On to chapter two! I didn't notice this until after I uploaded the last
chapter that kuronue accidently called me a "he" when stating about my
horrible writing....
Kuronue: Yes, I'm very sorry! The wonderful authoress is not a man....
Kurama: How the hell did you get him to say that?
Authoress: *tosses Kuronue a bottle of beer* Um....what?! I didn't bribe him! I don't know what your talking about!
Kurama: Whatever....She doesn't own anything! _____________________________________________________
Since I was already in the bathroom and half undressed I might as well take a shower. Reaching into the deep blue shower curtain I adjusted the water temperature and finished getting undressed.
Pouring the passion flower shampoo into my hands I lathered it into my hair, enjoying the scent, and just for the hell of it I decided to repeat the process. The conditioner soon followed before I popped open the bottle of cucumber melon shower gel, I stuck my nose close to the bottle and inhaled deeply.
I guess Kurnoe had finaly gotten the picture, that or he was still laying on my bed with that confused, hurt look on his face. I laughed slighty thinking he looked more like a lost puppy then a vicious creature of the underworld.
I turned off the water and pulled the fuzzy red towel from the top of the shower, at first gently patting my hair dry then wrapping it around me. Reaching for the curtain it suddenly flung open revealing kuronue in nothing but his black pants trying to seduce me yet again. I tried to push him out of the way but he pinned me against the shower wall.
"Shall we try this again?" He tilted his head, parting his lips, he inched closer. I looked down and saw a bar of Irish soap, sliding it in Kuronue's path he stepped right on it. Falling he grabbed not only the shower curtain but me aswell. If it wouldn't have been for the excessive pain that I had caused by landing on his back I'm sure he would have pulled me into a kiss.
"Kuronue?! Kuronue are you ok?" He moved and the reaction was a ungodly crack that came from his spine, I was ready to faint from the noise. "Kuronue can you feel me touching your leg?" I went to touch him but he hissed at me, eyes glowing red and fangs protracting.
I backed off, deciding to leave him there like an injured animal until he was ready to let me help him. After slipping on some blue plaid capris and an old shirt I could hear kuronue in the bathroom.
"Are you ready to let me help?" I called from beside the dresser.
"That wont be necessary..." I watched Kuronue stumble out of the bathroom, trying to act like he hadn't just done the most stupid thing in his entire life, I have to admit he did a good job of it. He walked closer to me, grabbed me hand, spun me around, then wapped me in a hug.
"So your better?" He kept a straight face trying to woo me over, until I elbowed him. His eye twitched as he fought back the pain.
"Maybe..." Still locking me in a hug he layed us both down on the bed, ready to try again, he must be a real slow learner..
"Kuronue, stop! I don't feel like doing this right now!" I pulled myself out of his grasp and walked to the door while he clawed at the air as if it would bring me back.
"But why! I feel enough for both of us so lets just do it!" He was starting to sound childish.
"Your going to feel my foot up your ass if you don't shut up!" I turned a slight shade of red from the "lets just do it" comment, before I walked out the door and slammed it behind me.
"You'd think twice if you'd let me just do it once..." I could hear clear as day ever though I was half way down the hall. I had better go calm down before I do something I regret.... _______________________________________ Authoress: So.....I'm done for now.
Kurama: You have some stupid cliff hangers.....It'll be a miracle if anyone even bothers to read it!
Authoress: Shut up!
Kuronue: That means your right...
Authoress: *brooding* *glares* I hate you both
Kurama/Kuronue: R&R Flames are wanted and appreciated!
Kurama: Then we can burn this witch at the steak! *points at Authoress*
Kuronue: Yes, I'm very sorry! The wonderful authoress is not a man....
Kurama: How the hell did you get him to say that?
Authoress: *tosses Kuronue a bottle of beer* Um....what?! I didn't bribe him! I don't know what your talking about!
Kurama: Whatever....She doesn't own anything! _____________________________________________________
Since I was already in the bathroom and half undressed I might as well take a shower. Reaching into the deep blue shower curtain I adjusted the water temperature and finished getting undressed.
Pouring the passion flower shampoo into my hands I lathered it into my hair, enjoying the scent, and just for the hell of it I decided to repeat the process. The conditioner soon followed before I popped open the bottle of cucumber melon shower gel, I stuck my nose close to the bottle and inhaled deeply.
I guess Kurnoe had finaly gotten the picture, that or he was still laying on my bed with that confused, hurt look on his face. I laughed slighty thinking he looked more like a lost puppy then a vicious creature of the underworld.
I turned off the water and pulled the fuzzy red towel from the top of the shower, at first gently patting my hair dry then wrapping it around me. Reaching for the curtain it suddenly flung open revealing kuronue in nothing but his black pants trying to seduce me yet again. I tried to push him out of the way but he pinned me against the shower wall.
"Shall we try this again?" He tilted his head, parting his lips, he inched closer. I looked down and saw a bar of Irish soap, sliding it in Kuronue's path he stepped right on it. Falling he grabbed not only the shower curtain but me aswell. If it wouldn't have been for the excessive pain that I had caused by landing on his back I'm sure he would have pulled me into a kiss.
"Kuronue?! Kuronue are you ok?" He moved and the reaction was a ungodly crack that came from his spine, I was ready to faint from the noise. "Kuronue can you feel me touching your leg?" I went to touch him but he hissed at me, eyes glowing red and fangs protracting.
I backed off, deciding to leave him there like an injured animal until he was ready to let me help him. After slipping on some blue plaid capris and an old shirt I could hear kuronue in the bathroom.
"Are you ready to let me help?" I called from beside the dresser.
"That wont be necessary..." I watched Kuronue stumble out of the bathroom, trying to act like he hadn't just done the most stupid thing in his entire life, I have to admit he did a good job of it. He walked closer to me, grabbed me hand, spun me around, then wapped me in a hug.
"So your better?" He kept a straight face trying to woo me over, until I elbowed him. His eye twitched as he fought back the pain.
"Maybe..." Still locking me in a hug he layed us both down on the bed, ready to try again, he must be a real slow learner..
"Kuronue, stop! I don't feel like doing this right now!" I pulled myself out of his grasp and walked to the door while he clawed at the air as if it would bring me back.
"But why! I feel enough for both of us so lets just do it!" He was starting to sound childish.
"Your going to feel my foot up your ass if you don't shut up!" I turned a slight shade of red from the "lets just do it" comment, before I walked out the door and slammed it behind me.
"You'd think twice if you'd let me just do it once..." I could hear clear as day ever though I was half way down the hall. I had better go calm down before I do something I regret.... _______________________________________ Authoress: So.....I'm done for now.
Kurama: You have some stupid cliff hangers.....It'll be a miracle if anyone even bothers to read it!
Authoress: Shut up!
Kuronue: That means your right...
Authoress: *brooding* *glares* I hate you both
Kurama/Kuronue: R&R Flames are wanted and appreciated!
Kurama: Then we can burn this witch at the steak! *points at Authoress*