Chapter 15: Loose Lips Sink Ships
** Disclaimer: They don't belong to me, nor am I making money off of this.
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Author's Note: I swear I'm working on Dark Days!
**
Wei Yan awoke to bright light pressed against his lids. There was something wrong. Too much sunlight was in his eyes. Reaching up he felt for the familiar contours of his mask, to find only bare flesh. Panic raced through him faster than starving recruits at mealtime.
"General, I am sorry for the inconvenience." The voice stopped him before he started groping frantically for his beloved mask. There was only one person who could have such caring in their voice and not sound womanly: Lord Liu Bei.
Wei Yan tried to get to his feet only to have Liu Bei lay a calming hand on his shoulder. "Your mask was taken off to ensure your good health. Only the doctor, Huang Zhong, and I have been allowed in this room during that time. I thought that you must have a reason for wearing it and perhaps might not feel comfortable with others seeing you without it." Shu's leader paused. "I also wanted to be the first to thank you. Yue Ying has told us what occurred. Without you there my son would now be Cao Cao's hostage. I am eternally grateful for that." He gave the general's shoulder a squeeze. "Now if you'll excuse me, I believe there are others who wish to see you."
Lord Liu Bei pulled back the flap of the tent. Turning, he gave the bewildered general one last smile, then walked out.
Wei Yan fell back against the pillows. The memory of the journey back to camp was vague. Images floated through his mind like petals in the wind. There, a memory of voice telling him it was "just a little further", the feel of a warm body pressed against his side as he was dragged through woods, and a woman pushing sweat off her face and checking on a baby.
Had Lady Yue Ying managed to somehow carry him all the way back by herself? The thought was absurd. She was a good warrior, but there was no way the slip of a woman could have dragged him and a child for who knew how far through the woods. Maybe she got help part way there?
Either way it didn't seem like it should concern him much. After all, weren't her and the child safe? Still, something nagged at his mind like a loose tooth. He wasn't seeing everything through. It was probably just the need for sleep. With a sigh he closed his eyes. Yes, sleep was definitely what he needed.
"Humph! Awake, Lord Liu Bei says. He should have said sleeping more than Liu Shan could ever dream."
Wei Yan smirked. That familiar voice could only belong to one person. "Huang Zhong sleeps more." He opened his eyes to see the old man looming over his bed.
"Ha! I knew you were faking!" The man took a step back then crossed his arms across his chest. "Boy, what were you thinking hogging the largest battle for yourself?"
The younger general rolled his eyes. Huang Zhong was of the opinion that no battle should ever be missed, no matter how impossible the odds. He gave a shrug. "You slow. Me fight without you."
"If I had been there instead of you, there would have been no retreat." The older man sat down on a stool beside the bed. "It's just like one of you youngsters to go and make a big deal out of nothing."
"At least me no scare baby with beard" A sudden sly smile broke across his face. He had always loved gaining points on the older man. "Two points saving baby."
"Two points?" Huang Zhong rocketed to his feet. "Are you insane? You received a bad wound while 'saving' that child! No points."
"One point. Saved baby. No matter if wounded." He struggled until he was sitting up on the bed.
The older general shrugged. "Fine. I'll give you the measly point. It's not like I won't make it up soon enough." He gave the younger man a mock glare. "And at least I don't have to kidnap other men's children to get points!" Before the wounded general could respond, the elderly man bopped him on the side of his head. "You'll never win. Get that through your thick skull."
Wei Yan smiled. The rivalry between the two was well known within their own men. Each tried to outdo the other though they were fairly well matched. He had the advantage of energy and youth while his rival had age and experience working for him. Until recently, experience had won more battles than it had lost.
The men sat in silence for a while, the older stroking his beard. "Think you'll be up and about soon?"
Wei Yan stretched and felt the familiar protest of healing muscles. "Yes."
The older man sighed and ran his fingers through his hair. "Good. The sooner the better."He paused for a moment. "Child, there are two things that I don't think Liu Bei has noticed yet that you should know of."
"What?"
"Well...." The older man studied his hands thoughtfully. "First off, people are commenting on the fact that a woman had to save you."
"Why? Me fought. She lug baby."
Huang Zhong snorted. "Don't let her hear you say that. Anyway, people are saying that if someone so weak as a woman was able to save you then you two were in no real danger at all." He took another pause. "Some are saying this was a ploy to try to get Lord Liu Bei indebted to you. They're being really careful to not say anything around him or his guards. And that's not all."
