After sitting in her room on the floor for 20 minutes, Hermione finally got up and freshened up in her bathroom. She then walked out and decided to listen to her grumbling stomach and make some dinner. Malfoy wasn't watching television in the living room anymore and had retired to his room. Hermione went to the cabinet and took out a box of Kraft Dinner. She found a pot and started to boil water when something caught her eye.

"Candy!" Hermione said excitedly. She got closer and it turned out to be some sort of toffee.

"I guess Malfoy was eating it and left it out." Hermione said to herself as she took a piece and put it in her mouth. She went back to the water when all of a sudden she felt the oddest sensation in her mouth.

"OH MY GOD!" Hermione screamed as she realized what was happening. Her tongue began to swell in size. She took the wrapper that was under the toffee and let out another scream. It was Ton Tongue Toffees.

"That lithle thit!" She said as she stormed toward Malfoy's room. Just as she was about to open the door Malfoy came out with a smug look on his face. It's like nothing had happened. This made Hermione even more furious.

"What ever is the matter Hermione dear?" Malfoy asked trying not to laugh.

"YOU! YOU DID THITH THO ME! THUCKING HELL! UNDO ITH! NOOOOW!" Hermione was so pissed at that point that she charged at Malfoy. He moved to the side, twirled around and made it out the door laughing. Hermione screamed in frustration and ran after him.

"I told you Miss. Know-it-all, it's war now. Deal with it." He said and ran out of the front door laughing his head off. Hermione ran out also, but not after Malfoy. She went straight downstairs to Ron and Harry's flat.

"Dear Lord Hermione! What happened to you?" Ron gasped.

"Thon Thongue Thoffeeth!" Hermione groaned. She went and sat down on their couch. Harry just stared at her fascinated by the size of her tongue. It was so huge now he was surprised she could still somehow talk. Ron, on the other hand, got to work right away. He went to his trunk and started searching for something. A little while later he came back with a tiny spray bottle. He gave it to her and she sprayed it on her tongue. The swelling immediately went down and her tongue was back to normal.

"Oh thank God!" Hermione gasped.

"It's nothing at all. I always got a box of antidotes to Fred and George's magical prank items. Everyone's recently ended up coming to me for help so now I keep them with me all the time" Ron explained.

"I can't wait to get that Malfoy back. He's going to be wishing he never started anything with me. One of my muggle friends back in the days used to be such a prank puller. I've learnt everything from him. Of coarse I've never done them myself, but I know how to do them. I'll need your help. Now lets go back to my flat and get everything set up before he comes back." Hermione said excitedly. Ron and Harry's eyes lit up and they headed straight to the door. When they reached Hermione's place they got everything ready and started right away. Who knew when the little brat was going to be back.

Hermione started in Malfoy's bathroom. She took out some Jelly Ranchers she had from the flight over here and unscrewed his showerhead. She placed all the yellow ones in it and screwed it back up. Then she got a little bottle of detergent and dumped it all into the toilet tank. Hopefully he'll be sitting down when he flushes she thought to herself. Then she took her bottle of Icy-Hot and lightly spread it on the toilet seat. Despite herself Hermione started to giggle uncontrollably. She hoped this would work. As Hermione was doing that Ron and Harry were working on his bedroom. Ron collected different alarm clocks from some students on their way up to the flat and was now setting different times in the night for them to go off at. Then he hid them all around the room. Harry was busy spreading superglue on Malfoy's pillow.

"Hermione are you sure the glue will work? I mean won't it dry by the time he goes to bed?" Harry asked.

"No. I bought that last summer. Since we weren't suppose to use magic outside of school I had to get glue for this mug I broke. I got the one that doesn't completely dry for a few hours by accident. I kept it with me just in case I might need it again." She explained laughing. They finished up and left as soon as possible. Hermione waited in their flat until she saw Malfoy return to the building. She waited 10 more minutes and went back herself. She walked in and saw Malfoy drinking some juice out of the refrigerator.

"Back to normal are we?" He laughed.

"Oh shut up Malfoy. I hate you. One of these days I'll get you back don't you worry. Once I think of something mark my words you'll wish you never started this war." Hermione said trying to make it seem like nothing even happened yet.

"Ha ha ha! You? You try something on me? That will be the day. Anyway I'm tired and going to bed. Don't dare disturb me I'm going to go have a shower and then finally sleep. Don't even think of trying anything." And with that he was off. Hermione herself also went to her room. She changed got into bed and listened.

"HERMIONEEEEE!" Malfoy screamed. She looked at her watch.

"About fucking time!" She said and started to laugh. She got up and walked over to his room. She got to the bathroom and there stood Malfoy. He was in a bathrobe with his hair all up and skin all sticky. The toilet behind him was foaming like mad.
"What ever is the matter Malfoy dear?" Hermione said giving him an innocent look before laughing out loud and walking back to her own room.