Naruto Primer Lost Chapter: Kabuto

A Regular Day

You know, Kabuto quickly became another one of those chapters that was requested a lot. I don't see why everyone likes Kabuto so much because, personally we find him to be annoying and groan whenever we see him. In my opinion, anyone who pretends to be good to the point in which people are adding the suffix of 'san' at the end of his name should be hated forever.

Kabuto awoke from awoke one morning from a very peculiar dreams concerning dolphins and sharks. He quickly dismissed those thoughts from his mind because he knew there were plenty of things to do. He hopped out of bed and clothed himself in his favorite purple outfit and put on his glasses.

The first thing he had to do was check on Orochimaru to make sure he was all right and in one piece and not experiencing any pain in the arms.

"OROCHIMARU!" said Kabuto happily as he swung the door open to Orochimaru's room.

Orochimaru had just finished smiting another slave.

"What do you want?" Orochimaru asked.

"I'm just making sure you're okay and still alive." Said Kabuto. "Do your arms hurt at all?"

"I feel fine!" yelled Orochimaru. "Now leave me be!"

"Yes sir!" said Kabuto as he closed the door. He was always so glad when Orochimaru was happy like that. But now that all of morning activities were already completed, what was he supposed to do? His initial thought was to just wait outside Orochimaru's room just in case something happened since he wanted to be the one to run in and make him feel all better. But then he realized that there were a few things he could be doing with his time to make Orochimaru happy.

He went to the window and looked out. He slapped his cheeks and gasped when he saw seven random ninjas from the leaf standing outside looking quizzically at a map.

"Curses!" said Kabuto. "Random ninjas!"

He was about to run around and find some ninjas to do his dirty work for him but he realized that Orochimaru had already killed all the ones that were nearby.

"Looks like I'LL have to rescue Orochimaru!" said Kabuto confidently as he leapt out the window.

"Admit it, we're lost." Said Aoba, taking the map from Genma.

"We're not lost." Said Genma.

"Yeah, I'm sure Orochimaru's secret lair is around here somewhere." Said Kotetsu.

"What are you seven doing?!" demanded Kabuto as he stomped over.

"Oh, I guess we ARE close." Said Izumo, looking satisfied.

"If you don't leave quietly now then I will be forced to kill you!" said Kabuto.

"I'm already dead." Said Hayate.

"Well, this is only a scouting mission after all." Said Iwashi.

"Yeah, let's go back and tell everyone else that we found Orochimaru's lair!" said Raido. The seven random ninjas hopped away while Kabuto only stood there like a guard dog.

"That takes care of THEM!" said Kabuto, sounding satisfied. "Now what should I do…?"

So Kabuto went back inside and decided to check on Orochimaru again.

"Orochimaru?" said Kabuto, only poking his head in.

"Leave me alone, Kabuto!" yelled Orochimaru.

"Okay!" said Kabuto, shutting the door. He hung around outside the door for a few hours and then decided that Orochimaru would be fine for the day. But he WOULDN'T be fine for the day unless he got some food in him!

So that's when Kabuto frolicked off to the kitchen to make sure Orochimaru's meal was coming along nicely. It was, so that meant that Kabuto had to be bored again. But nothing was boring as long as he was doing things for Orochimaru. So he hung around in the kitchen for a long time until Orochimaru's food was done and then he took the platter up to Orochimaru's room.

"Orochimaru, time to eat!" Kabuto said as he walked in with the food.

"I SAID to leave me alone!" said Orochimaru as he slapped the platter to the side and splattered all the food on the wall.

Kabuto's lip quivered slightly at the sight of the splattered food, but he wasn't going to let Orochimaru see him cry.

"Okay…" said Kabuto as he left the room sadly. He knew that Orochimaru would get hungry eventually so he waited outside the room for another few hours, just in case. He didn't want Orochimaru to have to wait for a minute longer than he had to for anything.

Somewhere, he heard the clock strike midnight.

"Is it really already midnight?" Kabuto said as he looked at his watch. Then he chuckled warmly to himself upon realizing that he had done a lot more waiting around than usual. He decided to peek inside Orochimaru's room to make sure he was all right.

Kabuto spotted Orochimaru lying in his bed sleeping.

"Awww…" cooed Kabuto. He tiptoed over to Orochimaru and tucked him in lovingly and turned off all the lights. Then he quietly went back to his room and got clothed in his pink pajamas with the feet on the end and got in bed. Tomorrow would be another long, hard day for Kabuto.