Well... I've finally continued, Jandalf... mwha-ha! Evilness prevails!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHA-HA!! CONSPIRACIES!!!!
Jandalf: I started authoring around the last couple of pages…mwahaha…
Okay, fine, so that has nothing to do with garlic wars... Might I note that the garlic is our equivalent to the dark side... in a way...
And now:
The incredibly long and boring series continues with the title, which I must put. Well, since I love breaking traditions, I'm not going to put the incredibly long and boring title that drives everyone away but who cares about that? You care about the title and the story don't you? Well, well, seems I didn't break that tradition, we have an incredibly long and boring B-movie title, or whatever Jandalf called it in the last chapter, and sheesh, If I don't hurry up and put the real title, this is going to be even longer! Paint Wars: The Revenge of the Garlic. Episode III. There, are you happy?
Oh yes... the annoying intro that must be used too...
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... there were Jedi Knights. And these Jedi were the upholders of the peace... and the wielders of the Force...
The masters were serious all the time, and the Jedi Temple was a place of quiet contemplation... well, not all the time... Sometimes strange things happened...
Ahh, and the disclaimer: One: I don't own it. Well, actually, I do own the garlic, so that's that... However, I don't own Star Wars, though my master Jandalf wishes she does. But she doesn't either. I do own myself though...
Obi-Wan's third clone crept through the halls very nervously. He didn't whistle, but walked quietly, with his hand on his lightsaber... watching... waiting for the opportune moment, I guess.
Ever since the last chapter, where he had been incinerated, and then recloned, he had been on guard, trying to avoid the crazy, evil, and purely hyper Master and Padawan duo: Jandalf the even oranger, and Tiana, the Padawan with greenish hair.
And, of course, we don't blame him either...
And, if you read the last chapter, which you better have, you will understand why Obi-Wan crept through the halls nervously.
Suddenly, a bucket of garlic scented purple dye fell on his head, and Tiana fell down laughing hysterically. Until she realized that it was Obi-Wan that she had just dyed purple. "Oops," she said, and took off running, setting off a garlic bomb that she had created while her master had recloned Obi-Wan and Anakin, though the latter was quite grudgingly...
"ARGH!" he screamed. "DIE, YOU PESKY PADAWAN!!!!!!"
Anakin popped out. "Did you call me?!" But, because he had appeared at less then the opportune moment, he crashed into Obi-Wan, and both the clones crashed to the ground.
Obi-Wan created a purple garlic scented splotch on the ground.
Anakin accidentally ignited his lightsaber, and cut a hole in the floor of the Jedi Temple, and both the Jedi fell into a laundry chute.
They landed with a sound effect that sounded faintly like 159951 people saying kavaam.
Tiana shook her head. "I just can't get the hang of those sound effects. Jandalf's always sound right."
"KAVAAM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" screamed Obi-Wan. "WHY'D IT GO KAVAAM?!"
Anakin took a liking to the laundry chute, and planted more garlic.
Suddenly... there was a sound like 152763 people saying kavaam, and there was a flash of orange smoke.
Jandalf appeared, with Yoda close behind her. Well, Yoda... and Mace Windu too. "Padawan," she gasped, as she got close enough to talk, which didn't take her to long, being that she was running for dear life, "you must never, ever plant Neon Blue dye capsules in a Jedi Master's chair!"
Tiana raised her eyebrows momentarily; looked down at Ani and Obi, the latter of whom was cursing loudly, and shrugged. "Yes, master." Then see looked closer at the raging mad Jedi Masters, and noticed that their garments were bright blue. "Ahhh." She pulled out her garlic scented shaving cream that she had stolen from Anakin earlier, and sprayed the two Jedi Masters.
"Ah, good, Padawan. You must learn the art of shaving creaming Jedi Masters," said Jandalf, momentarily losing her train of thought. Then she realized what she had said. "YOU JUST WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? YOU SHAVING CREAMED MASTER YODA AND MASTER WINDU?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"You dyed them blue," replied Tiana, shrugging. "Shall we run?"
"Let's."
As the two Jedi dashed away from the scene of the crime, they didn't notice Anakin's garlic growing up... and covering the Jedi Temple...
Meanwhile... (Since I haven't done this yet...)
