How The Grinch Really Stole Christmas
So the Grinch had stolen Christmas as the story seems to go
Yet all the whos down in whoville were all a glow
Because they had something else other than presents
And whozits and dingle bobs and pheathered up pheasants
They found Ebay and
They now had something to celebrate all year long
Forget the Christmas season, that doesn't matter much
as specialty buys cellphones and stuff
The Grinch went insane with all the ring tones and bother
"How can this happen? If I take one thing away they will just find another!"
"Ah ha!" said the Grinch with his old grinchy smile,
"I'll pollute the servers, that'll keep them busy for a while
So he created a virus, the worst in the world!
Why it was even worse than Microsoft Word!
The virus fizzled out their computers, It destroyed their hard drives
It was so devastating even the tough jock Whos cried!
No more porn! No more cyber sex! No more "chat rooms"! No more fun!
Why it seemed as though the Apocalypse had begun!
They now had no Christmas and no internet too!
So they drowned their sorrow in milk shakes from Macky Doo's
So they gained weight by the pound, 'til they resembled Americans
Then they all died from being bombed by Al Quaida Arabians