Ok people, this is my first story, so don't be pissed if it sucks...ok...please..yah...no flames either...please....

An alien and a predator are fighting for town square, but the twist is that this is a script, but the alien and predator are real...he he he...

Director: Ok, first scene is with..the alien.
Alien: Hiss...—.—
Director: What the hell did I do?
Alien: Fuck....you.....
DIrector: Ok!!!!!!
Alien o.0
Director: Right, ok so first scene the alien has found a sign and it says "10 MIles to Town Square"
Alien: -nod-
Director: And...go!
Alien: -Stare-
Director: Errr...go...now...please...
Predator: -Walks up behinde director- Say action
Director: Oh, action!
Alien: -Reads sign- 10 miles to gay bear town?? What the hell?
Director: CUT CUT CUT -bashes alien with toothpick- you dumbass, did you even listen to me?
Alien: I can't, I have no ears...
Director: . Damnit, just read this paper.
Alien: -Stares at paper- I have no eyes either...
Director: WHAT YOU UGLY PEICE OF-
Alien: -Bites director in the balls-
Director: OOOOOOWWWWWWW
Predator: Hey cool, the alien is kickin' the director's ass, funkay!!!!!

So this ends the first attempt at making a movie...
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