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Oro Man!!!
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Dun....dundundundun....DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN!!!!!!!!!
"ORO MAN TO THE RESCUE!!!!!" Kenshin shouted, jumping off the roof of the dojo in....O.O;;;....in tights and a cape, with underwear over his head. "Come my faithful assistant!" Kenshin said, pulling out from behind him -
O.O;;;; A washtub???
Kenshin put the washtub down on the roof, and then sat in it. "Off we go!" He shouted, slowly sliding down the roof.
By this time, Kaoru and Yahiko had come running to see what all of Kenshin's shouting was about.
Kaoru stood in front of the dojo, wide eyed. "Kenshin! Get off the roof right now! You're going to hurt yourself!" she yelled.
"Mwahahahaha! The great Oro Man is INDESTRUCTIB-" Kenshin began to say, right before he slid entirely off the roof.
Kenshin hit the ground with a loud bang, and an oro. :D
Swirly-eyed, Kenshin stood up, now holding the washtub over his head. He cleared his throat and began to shout again. "Like I said....ORO MAN TO THE RESCUE!!!!!"
Kenshin ran out of the dojo, and down the road, into town.
Kenshin ran through the crowded streets with the washtub on his head, people staring at him as he did.
"Never fear! For ORO MAN IS HERE!!!" Kenshin shouted, finally stopping in front of a house where the front door was open.
O.O;;; "Kenshin, man....what are you doing?" asked a petrified Sano.
"Here to save people of course!" Kenshin said, standing there proudly.
-.-;;; "Kenshin. Go back to the dojo, no one here's in trouble." Sano insisted.
"Yes there is."
"No there's not."
"Yes there is."
"No...." Sano said through gritted teeth. "Now c'mon little buddy, go home, please?"
"I will save you!!!" Kenshin yelled, jumping past Sano.
Sano caught the end of Kenshin's cape, and pulled him back.
"You dare to try and attack the almighty ORO MAN????? Well then, YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY FLYING SNOT AERIAL NAILFILE!!!!!" Kenshin shouted....O.O;;;; pulling out a nail file, and holding it up.
Sano let go of Kenshin's cape and slowly backed away from him.... "Kenshin...man...caaaaalm down....." he said, holding up his hands innocently, "I wasn't tryin'a hurt ya man....ehehehehehe...."
"FEEL THE WRATH OF ORO MAN, EVIL DOOER!" (A/N: hehe... dooer...sounds like doo doo :)
"NYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kenshin shouted as he chased his friend around with his um....o.- snot covered nail file.
"KENSHIN!!!!!!!!! STOP MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'VE LOST IT!!!!!! I don't wa-" Sano shouted, until he felt something odd in his ear.
He stopped running, looked over, and saw Kenshin standing there, pointing the nail file into his ear, and standing there with the stupidest grin imaginable on his face.
Sano's face grew red. "Why I oughtta...." Sano growled.
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW FOLKS!!!! WILL KENSHIN EVER BE SANE AGAIN? WILL SANO TRY AND KILL HIS BEST FRIEND? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON.....ORO MAN!!!!!!!!
A/N: 0:) hehehehe....I got kinda bored soooooo...mwehehehehe I wrote this swirly eyes BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! :) reviews are appreciated, they are. Thank you and have a nice day.
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