"Mwha-ha-ha!" Emperor Palpatine looked into his evil bowling ball of terror that he had stolen from Saruman. "Soon the garlic will destroy the Jedi, and the Paint will be MINE!" He paused momentarily, realizing that that wasn't funny. "Oh, and the One Ring... and the warheads... and the medal pole..." He continued naming useless things, until he realized that the author had gave up on him being funny, and had left.
...Of course, this wasn't a normal day in the infamous galaxy far, far away... No, normally, Tiana and Jandalf were scarier. Obi-Wan had a reason to avoid them... and so did Anakin... that crazy Chosen Jedi brat! Let's all throw him into a volcano!
Yes, that was irrelevant. I don't care! Ha! But I did call it the Revenge of the Garlic for a reason, you know...
The two blue Jedi Masters fumed at the two hyper Jedi.
"Sigh," Yoda sighed. "Be the downfall of us, those Jedi will. The oddest master and Padawan duo I have met, are they. Yes, hmmmmmmm..." (^^)
Mace huffed. "I'm blue. And covered in shaving cream. Can this get any worse?!"
Of course, at the moment, Tiana and Jandalf continued running away from the rather angered Jedi masters. And Obi-Wan and Anakin climbed out of the laundry chute. Both of them were mad, logically.
*Star Wars theme music plays*
Tiana dropped from exhaustion. "Master, I'm tired."
Jandalf sat down. "Well, that's what you get from running away from two shaving creamed Jedi Masters."
"You dyed them blue."
"Yeah, you mentioned that."
Tiana sighed. "Want some garlic?"
Jandalf sighed. "NO."
"Sigh?" asked Tiana.
"NONONONONONONONO!!!!" screamed Jandalf.
"No? WHY NOOOOOOOOOOT???????" asked Tiana.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," Jandalf screamed.
Tiana pouted. "But, MASTER!!!!!"
"BECAUSE IT'S STINKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" Jandalf whined, sounding very un-Jedi Masterish. She paused, being as her Padawan was looking at her strangely. "WHAT???? Quit looking at me like that."
Tiana sighed. "Master, GET A CLOTHES PIN!!!!"
"NO! STOP LOOKING AT ME!"
"I'M NOT LOOKING AT YOU!" Tiana shouted back.
"IT HURTS AFTER A WHILE!" Jandalf continued to scream,
"I'M LOOKING AT OBI-WAN!" shouted Tiana. "AND I KNOW THAT!"
Jandalf glowered down at her Padawan. "...THAT'S MY JOB!" she screamed.
"WHAT IS?!" asked Tiana, continuing to shout.
"LOOKING AT OBI-WAN!" shouted Jandalf in response
"TELLING ME TO PUT THE GARLIC AWAY?" asked Tiana, not catching what her master had said. And then she got it. "OH! THAT!"
"You're suppose to look at Anakin! Remember?" replied Jandalf.
"Well, he's standing behind you with green dye..." started Tiana. "AND I KNOW THAT, MASTER!!!!!!!"
"....erk?" asked Jandalf, catching what her Padawan had just said.
"Yeah."
Jandalf ducked. Obi-Wan started to throw green dye at them, and then realized that he was about to throw it at a Jedi Master, and caught himself, splashing green dye all over himself in the come back.
"....MASTER!!!!!!!!" screamed Tiana, seeing green dye flying everywhere,
"HE'S ALL GREEN!!!!" shouted Jandalf.
"Well, no really..." said Obi-Wan, wiping green dye out of his eyes.
"I have a bad feeling about this," replied Tiana.
"Agh..." Jandalf glared at her Padawan, as she normally did, seemingly. "Who did this? Who set Obi-Wan up with the green dye??"
"..................erk.............." Tiana erked.
"...Padawan...." said Jandalf, warningly, and with a very evil tone to her voice. "Rrrrr..."
"...what, master??" asked Tiana, grinning helplessly.
"...You know perfectly well, Padawan..."
Tiana cringed. "I know... do not dye Obi-Wan green." She paused. "Or you."
"I expect you to buy me some soap, at least, Padawan," said Obi-Wan, continuing to wipe green dye off his face, causing him to look remarkably like Yoda.
Jandalf sighed.
"You can't call me Padawan, Obi-Wan," replied Tiana.
Obi-Wan glared at her, and flicked green dye at her. "Well, I can call you Padawan Tiana."