It was just going to be one of those years, wasn't it? "There more?"
"People are saying that since you two were never in danger, that there was another reason that the both of you were gone overnight, and that Liu Shan was an excuse." The old man coughed into his hand and turned away.
"Huh?" What was he talking about?
"Child, you're as dense as a bamboo forest!" Huang Zhong jabbed a finger in his face. "They're saying that you and Yue Ying are having an affair! If that Zhuge Liang didn't hate you before, then he surely will now!"
Wei Yan felt his mouth close and open several times. "Impossible. Saved baby. "
"Impossible it might be, but for some reason people are thinking so, and it isn't helping that she keeps on inquiring about your health. If she weren't so concerned then maybe no one would have said anything." He brought a fist down on the table beside the cot. His head lowered and he gave a long sigh. "It can not be helped I guess." He smiled. "You must be tired, get some rest. Looks like we'll be sent off to war against Wei soon."
Before the younger general could protest he was handed his mask. "And don't take it off again unless you want every man in camp here. They act like you're a sport! Either way, you'll get more visitors soon. Try to get some sleep before they bombard you." With that the older man left.
**
Zhen Ji snapped at the little maid who was supposed to be helping her into her newest "gift". Cao Pi had gone out and gotten drunk....again. Of course when he was drunk was the only time that he bought her anything. Was there anything worse than this dress? It showed off more of her body than was seemly. But she would be damned if she would allow Xu Huang's punishment to go on any longer.
"Suck in your stomach my lady and think thin. I'll lace you up."
With a nod, she did as the maid requested, holding tightly onto her golden flute. Soon the dress was wrapped snug around her body, clinging like a lover to each curve of her body.
"There you go my lady. Pretty as a picture you are."
She nodded once to the maid and started down the hall, intent on seeing her husband. A scream disrupted the air and she froze, her eyes wide. The screams had been coming with longer and longer breaks in between. Would Lord Cao Cao allow a good general to be killed because of bad luck? She started forward again, trying hard not to run.
As luck would have it, she found her husband quickly, located in a small private garden. Unfortunately, he was holding court with five other generals. Taking as deep a breath as the dress would allow she started forward. "Husband, a word with you."
Her damn husband had apparently not begun sobering up yet. He smiled at her, tried to take a step forward, tottered, then stepped back to his original position. "Come here sweet wife."
She took a small step forward. Cao Pi was not known for being the nicest man while drunk. No, he belonged more to the subset that were known for their violence.
"I would rather we speak alone." She shifted from one foot to another.
"Say what you want. I have nothing to fear from my generals."
Fear shot through her. Her husband would have to be mislead to her real reasons, if no Xu Huang's punishment would far worse than it already was. Everything had a price, and it was time to find out what this newest price would be. "It is about General Xu Huang."
She watched her husband's reaction. Nothing yet screamed of danger. She sauntered over to him, sliding her arms around his neck, and nibbled gently on his earlobe. "Husband, you spend too much time worried about his recent punishment, and not enough on attending to me."
Cao Pi ran his hands along her body. "You missed me?"
She plastered a fake smile on. "But of course my lord. You have not graced my bed since we have returned." She leaned her head against his chest. "Why don't you stop punishing Xu Huang? He did manage to bring me safely back to you after all."
Her husband leered at her. "Didn't know you missed me." He roughly pinched one of her breasts. "Hows about you show me how much you missed me, and I'll forget about the general."
He shoved her down to her knees on the ground.
Her husband couldn't possibly mean that.......could he?
The man began undoing his pants. Her blood began to pound. Here? In front of everyone?
"When you're done you can give the others a reason not to punish Xu Huang as well." The generals around her watched with narrowed eyes, some even licking their lips.
Revulsion rolled through her stomach, causing it to heave. She was in too deep though. Who knew what they might do to the man if she didn't win him some favor. With a fake smile on her face she looked up at her husband. "But of course my love."
**
It was too hot to be outside. Sun Ce wiped sweat off his forehead and sighed. All he wanted was a nice long drink and to see Da Qiao stroll by in that deliciously short skirt. Was that too much to ask for? His sister better be grateful for all he was enduring for her.
The sound of dirt crunching under shoes brought his head up. A man walked towards him wearing stark white robes and holding an even whiter fan. Well it looked like the day was finally winding down.
Well, no time like the present to get everything over with. The Wu lord crossed the distance between them with his ground-eating stride. "You must be Zhuge Liang, right?" He stuck out his hand. "Name's Sun Ce." The young lord craned his head to the side. "So Liu Bei can't be bothered to meet his future wife?" So where was he? He had seemed decent on the battlefield.
