Who Put That Bong There?

Author's note: I give all credit for the title to CenasNakedInMyBedWithMe. :D

Part Three

When everyone got off the plane, there was a rental car waiting for them, it was a silver SUV that was big enough for them and their bags.

Melony was driving, John was in the passengers seat, in the back was Charlie and Autumn, and in the very back was Eddie in between all the bags.

"Yo holmes, why do I have to sit with the bags, man?" He asked, shoving a bag out of his lap.

"Do you want to drive, Eddie?"Melony asked, glancing at him in the rearview mirror.

"Uhm.no that's okay." He said and was quiet.

For the next few miles, everyone was silent, until John decided the blare rap music and sing along(which wasn't a very good idea seeing as how they all had hangovers). The car hit a bump, which caused a bag to fly over and hit Eddie in the head, it then fell on the floor and a weird colored glass object fell out of it.

"Ow, holmes!" Eddie said, rubbing his head.

"Are you okay?!" Melony asked, turning the music down and glancing back at Eddie.

"Yeah, I think so..wait a minute!" Eddie bent down and picked up the glass object, "What is this?"

Autumn gasped and grinned, "Is that a bong?!!" She asked excitedly.

Charlie looked at her with a weird look, "You sound so happy..it's scary." He said with a small laugh. Autumn smiled sheepishly and looked back at Eddie, "Who's bag was it in??" She asked. Eddie looked at the tag on the bag and burst out laughing, "It's Melony's bag!"

The car came to a screeching halt and everyone looked at Melony.

"I think you should explain yourself, sis." Autumn said, looking at her sister.

"Uh..well..I don't..remember..anything about a bong." Melony said.

"Ok, apparently, she's in NO condition to drive! Therefore, I'm taking over." John said. He and Melony switched places and continued on their way.

"Dude..is that why we couldn't remember anything?" Autumn asked, "Did we all get majorly stoned?"

"You have such a way with words." Charlie laughed, leaning his head against the window and sighing.

Autumn pulled a notebook and pen out of her backpack and started writing, Eddie played his GameBoy SP, Charlie looked out the window, John was driving, of course, and Melony tried to remember what happened the night before.

Backstage at SmackDown!

"Hey, is Melony okay?" Charlie asked as he walked down the hall with Autumn and Eddie, "I mean..she was pretty freaked out about that bong thing."

Autumn took a drink of water and nodded, "Yeah, she's fine. She's working out with John now."

Before anyone could say anything else, Torrie Wilson ran up in a black dress, that looked like it'd been through a paper shredder, and hot pink heels. "Where the hell were you, Guerrero?! I woke up this morning and you were gone!"

"Hey, I don't know what you're talkin' about, Torrie..."

"Don't act like you don't remember!" Torrie growled and bitch-slapped Eddie..hard.

"That's the LAST time I waste my time with you!" She yelled and stormed off.

"Owwww!" Eddie yelled, rubbing his face, "If I get hit one more time today.."

"Are you okay, Eddie?" Autumn asked, staring at him.

"And did you have a one night stand with Torrie Wilson?" Charlie asked, laughing,

"I don't remember! All I remember is seeing her in that club..."

Flashback

Torrie:(walks over and kisses Eddie)

Eddie:(is shocked yet happy)

Torrie:(drags Eddie to unknown location)

End flashback

"Oh no.." Eddie said, looking at his friends, "I think I slept with Torrie Wilson!"

To be continued..

Mentally-Unstable: WHOA! I betya didn't see THAT coming, didya?? HAHAH! REVIEW! REVIEW NOW! OR I'LL...DO SOMETHING REALLY HORRIBLE!