"I'm not your Padawan," continued Tiana.
"I know that," replied Obi-Wan.
"Whatever, Master Obi-Wan," said Tiana, quite sarcastically.
"Padawan, be polite," said Jandalf sternly.
"Why? He's all green..." Tiana snrked. "Tee hee."
Jandalf paused, considering Tiana's question. "...I don't know, I just needed something to say."
"Okay."
"...agh..."
Tiana snrked again.
"He's green..." said Jandalf.
Obi-Wan snrked.
"I don't buy soap, Obi-Wan," replied Tiana. "Garlic?"
Obi-Wan paused midthought. "...what?!" He glared at her. "NO THANK YOU!!!!!"
"..." said Tiana. "WHAT NOT?!?!?!???????????????????"
"You don't buy soap..." started Obi-Wan "That implies... well..." he searched for the right word, "ew. AND YOU KNOW WHY NOT!!!!!!!"
"Well... master buys soap................." said Tiana, rolling her eyes.
"I buy the soap around here, sigh," sighed Jandalf.
"She makes me bathe," said Tiana, pointing at her master. "She doesn't like the "Aragorn" look."
"Ew..." said Jandalf.
Tiana sighed. "I LIKE THAT LOOK!!!!!"
Jandalf glowered at her. "Must shower at LEAST every other day... MUST!!!!"
"...yeah... sigh... not every other week?" Tiana paused. "Month?"
Obi-Wan and Jandalf both screamed "EWWWWWW!!!!" at the same time.
"...WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I DO bathe..." said Tiana. "...sometimes..."
(Random fast fact: well, people actually only bathed once a year in medieval times...comes the saying of throwing out the baby with the bathwater. Ask Jandalf for more details.)
"yeah..." said Tiana.
"Good, Padawan," started Jandalf, until she caught onto what Tiana had just said. "...sometimes...?"
"Yeah... like every other week..."
Jandalf quirked her eyebrows, and glared at Tiana. "How often?"
Tiana stopped plugging up the ventilation system with garlic. "Ummmmmmmm............" she paused. "can't.......remember......"
"..." said Jandalf and Obi-Wan.
"Not a good sign," replied Jandalf.
Tiana cringed. "yeah...................................."
Obi-Wan sniffed. "If you'll excuse me, my Padawan seems to have found his garlic again..." he dashed off. "ANAKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tiana giggled. "tee hee... snrk... Obi-Wan, you forgot your dye!"
"...heehee... wait... that's not good...." replied Jandalf.
"....is it........?" asked Tiana.
"No. Obi-Wan's GREEN!!! ACK..." Jandalf screamed.
"...Master, you must not turn dark... that's my job," said Tiana.
"I'm not... I'm just sad... boohoo..." replied Jandalf.
"...I LIKE green Obi though!" added Tiana.
"Padawan, you must veer from the path of darkness." Jandalf glared at her. "AND I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!"
"coughwhodoyouthinkdyedhimthatcolorcough," coughed Tiana.
"I LIKE NORMAL OBI-WAN!!!!!!!!" screamed Jandalf. "coughiaccuseyou,padawancough," she added.
"Darkside..................................." said Tiana.
"Grrrr..." said Jandalf.
"...but WHY, Master??" asked Tiana, translating that which her master had spoken. "...darkness.................."
"BECAUSE YOU'RE WEARING THAT 'I HOPE SHE DOESN'T FIND ME OUT' EXPRESSION, THAT'S WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Jandalf. "Grrrr........"
"I will become POWERFUL..." Tiana carried on, ignoring her master's persistent growling, "...and all shall love me and despair........."
"NOT THAT LINE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jandalf screamed.
"Oops......."
"IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Master Jandalf continued to scream. "A CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!"
"Well, you weren't suppose to figure me out..... sigh, minions of Xendor..."
"Minions of Xendor." Jandalf stopped her incoherent growling about conspiracies, and whatnot. "Want to go out for ice cream?"
"Okay!" agreed Tiana.
"DQ?" asked Jandalf.
"Great!"
"All right!" exclaimed Jandalf.
"........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........" said Tiana.
"Shall we check and see if Obi-Wan and Anakin are free to come along?" asked Jandalf.
"coughitsstillaconspiracycough," said Tiana. "Okay, master!"
