THE RALLY!!!!

Hiei:..... What kind of name is 'The Rally'?

Kammy: Your so mean *cries*

Kurama: *sighs* Hiei why did you have to say anything?

Hiei: what did I say!?

Yusuke: Ha ha!! Your to innocent to know!!!

Hiei: *glare*

Yusuke: hehe.... -_-

Kammy: *sniff* I'm horrible at writing comedy!!

Kurama: What did you have planned?

Kammy: *evil look* NOT TELLIN' muhahahahahahahahhahahahah you shall soon

feel my wrath Kurama!!

Kurama: Nani? Why me?!

Kammy: *hic* because I LUV YOU!! YOUR SO KYOOT!!!

Kurama, Hiei, and Yusuke: *large sweatdrop*

Yusuke: *snickers* I feel for you man!

Hiei: *lost*

Kurama: shut up Yusuke!!!

Kammy: Okiee dokiee! I don't own Yu yu hakusho! And unfortunately I don't own

Kurama...

Kurama: *scared look* Stay away

Kammy: Anycow.... I also don't own fire hydrants OR vegetable!!!

Hiei: I'd still like to know what I said to make you cry earlier.

Kammy: Why?

Hiei: so I can make you cry a lot more often!

Kammy: You said you loved Kuwabara and that scared me so much!!!

Hiei: NANI?!?!??!?!?!?! I DID NOT! *draws his katana*

Kammy: *grabs the drawing Hiei did of his sword* wow it looks REAL!!! O_O

Hiei: Baka it IS real!! AND IT'S NOT A DRAWING!

Kurama and Yusuke: Here we go again

Kammy: You said "Draws his katana" THAT MEANS YOU CAN DRAW!!! OH

HIEI CHAN! I'M SO PROUD!

Hiei: *getting red*

Kammy: *screams and runs*

Hiei: *chases after her*

Kurama: *looks at Yusuke* What do you wanna do?

Yusuke: *shrugs* I dunno what do you want to do?

*continue*

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Kammy: Hello again! I will be signing off now! *starts writing*

Yusuke: *eating Chinese food* HOT HOT HOT!! Oh.... it's MEXICAN!! *looks

horrorfied* *continues eating*

Kuwabara: What drug have you been taking?

Yusuke: MSG Why?

Kuwabara: You need to stop doing it!

Yusuke: Why?

Kuwabara: BECAUSE THAT'S SHAMPOO!!!

Yusuke: No it isn't! Your thinking about MGM!!

Kuwabara: NO M&M

Yusuke: Whatever! *starts eating the steamed vegetables*

Kurama: *walks in* What's u--- *sees Yusuke eating the vegetables* AH!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: Huh?

Hiei: I heard screaming... what happened? A boulder fall on the baka! Because if

that's it I'm not helping!

Yusuke and Kurama: *sweat drop*

Kuwabara: What did you say to me shrimp?!

Hiei: I didn't say anything TO you carrot top!

Kurama: NO!

Everyone else: *looks at Kurama*

Kurama: Yusuke! How could you?

Yusuke: How could I what?

Kurama: EAT VEGETABLES!!!

Yusuke: Um... I pop them in my mouth?

Kurama: -_-

Hiei and Kuwabara: *Still arguing*

Kurama: That's it!!!! I'VE HAD IT!!!

Everyone: *blank stare*

Kurama: I'm going on strike!

Hiei: For what? clubs?? Swords?? *thinks of everything that can 'strike'* An

eggbeater?!

Kurama:....... shut up!

Yusuke: um What did I do?

Kuwabara: I'm lost!

Hiei: That's your problem not ours!

Kuwabara: Why you!!!

Kurama: No one should eat Vegetables!

Yusuke: Kurama...

Kurama: And Yusuke! Stop eating the Vegetables!

Yusuke: Kuram-

Kurama: Vegetables are plants!

Yusuke: Kura-

Kurama: And plants are my friends!!! _

Yusuke: Kur-

Kurama: AndiftheywerealiveI'd.................um...............................................

Yusuke: Ku-

Kurama: GOING ON STRIKE!

Yusuke: KURAMA!!!

Kurama: *disappears*

Yusuke: *sighs*

Kuwabara: What were you going to tell him?

Yusuke: That he needs to get out more

Hiei: I don't think so... I think we need to lock him in...

All: *nods*

End of Chapter one!!! I know it sux badly but I can't write complete humor!! I'm a

more Drama/Angst type! Sorry if it's so horrorible!

Kammy Young