Naruto Primer Lost Chapter: Neji/Kisame/Iruka

The Dream

You remember way back in Chapter 36 Link described a dream concerning Neji, a shark and a clan of dolphins and how we came to the conclusion that we were being told that Neji, Kisame and Iruka all were involved in a vicious love triangle of death? Darkfire22 wanted us to write a chapter about them and their love triangle.

It is first important to elaborate the dream. When we said it was just Neji, we were sort of lying. Sakura was there too, but she didn't have a very big role. Neji and Sakura were, for some reason, in this beach house. Sakura went down to the cassette player and put in a cassette for music. Neji was watching television and saw that a bunch of dolphins were in this underground cavern at the bottom of the ocean and their echolocation powers were about to be their undoing because they were going to cause an earthquake and make all the rocks fall down on them.

(Yes, Sakura's role is over.)

Then I was there too. I, for some reason, had Aquaman powers. I was AquaLink. So I was under the water and down at the cavern. I guess I was the bad guy in this dream because I was the one who told the dolphins to all use their echolocation at the same time. With my AquaLink powers.

Neji decided that something had to be done because he, for some reason, knew what I was up to. So he jumped into the ocean and started swimming, which is odd because our perception of Neji is that he can't swim. But anyway! He's swimming and swimming and he swims for an AWFULLY long time until he intercepts ME! On my way BACK from the cavern where are the dolphins are getting ready to use echolocation together.

I guess Neji had AquaNeji powers because we then had a telepathic conversation right then and there that ended with Neji swimming by me and going towards the cavern.

My part in the dream was over.

He got there, informed the dolphins not to use echolocation at the same time, and they all thanked him. They're pretty smart dolphins. So Neji started to make his way back up to the surface. He reached the surface.

Then a shark came.

It ate him.

The dream ended.

What does this dream mean? Neji represents himself, the dolphins represent Iruka and the shark represents Kisame. I think it means that Neji has a relationship with Iruka that is very loving… yet his jealous overbearing boyfriend, Kisame, is… jealous and overbearing.

So…here's the chapter.

"Oh, Iruka, I love you!" said Neji. "I will protect you!"

"THANK you Neji!" said Iruka.

"NO!!" yelled Kisame, jumping out. "I am jealous and overbearing!! Neji is MINE!!"

"Oh no!" said Neji as he dropped his pink hanky for Iruka as Kisame dragged him away.

"I will always love you!" said Iruka, waving the hanky at Neji.

So there you go. IrukaXNejiXKisame. You'll never see it anywhere else.