The strategist waved the fan, creating a soft breeze. "My lord is busy personally over seeing that everything will be ready for Lady Sun's arrival. He is insuring that all the creature comforts are there for her. It would embarrass Shu for their lady to be in a lowly soldier's tent."
The young general waved one hand nonchalantly. "Naw. Sis has been in and out of the soldiers' tents all her life. Matter of fact that's why they love her so much." He crossed his arms over his chest. So he wasn't even going to shake hands? What kind of people was Liu Bei dealing with now a days?
"My lord?" The strategist had turned white as his robes.
What was a matter with the strategist? He was fine a second ago. "She's used to being in some tent. She sleeps in them so often we tease her about not needing rooms at all."
The strategist grew even paler if that was possible. "She does?"
"Yea. She's been doing it for years now. Pop claims no matter how uncomfortable her surroundings, she can fall always fall asleep at the end of the day."
The man's eyes were about to bug out of his head. "Thank you Lord Sun Ce. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm afraid I must ride ahead to speak to my lord." The man ran off, his robes flapping in the wind.
"Errr, sure, no problem." He chuckled as the man left. Probably wanted to make sure Liu Bei doesn't bankrupt the country trying to please sis.
Footsteps rushed in from behind. Before he could turn he was hit on the top of his head by a fan. Pain blossomed through his skull. "What the hell?" The bellow came out louder than he expected.
"You idiot! Do you know what you just did?" Da Qiao was furious.
"Just saved Shu from bankrupting itself trying to satisfy Shang Xiang?" He shrugged. She was so pretty when she was angry. Those perfect pert breasts were heaving with each giant breath she took.
"No!" Her brown eyes flashed. "You basically just implied to Shu's main strategist that your sister has slept with every man in Wu!" Pulling her hand back she slapped his cheek, then took off in a huff.
What was she talking about? He would never imply anything like that about his sister. Women were weird.
**
Sima Yi rolled the map out to its full length. The raid against Shu had gone well, but Liu Bei's brat had not been caught. Jiang Wei had cleverly hidden the brat with one of the lesser-known generals and Zhuge Liang's bitch.
Lord Cao Cao was most displeased to discover that Wei had been given a chance at the child and failed. General Xu Huang had finally stopped being punished for not having succeeded. At least the screams had stopped now. It had taken everything in the strategist's power to be able to concentrate on the newest developments in the whole Shu/Wu relationship, between the pleas for mercy and the almost hoarse yells of pain.
It appeared though that everything was not as peaceful as it should be between the two kingdoms. There was a providence that should have been returned to Wu that was not. How easy it would be to send to Wu offering them aid against the "evil" Shu. All it would take would be one fatal strike against Wu's one and only princess, Lady Sun.
With a smile on his face he picked up a pen, and began writing to his servant in Nanman. The raid had been just a small setback. Soon Shu, along with Zhuge Liang, would be ground under his heel.
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chapter 16: What has Sima Yi started? And what is Yue Ying going to see?
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Guan: I won't tell your sis I called you a doll if you don't. Don't feel sorry for Sun Ce. He's too dense to figure out certain things. But we love him anyhow! Yes, poor Yaners is all hurt, but that's okay. He needs to rest for a bit anyhow. Well if you found out the man who you believed force your sister to become a whore was alive you would be a bit upset yourself....as for Zhou Yu and Kongming...I swear I've seen someone else do it but I can't remember where. If anyone else can figure out where I might have seen it I'd love to give them credit, but honestly it would be an easy mistake. Everyone who seems them thinks he and Zhang He are ladies. Poor guys! Too pretty for their own good.
Vegg: I can't wait to see what else you have planned for poor Zhuge Liang and Yue Ying in your stories. I hate to say it, but I can't write Zhuge Liang correctly so I always turn him into Super Horny Man! Besides, he comes across as the kind who would act all proper but chase ever skirt that passed. Poor Yue Ying!
Mystic Azure Girl: I thought you were the one that did it. I really would love to see another chapter added to any of your stories, I admit I know only bare bones to FF storylines. I'm abnormal. I just can't play those game. My brother blames it on my psychotic train of thought, while I blame it on his ability to mentally undress the characters.....I doubt I'll allow Yu and Zhuge Liang to get much further in this storyline. I have too many other plotlines coming along, though you're more than welcome to kick around Sun Ce. Ugh! How can he be so dense?!
