Sorry I haven't updated in ages, I haven't been able to actually get too my computer for a while, and I have far too much homework - I swear their trying to kill me. Oh well. Thank you for reviewing!!! Nikkila, sorry your stressed but glad I could help in some odd, tiny way....and phsyco bunny dude person. I do mean Palomides. Honest. I'm half Greek, so I know what you mean. eh farristo.
I feel seriously depressed. The Mortster Machine isn't talking to me, and has gone as far as being in cahoots with Errol the Duster, and they gang up on me!!!!!! It's soooooooo unfair. Don't get me wrong, I still think of Hogwarts as the most fantastic place on the planet - but lately, things have been going wrong. I don't even have Palomides too console me, he's gone off on an errand too Brazil or whereever it is for his mistress. So now he's gone, I can't even find out who his mistress is, and I've been forgetting for months!!!! It's like those birthday candles which wont blow out no matter how hard you blow. Irritating, huh.
It's coming up for Christmas soonish, so I might go out for a fly and nag some people to send Harry a few presents....he seems so unwanted normally, it would be quite nice for him to actually get something at Christmas. I still haven't gotten oveer the fact that he's the boy who lived!!!! It makes me feel really important, being able to work for him, and now that the rest of the owls have found out, they treat me like a Queen! They all still call me Hedwig though. It sucks - only Palomides will call me by my actual name, but I've kinda gotten used to being Hedwig. Herry was telling me the other day that Morty's greasy master challenged him to a duel at midnight! Apparently he went along with gingernob and bushy, and some toad guy called Neville, but Malfoy never turned up! According to the boy who lived, (wow) Filch nearly sniped them instead. I don't see why they hate Filch - he's always lovely to all the owls, but I can't stand his slimy cat!! It looks like a furry rotten banana, with eyes too big for its own good. So, anyway, The One Who Defeated The Dark Lord Voldemort and co, ran off somewhere on the third floor, and got mauled by this great three headed dog! I must remember to pay the third floor a visit, I had no idea Serburus was still around. We go way back.
So there you go. Short and st. By the by, Serburus was the original three headed dog and guarded the gates of Hades at the end of the river Styx. (Just in case you didn't know.)