's back to barmy owls.
Oh God!! I'm so excited. I'm going to make such a wicked delivery! I'm going to deliver an entire broomstick to Harry! An entire broomstick! Wow! I will, of course, need help. I mean, broomsticks are too fat for their own good. I'm going to get some of the school owls to help me. As much as I love Morty, he really is too wild to take anything seriously. Some of the school owls are good looking guys. I wish I could fall for one of them instead of Morty - because he's so complicated. One minute, he's doing the courting dance - the next he's laughing at me.
Despite everything, we're getting on well. Taunting Errol is by far the best fun ever. We sit and sing and tease him. Guess what?! Errol's got a girlfriend!!
Remember that stiff old lady who I found perched next to me on the night I arrived? Well she's going out with Errol!! It's so funny. We sit where he can't see us or smell us, and we sing:
"Florentina and Errol, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G..." well, yeah. You all know how that one goes.But it's funny because Errol gets completely and utterly confused about where it's coming from, so he sits in a corner and cries!!! Heh-heh-heh. Serves him right for being so useless.
I've been made part of the council for our hunting club! It means I get best pick of the game - and an unlimited pass to hunt.
Oh - I really must fly, I have to choose those lucky owls to help me fly the broom down to Harry!!
Wow! I'm excited!!!
For those...ahem...lesser mortals....(sorry) you know how birds do like mating dances? Well I decided birds did courting dances. You do know what courting means right?
Oh dear, I fear I've gone hyper....