** Disclaimer: They don't belong to me, nor am I making money off of this.
**
Author's Note: I swear I'm working on Dark Days!
**
Wei Yan awoke to bright light pressed against his lids. There was something wrong. Too much sunlight was in his eyes. Reaching up he felt for the familiar contours of his mask, to find only bare flesh. Panic raced through him faster than starving recruits at mealtime.
"General, I am sorry for the inconvenience." The voice stopped him before he started groping frantically for his beloved mask. There was only one person who could have such caring in their voice and not sound womanly: Lord Liu Bei.
Wei Yan tried to get to his feet only to have Liu Bei lay a calming hand on his shoulder. "Your mask was taken off to ensure your good health. Only the doctor, Huang Zhong, and I have been allowed in this room during that time. I thought that you must have a reason for wearing it and perhaps might not feel comfortable with others seeing you without it." Shu's leader paused. "I also wanted to be the first to thank you. Yue Ying has told us what occurred. Without you there my son would now be Cao Cao's hostage. I am eternally grateful for that." He gave the general's shoulder a squeeze. "Now if you'll excuse me, I believe there are others who wish to see you."
Lord Liu Bei pulled back the flap of the tent. Turning, he gave the bewildered general one last smile, then walked out.
Wei Yan fell back against the pillows. The memory of the journey back to camp was vague. Images floated through his mind like petals in the wind. There, a memory of voice telling him it was "just a little further", the feel of a warm body pressed against his side as he was dragged through woods, and a woman pushing sweat off her face and checking on a baby.
Had Lady Yue Ying managed to somehow carry him all the way back by herself? The thought was absurd. She was a good warrior, but there was no way the slip of a woman could have dragged him and a child for who knew how far through the woods. Maybe she got help part way there?
Either way it didn't seem like it should concern him much. After all, weren't her and the child safe? Still, something nagged at his mind like a loose tooth. He wasn't seeing everything through. It was probably just the need for sleep. With a sigh he closed his eyes. Yes, sleep was definitely what he needed.
"Humph! Awake, Lord Liu Bei says. He should have said sleeping more than Liu Shan could ever dream."
Wei Yan smirked. That familiar voice could only belong to one person. "Huang Zhong sleeps more." He opened his eyes to see the old man looming over his bed.
"Ha! I knew you were faking!" The man took a step back then crossed his arms across his chest. "Boy, what were you thinking hogging the largest battle for yourself?"
The younger general rolled his eyes. Huang Zhong was of the opinion that no battle should ever be missed, no matter how impossible the odds. He gave a shrug. "You slow. Me fight without you."
"If I had been there instead of you, there would have been no retreat." The older man sat down on a stool beside the bed. "It's just like one of you youngsters to go and make a big deal out of nothing."
"At least me no scare baby with beard" A sudden sly smile broke across his face. He had always loved gaining points on the older man. "Two points saving baby."
"Two points?" Huang Zhong rocketed to his feet. "Are you insane? You received a bad wound while 'saving' that child! No points."
"One point. Saved baby. No matter if wounded." He struggled until he was sitting up on the bed.
The older general shrugged. "Fine. I'll give you the measly point. It's not like I won't make it up soon enough." He gave the younger man a mock glare. "And at least I don't have to kidnap other men's children to get points!" Before the wounded general could respond, the elderly man bopped him on the side of his head. "You'll never win. Get that through your thick skull."
Wei Yan smiled. The rivalry between the two was well known within their own men. Each tried to outdo the other though they were fairly well matched. He had the advantage of energy and youth while his rival had age and experience working for him. Until recently, experience had won more battles than it had lost.
The men sat in silence for a while, the older stroking his beard. "Think you'll be up and about soon?"
Wei Yan stretched and felt the familiar protest of healing muscles. "Yes."
The older man sighed and ran his fingers through his hair. "Good. The sooner the better."He paused for a moment. "Child, there are two things that I don't think Liu Bei has noticed yet that you should know of."
"What?"
"Well...." The older man studied his hands thoughtfully. "First off, people are commenting on the fact that a woman had to save you."
"Why? Me fought. She lug baby."
Huang Zhong snorted. "Don't let her hear you say that. Anyway, people are saying that if someone so weak as a woman was able to save you then you two were in no real danger at all." He took another pause. "Some are saying this was a ploy to try to get Lord Liu Bei indebted to you. They're being really careful to not say anything around him or his guards. And that's not all."
It was just going to be one of those years, wasn't it? "There more?"
