Naruto Primer Lost Chapter: The Yamanakas

TMRCSW…Ever

We wrote this chapter once but it was EVER so similar to the Haruno's one, except the Dad was kind of like, "Okay Ino…" instead of embracing her and comforting her. We figured you guys didn't need to see that since it was kind of repetitive. So that is why this chapter is so retarded.

Ino was sitting at home watching television. She was engaged in one of her favorite afternoon activities: watching INFOMERCIALS! Have you ever done it? It can be strangely entertaining even if you're sitting there saying, "Why is God's name am I watching infomercials?"

Her favorite infomercial EVER came on. Yes, she even liked this one more than the Oxiclean one.

"The Most Relaxing Classical Songs in the World…Ever." Ino sighed as she turned the volume up so she could hear the most relaxing classical songs in the world…ever.

She swooned and sighed and became very relaxed.

Suddenly, the front door opened.

"Dad?" Ino called.

"Yeah?" Inoshi replied as he came in.

"Dad, you HAVE to loan me some money!" Ino pleaded.

"Not this again…" Inoshi said, noticing which infomercial was on.

"Dad!!" whined Ino. "They're the most relaxing classical songs in the world… EVER!"

"I'm not going to buy ten CDs of classical tunes." Said Inoshi.

"It's not TEN!" said Ino. "It's three! And they're not just ANY classic tunes! They're—"

"I know, I know." Said Inoshi. "The most relaxing classing songs EVER."

"Why can't you understand?!" whined Ino.

"I understand completely!" said Inoshi. "I understand that you want me to spend money on some classical music!"

"Dad, it's only five easy payments of $29.99!" said Ino.

"ONLY?" said Inoshi.

"Plus shipping and handling!" said Ino.

"Do you have any idea how much that comes out to?" said Inoshi. "Over one hundred dollars! On just a bunch of classical songs that, while they may be the most relaxing ones EVER, you can still do without them!"

"I can't do with out them!" cried Ino. "I NEED them! They're the most relaxing classical songs…EVER... in the world!! And I must have them!"

"I'm sorry, Ino." Said Inoshi. "If you want to spend that much money on a few CDs then you'll have to come up with it all by yourself."

"Where am I supposed to get that kind of money?" demanded Ino.

"Get a job." Said Inoshi.

"Between training to become a ninja, getting Sasuke to love me and working in the flower shop, I—" she trailed off. "Hey! I think you should pay me for working in the flower shop!"

"Ino, we've already been through this." Said Inoshi. "You work in the flower shop instead of doing chores so that's why you're not paid for it."

"But dad, if you just started paying me a little for my time then I'll have my own to spend and, in the long run, I'll learn the value of money!" said Ino. "Plus, I'll be able to pay for the CDs I want!"

"Technically, Ino, that money will still be mine." Inoshi reminded her.

"BUT DAD!" complained Ino. "I really want these CDs!"

"We have to go through this every time this infomercial comes on…" said Inoshi with a heavy sigh.

"If you let me order them then we wouldn't have to go through it anymore." Said Ino.

"Ino, my answer is NO and that's final." Said Inoshi. "And if you can't figure that out then I'm going to have to not allow you to watch infomercials anymore."

"Dad, you're so mean!" said Ino. "I bet everyone else in the village already has these CDs!"

"Then borrow them from someone else." Said Inoshi.

"DAAAD!" said Ino. "That wasn't my point! I'm saying that I'm the only one in the whole world who doesn't have the most relaxing classical songs in the world." She paused. "EVER!"

"All of a sudden it's the whole world?" said Inoshi with a raised eyebrow. "I thought it was only the village."

"The village is included in the world." Said Ino as if it was obvious.

"Tell you what, Ino, when you become a chuunin, I'll buy you these CDs." Said Inoshi.

"Really?" Ino said, beaming.

"Really." Inoshi answered.

"In that case, I'm going off to train right now!!" Ino said as she ran over to the phone to call Shikamaru and Chouji.

Inoshi sighed and shut the television off. At least it gave her more incentive to train and become better if she could just have the CDs. It was so HARD to have daughters these days! Let's all feel sorry for Inoshi who has to deal with having a daughter while his two best friends have sons.

"BYE DAD!" said Ino. "I'm going off to train!"

"Okay, Ino." Said Inoshi.

"You might as well order away for the CDs now because I'm practically going to become a chuunin in like…five minutes." Ino said as she opened the door.

"I'll order them when you become a chuunin." Inoshi said.

"Okay!" said Ino, deciding not to press her luck as she closed the door behind her.