Naruto Primer Lost Chapter: Kankuro

Kankuro's Side

We STRIVED so hard to think up a plot for this chapter. HARD. Very hard. But we did it. Enjoy it…OR ELSE.

Ever since Kankuro backed out of the tournament right before his match with Shino, he's been viewed as the bad guy.

Why?

Because Shino has been viewed as the good guy.

But, as you've seen in the past, Shino is kind of taking on the bad guy role. Shino has been harassing Kankuro to no end just because of a split second decision that Kankuro made for the good of his pals who wanted to take over Konoha.

However, we can't—

"HEY!" yelled Kankuro. "Stop making me look like a victim! I'll take that punk-ass bug kid on ANY day!"

Whoa Kankuro. You better watch out. Shino doesn't exactly have control over his temper.

"Bring him on!" said Kankuro.

Oh very well.

SUDDENLY, SHINO WALKED AROUND THE CORNER!!

"I couldn't help but notice that you called me a 'punk-ass bug kid'." Said Shino, doing little quotey things.

"I did!" said Kankuro. "You wanna go? Let's settle this once and for all so I can finally go on with my life, all right?"

"I beat you once, I can beat you again." Shino said.

"HA!" said Kankuro. "YOU? Beat ME?! I think you're confused! I'm the one who was able to leave that battle!"

Shino's eyes narrowed but it's not like you could tell.

"I'll start us off!" said Kankuro as he whipped out his puppet and put his hands in a seal. "Kugutsu no Jutsu!"

Shino extended his arms and his bugs crawled out from under his jacket and under his skin as well. Ewie. The two stared each other down for a moment or so.

Then a dagger extended from Karasu's arm as it leapt towards Shino. Shino merely jumped backwards but Karasu spat so shuriken out of its mouth, but it wasn't very hard for Shino to dodge those either. As Kankuro stood there like a fool, Shino went to come up behind him and strike him down but Kankuro was able to dodge since Shino isn't exactly a taijutsu master.

Karasu spun around and spat out some poison gas. Shino wasn't about to fall for the poison gas like LAST time so he jumped behind Karasu and kicked it towards Kankuro so the gas attacked HIM!

"ACK!" gasped Kankuro as he stumbled away from the gas. He collapsed on the ground.

"You cannot defeat me." Said Shino.

"Rrrg…" said Kankuro, beating the ground with his fist. "Is your revenge fulfilled? Will you leave me alone?"

"I'm still not a chuunin, am I?" said Shino crossly.

He turned and walked away as Kankuro was left there to suffer. Poor Kankuro. But don't worry about him dying because… um… he built up a tolerance to the poison gas in Karasu just in case a situation like this presented itself. So he's FINE!

In the end though, this tussle didn't prove anything because Shino is still only a genin and Kankuro shall be forever harassed. Poor Shino. Poor Kankuro. I don't know whose side I'm on anymore. Yes I do. SHINO 4EVA!!!111ONE!!!111ONE