"coughnotwhilei'maroundcough," replied Jandalf. She called for Obi and Ani.
"coughyesitiscough," muttered Tiana.
"ICE CREAM!!!!!!!" screamed Jandalf.
"aiusdhfalsdjfhalskjdconspiracyasjkdlfhasjdhlfajsdlf," said Tiana.
Obi-Wan and Anakin came running, Obi-Wan still obviously green, and Anakin obviously hiding garlic.
"Tee hee..." said Tiana.
"coughaljf;lajf;lawejnrlkasndf;lcough," said Jandalf.
".....................master........" warned Tiana.
"heehee, you can speak dutch too, cool..." Jandalf paused. "What?"
"alhkdfjaslhfksjdkfitsaconspiracyalaskdhfalksjdhflakjsdf," said Tiana. "adkjfhlyeahaflida."
"as;ldkj;lakwje;lkjflasconspiracyalsdkfjawelnfa," replied Jandalf.
"askdjfateeheekajdslkfja," giggled Tiana.
"a;lskdfj;aelkjfa;lskjfstopconspirating,padawansalfjwapoeijfa," ordered Jandalf.
"dkljfahsdklfjhsnrkobiwanandanakincantunderstandthisasdklfjhasdkf," said Tiana.
"a;lsfjl;asjiknowa;lskfja;slfj!" said Jandalf.
"aslkjdfhasdkwhymustistopmasterakusdff?" asked Tiana.
"asldkfjalsjfbecauseisaidso,padawanaslkdfjlasfj," replied Jandalf.
"asm,dfnahsb,mdsighmastersareannoyignattimesaksdjfahlsdf," said Tiana. She sighed. "As you wish."
"alsdkfjasldfjnoonewilleverbeabletodecryptthisasdflaksdjf," said Jandalf, giggling.
"asjkdaicanthoughaklsjdfdf," replied Tiana.
"asldfjaslkfjoursecretsaresafealslaskdfjalsdfja," answered Jandalf. "alskdfjlask...yeah...aosdkfjlaskdfjlas."
"askdjfhaslkdjfhokaycoolaskdlfjhaskldjafd," replied Tiana.
Anakin and Obi-Wan looked confused... very confused.
"As you wish, master," said Tiana.
"Well, let's go for ice cream then!" announced Jandalf.
"OKAY!!!! YAY!!!!" exclaimed Tiana.
"YAY!!!!" shouted Jandalf. "COME ON, OBI-WAN!!!!"
"CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM!!!!!" screamed Tiana.
"...yum..." said Obi-Wan.
Tiana plotted to poison him.
"YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!" she screamed. "YUM! AND NO GARLIC!!!!!!"
"What do you think, Anakin?" asked Obi-Wan.
"YAY! NO GARLIC!" screamed Jandalf.
"Mmmmmmmhhmmmmm..." said Anakin.
"It's decided then," announced Obi-Wan.
"...Garlic... what was that, master?" asked Anakin.
"HUZZAH!!! WE'RE OFF!!!" screamed Jandalf.
"Drat," said Anakin.
"No, no garlic!" said Obi-Wan, reading his Padawan's mind. "NONE!"
"Drat drat!" said Anakin.
Tiana snrked.
"YOU HEAR ME, PADAWAN? NONE!!!!!!!!!!!" sceamed Obi-Wan.
Jandalf snrked.
"WHAT ARE YOU SNRKING AT??????????????" asked Obi-Wan, looking at Tiana, as he understood why Jandalf was snrking.
"...Don't worry, Anakin.... tee hee...." said Tiana.
"..." said Jandalf.
"You," replied Tiana simply.
"Padawan..." Jandalf said through clenched teeth.
"Not. Funny," said Obi-Wan.
"What, master?" asked Tiana with an incent grin. "And yes, funny."
"Sigh..." Jandalf sighed. "That's "Innocent", Padawan."
Tiana sighed, and rolled her eyes. "Master, you can't read what I say."
"I'm going home," said Obi-Wan.
"I can't help that I can't spell..." said Tiana.
Jandalf sighed.
"NOOOOOO!!!" screamed Tiana.
"That's okay," said Jandalf.
"STAY HERE, OBI!!!!" screamed Tiana.
"Why? You're laughing at me."
