SAVE THE FANDOM!
Don't let Everworld die people! Say it with me! "I do believe in Everworld. I do - I do!"
Whew. On with the fic.
"I hate you."
David didn't even look up. "I know."
"No, I'm serious this time. I hate you. I'm as big as a fucking house."
"Only because you're eating everything in sight."
Christopher's lower lip began to tremble. "You just called me fat."
"Christopher – "
"You fucking called me fat. Don't deny it."
David bit down on his lower lip. "Christopher – "
"Fat. I'm as big as the barrel of pork in the kitchen. Yesterday you were out at the training fields trying to decide who was bigger – me or the horses!"
"Chris, you're not fat."
Christopher shook his head back and forth. "Yes, I am."
"No, you're not. You're pregnant."
"That's why I'm fat, goddamn it! You knocked me up and my feet disappeared!"
Christopher looked so outraged that David gave up and burst out laughing, and didn't stop until Christopher came over and smacked him upside the head.
I'm considering a series. Christopher is even more dysfunctional with all these hormones rushing around in him. rubs hands together evilly