One of the stories that we wrote about forty years ago just got reported for being written in play form… back when it was allowed. And our account got suspended. sigh So I guess that means we'll see you on September 2nd! Sorry!
Naruto Primer Lost Chapter: The Inuzukas
Mamma's Boy
Originally, when we saw Kiba's guardians the first time around, we decided that it was a picture of Kiba's mom and Kiba's dad. But then, in a later chapter when Kiba's featured with the so-called "Mom" (the taller one) then we came to notice a little note that said, "The Inuzuka SIBLINGS"! OH MY GOD!! So that meant he had a dad and a sister. BUT, upon seeing the episode that features all the parents of the ninjas, we finally concluded that Kiba's either got a really feminine father or it's his mother. So, we originally thought his sister was his mom and his mother was his dad. Now we will officially right all our wrongs!! YAY!!
Kiba was hiding underneath the couch one day when all of a sudden, Kuromaru came over to him, sniffing the area he was in.
"Shh!" whispered Kiba, gesturing for Kuromaru to go away. "Go away, Kuromaru! Pretend you didn't see me, okay?" Kuromaru barked quietly. "No, I'm not hiding from Mom, I'm hiding from—"
But he was interrupted when he suddenly saw his sister's happy face in front of him. "Hi Kiba!" she exclaimed.
"H-h-hi…" Kiba said nervously, shooting Kuromaru an evil glare.
"Thanks, Kuromaru!" said Kiba's sister as he grabbed Kiba's hands and pulled him out from underneath the couch. "Now what are you doing down there? You might have an allergic reaction from all the dust!"
She stood him up and brushed his clothes off.
"Um…I have to go!" said Kiba, trying to get away, but she grabbed his arm and pulled him back.
"Now why won't you try on the new shirt I bought for you?" said his sister, whipping a pink shirt out from behind her back. "It's such a cute little thing! Especially with the puppy on the front…"
"I'm not going to wear that in public!" Kiba said, sounding appalled.
"Why?" Kiba's sister asked, looking truly confused.
"Because all the guys will make fun of me!" whined Kiba. Just then, Kiba's mom walked in.
"What's going on?" she asked.
"Kiba won't wear the new shirt I bought him!" Kiba's sister said.
"It's pink!" Kiba pointed out, refusing to even TOUCH it.
"It's so cute!" exclaimed Kiba's mom, taking the shirt. "Oh, why don't you wear it, Kiba? You'll look so darling in it!"
"But I don't want to look darling!" Kiba complained. "I want to look cool and butch and macho!"
"Kiba, you wear too black." Said Kiba's mom as she tried to wrestle the shirt he was wearing off. "You need more color to your wardrobe! Besides, you don't have to wear it in public, only for you mommy and older sister!"
"But mom!" Kiba continued to whine as she got the shirt off and threw it across the room. Then she pulled the pink shirt over his head.
"It's so cute!!" said Kiba's sister.
Akamaru barked.
"Shut up, Akamaru!" said Kiba.
"See?" said Kiba's mom. "Even Akamaru thinks you look cute."
"Akamaru's just making fun of me!" Kiba said. "He's going to tell everyone that I was wearing this shirt!"
"Oh no he won't." said Kiba's sister. Then she gasped. "I'm going to go and get the camera! Don't move an inch, Kiba!"
She sprung up and ran out of the room.
"Mom…" moaned Kiba. "I don't want her to take a picture of me!"
"Kiba, just be thankful she's not putting you in dresses anymore!" said Kiba's mom as his sister ran back in with the camera.
"Smile!" she said. But Kiba only frowned. She took the picture anyway. "I can't wait to get this developed!"
"Make doubles." Said his mom.
"No, don't make doubles!" Kiba said, throwing a temper tantrum.
Suddenly, everyone in the house, including the dogs, was still and silent. Sniffing and listening. Someone was coming up the front walk.
"Uh-oh, they're going for the doorbell." Said Kiba's mom, springing up.
The two females sprinted to the door as fast as they could to prevent chaos throughout the entire house as Kiba quickly tore of the pink shirt and put his other one back on.
"Kiba!" called Kiba's sister. "Your girlfriend is at the door!"
"My girlfriend?" Kiba said, looking out the window to see Hinata standing there. Then he got mad. "She's not my girlfriend!"
He stomped over to the door and his mom and sister ran off while giggling.
"Hi Hinata." Said Kiba. "Sorry, my mom and sister are…" He was at a loss for words.
"It's okay!" said Hinata.
"Do you feel better?" Kiba asked. "Yesterday you looked really sick."
"I actually just came to thank you for walking me home!" said Hinata.
"You came all the way over here just to thank me?" said Kiba. "You're so nice, Hinata! It wasn't any trouble at all!"
Hinata smiled. "Well, thank you again!" she said. "Bye!"
"Bye!" Kiba said as Hinata turned and left. Kiba watched her go and then shut the door. He turned around to see his mom and sister poking their heads around the corner, watching and hanging on every word. "Don't you two have anything better to do?!" he demanded angrily.
"Kiba, you didn't tell us you walked her home!" cooed his sister. "That's so adorable!"
"My son will grow up to be a good man!" said his mom.
Kiba turned bright red, half because he was infuriated and the other half because he was incredibly embarrassed. "Stop making fun of me!" he said.
"We're COMPLIMENTING you!" said his sister.
"No, you're making fun of me!" Kiba said.
"If that's the way you want to look at it, then go ahead." Said his mom defensively. "But you should just know that we LOVE you!" She reached out her arms for Kiba to leap into and hug her. But Kiba was a little angry at the moment that he did no such thing. "Kiba, don't make me get violent."
"Better do what she says." Said Kiba's sister.
Kiba groaned and gave his mommy a big hug. Then his sister joined the hug. And not long after, all the dogs jumped in too and it was one huge hug with Kiba squashed in the middle.
"I'm all hugged out…" he managed to say since his internal organs were currently being crushed. Slowly, they all let go and remembered the good times.
"Well, I have to get going!" said Kiba's sister. "I have an important mission to do."
"Me too." Agreed Kiba's mom. "Kiba, stay home and watch the house, will you please? And remember, no parties while we're gone and most certainly don't invite any girlfriends over!"
"MOM!" said Kiba.
"Bye Kiba!" said his two female family units as they took their appointed dogs and ran out of the house. Kiba was left there to be angry.
Akamaru barked at him.
Kiba slowly turned his head and looked at Akamaru. "What?" he said, sounding annoyed. "You think you're FUNNY or something Akamaru?" Then he stormed off to whine by himself.