"Garlic..." said Anakin.
"I was NOT!" shouted Tiana.
"PUT THAT AWAY, PADAWAN!!!!!" screamed Obi-Wan.
"Well... I was... but that's not the point..." said Tiana softly...
"Yes, you were..." replied Obi-Wan sternly.
"Wait... it was..." said Tiana.
Jandalf sighed. "The confusion...."
"OBI-WAN, I AM NOT WEAK MINDED!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Tiana... "...yes... I was..."
"I'm not trying to trick you!!! I was just saying..." said Obi-Wan.
"Yes, master Obi-Wan," said Anakin.
"...yes I was... yes I was..." Tiana continued saying.
"Oh, darn it all, let's just forget it and get some ice cream!" said Obi-Wan, sighing.
"Okay!" said Tiana. "Yes, you will."
"Sounds good," said Jandalf.
"askldjfhyouwilleatgarlicsakjdlf," said Tiana.
"Padawan Tiana, that's not going to work on m...garlic..."
Tiana giggled. "...........tee hee."
"Eat garlic.... must...ack..." Obi-Wan fainted.
Tiana snrked.
"AGH!!! PADAWAN!!!" screamed Jandalf.
"Obi-Wan?" asked Tiana.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!!" yelled Jandalf.
"...erk.... master....." Tiana cringed, and smiled helplessly at the same time.
"AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Jandalf.
Tiana edged away nervously.
Jandalf tried to wake Obi-Wan up. "WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"...Anakin... come on..." said Tiana, continuing to edge away.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WHATWHATWHAT??????" asked Obi-Wan.
"Ok..." Jandalf looked at her Padawan, who was still edging away."...where are you going, Padawan?" she asked. "Padawan?"
Tiana continued to edge away.
"...DONT' LEAVE ME!!!!!!!" screamed Jandalf.
"What's going on?" asked Obi-Wan.
"We're left to have a conversation all by ourselves!!!!!" cried Jandalf.
"...oh..." said Obi-Wan.
Jandalf sniffled. "Padawan..."
"...WHAT????" asked Tiana.
"Oh, you're back," said Jandalf dryly. "Heh."
"Yeah... comlink went off..."
"Oh... ick..." said Jandalf. "Bad comlink..."
"Obi-Wan?" asked Tiana. "Are you okay?"
"..." said Obi-Wan.
"I think he's scared," replied Jandalf.
"I have a bad feeling about this," said Tiana.
"Maybe I should cheer him up," answered Jandalf, looking at the scared Obi-Wan pitifully.
Anakin snrked.
Tiana stared at Obi-Wan. "Master Obi-Wan, ARE YOU OKAY?????"
He looked at her strangely. "Of course I am."
She grinned in relief. "Good. No damage?"
Jandalf grinned. "He's always okay!" And with that, she hugged Obi-Wan, rendering him speechless once again.
Tiana sighed. "Master…"
"What?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT!!!" Tiana screeched, not really sure why she was screeching.
Then Tiana and Jandalf began giggling for no apparent reason. The reason soon became apparent, however, at the look on Obi-Wan's face.
"LEAVE MY MASTER ALONE!!!" cried Anakin. "ONLY I CAN TORMENT HIM!!!"
"…I don't think so," Jandalf replied.
"YES, I CAN!!" argued Anakin.
Obi-Wan regained his speech at the stealing of his "I don't think so" line, and said angrily, "That's my line! And no you don't, Anakin!"
"Yes, I do," the Chosen Brat replied smugly.
"NO!!" Obi-Wan barked.
Tiana eyed them both. "I have a bad feeling about this."
"Me too," agreed her master.
Anakin reached into his pocket. "Yee hee…garlic…"
"Maybe Obi-Wan needs another hug…" remarked Jandalf, then saw what Anakin was up to. "GARLIC??!!?? WHY YOU LITTLE…" She barely managed to restrain herself.
Obi-Wan snatched the garlic at the whim of a subliminal message that does not appear in this story. "Mmm…garlic."
"DIE, CHOSEN BRAT!!!" shouted Tiana, forgetting she liked Anakin. Most of the time.
"Ack…" Obi-Wan was not coping too well with the overwhelming smell of the garlic he was munching on.
