Naruto Primer Lost Chapter: Closing

The Optional Epilogue

At the end of the LAST Naruto Primer, we wrote an optional epilogue explaining some things that needed to be explained. But, since you're all veterans of the Naruto Primer, doing that again would be silly.

Instead, we're going to thank you, our reviewers, for being so gosh darn supportive and loyal to us these past almost eight months from the beginning of the first Naruto Primer to the end of the second one.

Thanking EACH PERSON would take forever. So we're going to single out a few souls that have been extra special for us. Keep in mind, just because we don't mention you, doesn't mean that we DON'T love you. There are just a few reviewers that went the extra mile with their reviews that they deserve a little extra thanks.

Fishy, you are one of a kind. We don't know HOW you did it, but somehow you were able to get inside our heads concerning everything we wrote about. There was no way to pull anything over your eyes. We do believe that you were the ONLY one who got the Metaphor chapter right. You know about silly things like our references to the Carebears, and you are also the one who pointed out that we frequently take lines from 'The Grinch'. Your reviews were always thoughtful and to top it all off, you reviewed every freaking chapter!

Zempuku, new to the Naruto Primer. You probably won't read this for a LONG time, but we would like to thank you for all your reviews and we adored how you told us what the best part of every chapter was. And for some reason, every time you did that little o.O face, it cracked us up. In addition, we would like to apologize that we spoiled Shikamaru's chuuninhood for you.

UE, quite possibly the FASTEST reader in the entire world. You read the Naruto Primer late and finished reading it in about a day. You reviewed each chapter and, although they weren't miles long, it was proof enough that you were reading and thinking about the chapters. Congratulations on your advanced reading skills.

Killer(V)onkey, is a fan of both Naruto Primers as well as a fan of our site. We enjoyed reading your reviews frequently, and I'm pretty sure you are another person who read every chapter.

phantomgamer01, reviewed the chapters thoughtfully. And, although you didn't review every single chapter, the chapters you DID review, you gave nice and long ones. In addition to being a good reviewer, you also supplied us with lots and lots of ideas whenever we were on writer's block. You could write your own Naruto Primer!!

Hobes, you reviewed, I think, every chapter. In addition, you also received an alert for the existence of chapter 102 in the first Naruto Primer. We cannot explain that, but we are sincerely sorry.

Rashaka, you were an endless supply of ideas. Even though we didn't get a chance to use them all, they were nice to have just in case. In addition, you reviewed most of the chapters and gave us good feedback. You also picked up on a bunch of our grammar errors!

Dark Nemesis 7, you have followed the Naruto Primer since the very beginning. And I do believe you have reviewed every chapter. So we're just giving you a shout out of thanks! Thanks!

Nara Shikamaru, although you reviewed only a few chapters, you did us the greatest honor of all. You put us in your profile!! What a great honor to be in THE Nara Shikamaru's profile!!

The Primer Minister, what can we say about you? Besides the fact that we LURVED you. You reviewed every chapter very thoughtfully. You gave us practical feedback that we could use in chapters to come. In addition, you followed us from the near beginning.

Icecreamlady, I do believe you successfully told us to update in every single review. Where would we have been without your helping hand? We may have forgotten to update!!

Lys, thank you for your nice, long reviews. They were well considered and thought out. We enjoyed reading your reviews because we knew they wouldn't be filled with stupidity.

Cory, however, gets the reward for your essay writing. You carefully stated your thesis, backed it up with supporting paragraphs and then explained it all thoroughly. In addition, we have NEVER had anyone so enthusiastic to see his idea put in paper. Cory, you advocated so strongly for a pool party that we just couldn't disappoint you. You ARE the Advocate of Pool Parties around the world.

Ayako, you and the little faces you'd make. And you threw away Sasuke's ice cream?! How dare you!!

Spectrum…oh Spectrum. We tried to pretend as though it didn't bother us that you stopped reviewing. But it did. When you came back… we were SO happy. Your reviews made the sun shine. You returned and we could be happy again. We love your reviews. Never stop reviewing. Once we are gone, keep reviewing other people and share the wealth.

ITSAME, you crazy fool child. Your reviews were always so enthusiastic and excited. Though short, they were quite sweet. Thanks a bunch.

A random student, we don't exactly know why your reviews were so dear to us, but they were. And, considering you are a random student, do you go to UNH? That would be peachy AWESOME.

Eemee, you are a great reviewer AND artist. You drew some pictures for us and that's awesome! You also were there from the beginning with many other people.

Dattebayo, you helped us write a 12 chapter long arc about the single student/teacher relationships! That was very fun. In addition, we just LOVE your name. Has anyone every tried just saying that? Dattebayo. Hehe.

Thus concludes our thanks to a few reviewers. You're ALL special to us and we lurve you all. Don't be offended if your name didn't appear but it's just impossible to mention all of you. Once again, thanks so much and get ready to read the FINAL chapter of the Naruto Primer.