Disclaimer: err..same thing..he he... (No dumbass..not the same story..)

Alien: -Grabs the predator by the shoulder- OW!!!
Director: What now -exasperated-
Alien: The Camraman just poked me with the lense!!
Camraman: Oh..sorry..just wanted a closs up.
Alien: Thats why they invented the idiot!
Camraman: Oh..so that is what that button is for...
Director: Ok, lets try this again except chandra is going to grab the second jaw and.. yah..you'll see.
And...Action
Alien: -Shoots jaw at pred's face-
Chandra: -Grabs second jaw and rips it out of his mouth-
Alien: OHHHHHHHH SHIIIIEETTTT -Runs around screaming-
Predator and Chandra: -Laugh-
Director: -Looks at cameraman- Hey, you getting this?
Cameraman: -Zooms in closer- Oh yah... -Cameraman is acually looking at Chandra's boobies-
Director: -Looks over Cameraman's shoulder- Hey!!!! -Stabs Cameraman in the back with dildo-
Cameraman: Hey guy, whats that for?
Director: Errr...-hides it- Nothing...
Cameraman: -Pulls down director's pants and underware- WOA DUDE

I''ll let you'r emadination go to work.... he he he....