"People are saying that since you two were never in danger, that there was another reason that the both of you were gone overnight, and that Liu Shan was an excuse." The old man coughed into his hand and turned away.
"Huh?" What was he talking about?
"Child, you're as dense as a bamboo forest!" Huang Zhong jabbed a finger in his face. "They're saying that you and Yue Ying are having an affair! If that Zhuge Liang didn't hate you before, then he surely will now!"
Wei Yan felt his mouth close and open several times. "Impossible. Saved baby. "
"Impossible it might be, but for some reason people are thinking so, and it isn't helping that she keeps on inquiring about your health. If she weren't so concerned then maybe no one would have said anything." He brought a fist down on the table beside the cot. His head lowered and he gave a long sigh. "It can not be helped I guess." He smiled. "You must be tired, get some rest. Looks like we'll be sent off to war against Wei soon."
Before the younger general could protest he was handed his mask. "And don't take it off again unless you want every man in camp here. They act like you're a sport! Either way, you'll get more visitors soon. Try to get some sleep before they bombard you." With that the older man left.
**
Zhen Ji snapped at the little maid who was supposed to be helping her into her newest "gift". Cao Pi had gone out and gotten drunk....again. Of course when he was drunk was the only time that he bought her anything. Was there anything worse than this dress? It showed off more of her body than was seemly. But she would be damned if she would allow Xu Huang's punishment to go on any longer.
"Suck in your stomach my lady and think thin. I'll lace you up."
With a nod, she did as the maid requested, holding tightly onto her golden flute. Soon the dress was wrapped snug around her body, clinging like a lover to each curve of her body.
"There you go my lady. Pretty as a picture you are."
She nodded once to the maid and started down the hall, intent on seeing her husband. A scream disrupted the air and she froze, her eyes wide. The screams had been coming with longer and longer breaks in between. Would Lord Cao Cao allow a good general to be killed because of bad luck? She started forward again, trying hard not to run.
As luck would have it, she found her husband quickly, located in a small private garden. Unfortunately, he was holding court with five other generals. Taking as deep a breath as the dress would allow she started forward. "Husband, a word with you."
Her damn husband had apparently not begun sobering up yet. He smiled at her, tried to take a step forward, tottered, then stepped back to his original position. "Come here sweet wife."
She took a small step forward. Cao Pi was not known for being the nicest man while drunk. No, he belonged more to the subset that were known for their violence.
"I would rather we speak alone." She shifted from one foot to another.
"Say what you want. I have nothing to fear from my generals."
Fear shot through her. Her husband would have to be mislead to her real reasons, if no Xu Huang's punishment would far worse than it already was. Everything had a price, and it was time to find out what this newest price would be. "It is about General Xu Huang."
She watched her husband's reaction. Nothing yet screamed of danger. She sauntered over to him, sliding her arms around his neck, and nibbled gently on his earlobe. "Husband, you spend too much time worried about his recent punishment, and not enough on attending to me."
Cao Pi ran his hands along her body. "You missed me?"
She plastered a fake smile on. "But of course my lord. You have not graced my bed since we have returned." She leaned her head against his chest. "Why don't you stop punishing Xu Huang? He did manage to bring me safely back to you after all."
Her husband leered at her. "Didn't know you missed me." He roughly pinched one of her breasts. "Hows about you show me how much you missed me, and I'll forget about the general."
He shoved her down to her knees on the ground.
Her husband couldn't possibly mean that.......could he?
The man began undoing his pants. Her blood began to pound. Here? In front of everyone?
"When you're done you can give the others a reason not to punish Xu Huang as well." The generals around her watched with narrowed eyes, some even licking their lips.
Revulsion rolled through her stomach, causing it to heave. She was in too deep though. Who knew what they might do to the man if she didn't win him some favor. With a fake smile on her face she looked up at her husband. "But of course my love."
**
It was too hot to be outside. Sun Ce wiped sweat off his forehead and sighed. All he wanted was a nice long drink and to see Da Qiao stroll by in that deliciously short skirt. Was that too much to ask for? His sister better be grateful for all he was enduring for her.
The sound of dirt crunching under shoes brought his head up. A man walked towards him wearing stark white robes and holding an even whiter fan. Well it looked like the day was finally winding down.
Well, no time like the present to get everything over with. The Wu lord crossed the distance between them with his ground-eating stride. "You must be Zhuge Liang, right?" He stuck out his hand. "Name's Sun Ce." The young lord craned his head to the side. "So Liu Bei can't be bothered to meet his future wife?" So where was he? He had seemed decent on the battlefield.
