Naruto Primer Lost Chapter: Sasuke/Kakashi
Hidden Agenda
Kakashi had made a mistake. A BIG mistake. A mistake that couldn't possibly be looked on the bright side of no matter how many lies he told or how many times he told himself the bright side of things.
Sakura had been particularly annoying that morning and Kakashi really only wanted to spend time by himself with his book. So he asked her to leave. She refused. He begged her to leave. She still refused. Finally, he spouted out, "If you leave, I'll set you up on a date with Sasuke."
Sure, she left, but then Kakashi realized that that wasn't his smartest moves. Now Sakura was being even MORE annoying, questioning as to when her date would be. Kakashi's only choice was to confront Sasuke about this.
Sasuke was unsuspecting. EVER so unsuspecting. He was just sitting back thinking and eating some delectable childish meal in his favorite thinking spot when, suddenly, he turned around to see Kakashi standing there. At first, Sasuke only stared at him, but finally he stood up and faced his teacher.
"What?" he said finally.
"Do you want to go on a date with Sakura?" Kakashi asked.
Sasuke only responded with a, "Hmph!" and turned around again. He was about to go about his life again as if Kakashi had not even come, but then he noticed that Kakashi was not leaving. So he turned around again. "Wait, were you being serious?" he said finally.
"Yes." Said Kakashi.
"No, I don't want to date Sakura." Said Sasuke. "There."
The two stared at each other for a few seconds.
"You sure?" Kakashi asked.
"Yes, I'm sure!" said Sasuke, getting a bit annoyed. In addition to having many complexes, Sasuke also tends to overreact.
"Then I'm afraid I will be forced to fight you." Said Kakashi with a shrug.
"Fight me?" said Sasuke. "Why?"
"If I win, you go on a date with Sakura." Said Kakashi. "If you win, you don't have to."
"What?!" demanded Sasuke. "Why would I have to something like that?!"
"Because I'm your teacher and what I say goes." Said Kakashi.
"What brought this on?" said Sasuke. "WHY are you doing this?!"
"Because." Said Kakashi. He wasn't about to actually admit what happened. That would be the RIGHT thing to do!"
"Fine!" said Sasuke since he knew he was better than Kakashi anyway.
It didn't take long for Kakashi to defeat Sasuke. He ended up sitting on Sasuke's back as Sasuke flailed around helplessly, being crushed under Kakashi's weight.
"All right, Sasuke, remember you agreed to my proposition." Said Kakashi.
"I refuse!" Sasuke said. "You don't have a right to impose a relationship on us! Or rather, on me!"
"Yes I do." Said Kakashi.
"Why?!" demanded Sasuke.
"Because I'm a jounin and I'm your teacher." Said Kakashi, getting off Sasuke. "And I'm telling you that if you go on a date with Sakura then you'll improve as a ninja."
"No I won't." said Sasuke. "I have reason to believe that you have a hidden agenda."
"No I don't." said Kakashi a little too quickly
"Yes you do." Sasuke said.
"No." Kakashi said unconvincingly.
"Tell me, does Sakura know about this little deal that you've made?" Sasuke asked.
"…No." Kakashi said.
"Let me guess." Said Sasuke. "It was her idea!"
"…No…" Kakashi said. And that one wasn't a lie.
"I am WAY above going on a date with Sakura." Sasuke decided. Sure, he had already decided that a LONG time ago, but now he was announcing it to Kakashi. Well, actually, I do believe he has most likely announced it to Kakashi once before… many times before but that's irrelevant! YAAAAAY!
"We made a deal, Sasuke." Kakashi said. "No less than five minutes ago. You said that if I beat you then you'd date Sakura."
"You didn't beat me." Said Sasuke, crossing his arms.
"…Yes I did." Said Kakashi.
"Not REALLY." Sasuke said.
"Would you prefer it if I incapacitated you to the extent in which you could no longer fight back and then allow Sakura to spend all day with you in the hospital?" Kakashi said.
"Psht." Said Sasuke. "Like you'd be able to do THAT."
Kakashi slapped his forehead. That Sasuke and his complexes. And temper. And short-term memory.
"I get it." said Sasuke suddenly. "You're Sakura… aren't you? You're using genjutsu to make yourself look like Kakashi!"
"Sasuke, really." Said Kakashi.
"You're right." Said Sasuke. "That's giving Sakura WAY too much credit."
Kakashi knew there was no way to get out of this mess. Even if he forced Sasuke to go on the date, he doubted it would last very long. But Sasuke's accusation of the usage of genjutsu gave Kakashi a wonderful, awful idea. He would just ask Naruto to take Sakura out on a date in the guise of Sasuke.
Oh yeah. Kakashi was the man. And now, EVERYONE was happy.