"…OBI-WAN!!!" yelled Tiana, noticing for the first time. "STOP THAT NOW!!! NO, DIE!! DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jandalf gasped. "OH, NO!! WHAT DID YOU DO, PADAWAN???!!???"
Tiana cringed. "Oops…"
Obi-Wan promptly fainted.
"Did I kill Anakin?" wondered Tiana.
"Not again," moaned Jandalf, and tried to wake Obi-Wan up.
Tiana decided to yell in the unconscious Jedi's ear. "Obi-Wan!! OBI-WAAAAANNNN!!!!"
"Maybe another hug will do the trick," mused Jandalf, and hugged him.
"Master…" began Tiana.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Obi-Wan yelled, and sat up.
"…ah, what the heck." Tiana decided to forget that.
"What's wrong?" Jandalf asked him.
His eyes were wide. "I just had this terrible nightmare…oh, never mind."
Tiana got an idea. "Master, give Obi-Wan a nice big hug."
Jandalf thought that was a great idea.
"YAY!!" shouted Tiana, throwing random confetti shaped like horses for no apparent reason.
Tiana snrked as she thought of something. "Blackmail…"
Jandalf didn't hear this, and hugged Obi-Wan again.
"Wait a second," said Obi-Wan. "Blackmail???"
"I WILL BLACKMAIL YOU ALL WITH MY CAMERA!!" Tiana proclaimed. "I videoed you…" She snrked again.
Jandalf hugged Obi-Wan again. "Who cares?"
Tiana snrked yet again and produced another tape, which she popped into her Camcorder, and focused in on Obi-Wan's priceless expression.
He finally shouted, "THAT'S NOT FAIR!!"
"Oh, yes it is," said Tiana, still filming.
"NO, IT'S NOT!!! I'll find a way to get you back…I'll…I'll…why I'll…" He desperately tried to think of something.
Everyone stared in wonder as he finally thought of something, and hugged Jandalf.
"SO THERE!" he shouted.
Tiana's jaw dropped, and then she snrked.
"YAY!!!!" Jandalf yelled.
"That's getting back?" Tiana said to Obi-Wan.
He was puzzled for a moment. "Uh…did I misunderstand?"
"YES!!" Jandalf yelled, deciding that was a good thing, for her at least. "YAY!!!"
"…I will blackmail you all…" Tiana plotted.
"YAY!!" shouted Jandalf.
Obi-Wan was, once again, effectively rendered speechless.
Tiana continued to plot. "…and I will become powerful…"
Jandalf snapped back to reality. "Padawan…"
"asdkfjandmasteryodawillkickyoualloutaksjdfhlasfasdf," said Tiana.
Jandalf and Tiana giggled.
"What? What?" Obi-Wan demanded, unsure of what was going on.
"And you will have to get married," Tiana continued.
"Wait a sec," said Jandalf. "Is Anakin still dead?"
Tiana snrked. "No, I revived him."
Jandalf shrugged. "Well, that's okay with me, I guess."
Obi-Wan finally translated Tiana's jumble. "…KICK ME OUT?????"
"Yeah," said Tiana.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tiana grinned. "I will show this tape to the Council… With a little bit of editing, of course," she added as she received a warning look from Jandalf.
Jandalf nodded. "Oh, okay."
"A LOT of editing," Tiana corrected herself after a moment's thought.
Jandalf shrugged. "I was only hugging him."
"Yeah, but they don't know that," Tiana reasoned.
Obi-Wan remembered and the priceless expression returned with the memory.
Jandalf and Tiana giggled again.
"I will edit it," continued Tiana, "more and more…"
"I think I need a hug," said Obi-Wan, not realizing the implications in that sentence.
Jandalf did, and hugged him.
"No, I didn't mean specifically from you," he corrected.
"Oh." She thought about this. "Oh, well." …And hugged him again.
Tiana giggled. "Who did he mean?"
"…I'm not sure," answered Obi-Wan.
Anakin rose from the floor. "He MEANT…MMMPPPPHHHH!!" Tiana covered his mouth.
"Hey," said Jandalf, "you're supposed to be dead."
Obi-Wan sent a glare in Anakin's direction. "My APPRENTICE…"
Tiana put a finger to her mouth. "Shh, it's blackmail…Anakin, be QUIET!"
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Tune in next time to hear wedding bells!!!
Heehee…that's right…