The strategist waved the fan, creating a soft breeze. "My lord is busy personally over seeing that everything will be ready for Lady Sun's arrival. He is insuring that all the creature comforts are there for her. It would embarrass Shu for their lady to be in a lowly soldier's tent."
The young general waved one hand nonchalantly. "Naw. Sis has been in and out of the soldiers' tents all her life. Matter of fact that's why they love her so much." He crossed his arms over his chest. So he wasn't even going to shake hands? What kind of people was Liu Bei dealing with now a days?
"My lord?" The strategist had turned white as his robes.
What was a matter with the strategist? He was fine a second ago. "She's used to being in some tent. She sleeps in them so often we tease her about not needing rooms at all."
The strategist grew even paler if that was possible. "She does?"
"Yea. She's been doing it for years now. Pop claims no matter how uncomfortable her surroundings, she can fall always fall asleep at the end of the day."
The man's eyes were about to bug out of his head. "Thank you Lord Sun Ce. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm afraid I must ride ahead to speak to my lord." The man ran off, his robes flapping in the wind.
"Errr, sure, no problem." He chuckled as the man left. Probably wanted to make sure Liu Bei doesn't bankrupt the country trying to please sis.
Footsteps rushed in from behind. Before he could turn he was hit on the top of his head by a fan. Pain blossomed through his skull. "What the hell?" The bellow came out louder than he expected.
"You idiot! Do you know what you just did?" Da Qiao was furious.
"Just saved Shu from bankrupting itself trying to satisfy Shang Xiang?" He shrugged. She was so pretty when she was angry. Those perfect pert breasts were heaving with each giant breath she took.
"No!" Her brown eyes flashed. "You basically just implied to Shu's main strategist that your sister has slept with every man in Wu!" Pulling her hand back she slapped his cheek, then took off in a huff.
What was she talking about? He would never imply anything like that about his sister. Women were weird.
**
Sima Yi rolled the map out to its full length. The raid against Shu had gone well, but Liu Bei's brat had not been caught. Jiang Wei had cleverly hidden the brat with one of the lesser-known generals and Zhuge Liang's bitch.
Lord Cao Cao was most displeased to discover that Wei had been given a chance at the child and failed. General Xu Huang had finally stopped being punished for not having succeeded. At least the screams had stopped now. It had taken everything in the strategist's power to be able to concentrate on the newest developments in the whole Shu/Wu relationship, between the pleas for mercy and the almost hoarse yells of pain.
It appeared though that everything was not as peaceful as it should be between the two kingdoms. There was a providence that should have been returned to Wu that was not. How easy it would be to send to Wu offering them aid against the "evil" Shu. All it would take would be one fatal strike against Wu's one and only princess, Lady Sun.
With a smile on his face he picked up a pen, and began writing to his servant in Nanman. The raid had been just a small setback. Soon Shu, along with Zhuge Liang, would be ground under his heel.
**
chapter 16: What has Sima Yi started? And what is Yue Ying going to see?
**
Guan: I won't tell your sis I called you a doll if you don't. Don't feel sorry for Sun Ce. He's too dense to figure out certain things. But we love him anyhow! Yes, poor Yaners is all hurt, but that's okay. He needs to rest for a bit anyhow. Well if you found out the man who you believed force your sister to become a whore was alive you would be a bit upset yourself....as for Zhou Yu and Kongming...I swear I've seen someone else do it but I can't remember where. If anyone else can figure out where I might have seen it I'd love to give them credit, but honestly it would be an easy mistake. Everyone who seems them thinks he and Zhang He are ladies. Poor guys! Too pretty for their own good.
Vegg: I can't wait to see what else you have planned for poor Zhuge Liang and Yue Ying in your stories. I hate to say it, but I can't write Zhuge Liang correctly so I always turn him into Super Horny Man! Besides, he comes across as the kind who would act all proper but chase ever skirt that passed. Poor Yue Ying!
Mystic Azure Girl: I thought you were the one that did it. I really would love to see another chapter added to any of your stories, I admit I know only bare bones to FF storylines. I'm abnormal. I just can't play those game. My brother blames it on my psychotic train of thought, while I blame it on his ability to mentally undress the characters.....I doubt I'll allow Yu and Zhuge Liang to get much further in this storyline. I have too many other plotlines coming along, though you're more than welcome to kick around Sun Ce. Ugh! How can he be so dense?!