Ok, last time I forgot the disclaimer, so here it is.

Disclaimer: I own the A l I E N and PREDATOR series on dvd, and have seen AVP: Alien vs Predator.

Direcor: -Walks with a limp- oh man... my balls fcking hurt!!!!
Alien: -Snicker- So, whats the next scene?
Director: -Gives Alien an evil glare- The predator makes his arrival.
Predator: Finally...
Director: Ok, so we have the predator space ship... Pred guy, get in the ship.
Predator: -Gets into ship and takes off-
Director: -Speaks into walkie talkie- Ok, now your going t- -hears echo behinde him. Director turns around and sees second walkie talkie and the alien gone- Oh great... -looks up- AHHH -ducks to the ground so the predator ship wouldn't hit him- God damn that alien...
—On predator ship—
Predator: GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE
Alien: Hiss... -Grabs predator by the back of the head and shoots its second jaws into the predator's skull-
Predator: . Oh joy...-Dies-
-Predator spayship lands, alien walks out, splattered in green ichor-
Director: -Groans- Now where am I gonna get another predator??
Predator Brawler: Hello, I would like to audi-
Director: Any credit cards?
Predator Brawler: No
Director: Any talent?
Brawler: No.
Director: Any past experiences?
Brawler: No
Director: Your hired!!

So there goes another attempt at making a movie, maby next time they'll acually get somewhere....