WWE: Who Put That Bong There??

Author's Note: Wheee...ok, I don't own Charlie Haas(although I wish I did..mweheheh), John Cena, Eddie Guerrero, Torrie Wilson, Sable, or anyone except Autumn and Melony.

Chapter One

One night, after a taping of SmackDown! John Cena, Charlie Haas, Eddie Guerrero, Melony and Autumn decided to go out for a night on the town. AKA, going to a nearby club, getting drunk, and doing crazy stuff that they won't remember doing in the morning. Well, that's exactly what they did, and when they woke up they weren't very pleased(or were they?). It was about 10:30 AM when Melony woke up. She looked around, her surroundings unfamiliar. She looked over and beside her was a half-naked John Cena, wearing nothing but his green "Scooby-Doo" boxer shorts and one wrist band. At first, she was drooling over John's perfectly chiseled body, but when she realized what might've happened, she started freaking out. And where was her younger sister and Charlie Haas?!!

Somewhere else in Colorado Springs

Charlie Haas woke up with a splitting headache, he didn't know where he was and he barely knew who he was. He looked around, he was in some dark room, at first he thought it was still night but then he saw a sliver of sunlight coming through the curtain. He looked over at the digital clock and saw it was almost 11:00 AM and though about the flight to somewhere he couldn't remember that he should be on right now.

'There goes my career.' He thought. He felt something moving beside him, he looked over and saw a "lump" underneath the quilt. He grabbed the quilt and pulled it off to reveal Autumn Moryn, passed out, gripping a pillow and drooling. Charlie stared at her a moment, then jumped out of the bed, about to get ready to go to the airport before realizing all he had on was black boxer shorts.

Back to Melony and John

John Cena woke up a few minutes after Melony did. His vision was blurry, his head hurt, and frankly..he was confused. He sat up and looked around the hotel room, it was HIS hotel room, so he thought nothing happened, he probably just went out the previous night, had a lot to drink, that's it. So why was his shower running??

He got out of bed and started to go into the bathroom when he distinctly remembered slinking away with Melony and going somewhere "more private".Oh no..what happened? And where was Charlie Haas, Autumn Moryn, and Eddie Guerrero???

Back with Charlie and Autumn

Autumn woke up with..you guessed it..a splitting headache. She thought she was alone until she heard a loud "thud" and looked over to see Charlie Haas lying on the floor trying to get his jeans on. Autumn, thinking he might be hurt, jumped up and started to help him up when she realized all she had on was a tank top and some shorts.

"Uhhhh..."

She stared at Charlie lying on the floor,

"That's not what I meant. I mean..uhh.."

Charlie groaned and stood up, finally managing to get his pants on without falling on the floor.

"Do you have any idea what happened last night?" He asked. Autumn zoned out, trying to remember atleast something, but all she could remember was sneaking away from everybody with Charlie.

"Uhm..I..don't..remember..squat!" She lied, mentally killing herself for sounding so stupid. She glanced at the digital clock and nearly passed out. "I DO know that we should be on a plane right now!" She ran to the bathroom and closed the door. "My career is going down the toilet!" She yelled. Charlie just shook his head, laughed, and fell back on the bed.

To Be Continued..

Mentally-Unstable: Ok, maybe not the best way to end a chapter. But whatever. If you don't like it...tough. I'll add the next chapter soon. Blah..drools