What can I say? I am a really fast typer, I absolutely love writing and I have STUDY HALL first hour. So I will easily be able to update my chapters. I hope this makes some of you guys happy. lol. I hate when people write, but they wont update a chapter for MONTHS! Other then the fact that I have weight training, Lacrosse and I go to every football game to cheer on my best friend for the championships (We are 9-1 right now!) i'm mostly on my computer. So I update frequently. I might start another story here soon. I realized this one is...well...just like the books only outta order. Michael liking her, shes a princess befor Mr.G came in and I havn't even put any Josh Richter in here yet! How silly of me!

The ride to school was awkward. Lars seemed to be driving slowly down the street, (Even tho when I glanced at the speedometer, he was at a cruzing speed of 65.), It was oddly warm for mid october, and Lilly was babbling.

"So I was thinking that this week on Lilly Tells it Like it Is we could go to Central Park and ask people what they thought abought the Polo Dortin virus."

I had zero clue what she was talking abought. All I could think abought was Mr.Gianinis naked, hairy body laying in my mothers yellow and pink floral sheets with the big Sesimi Noodles stain on the end. I think Michael noticed I was disterbed or something, becasue he was starring at me, then waved a hand to me.

"Mia? Mia you alright you look a little tired."

Gee, thanks Michael. You look tired is nice way of saying 'You look like shit'. I forced a smile on my face, perking up a bit as Lilly kept babbling abought how Boris thought it was ridiculous Carneigie Hall was being closed for Ghost Huntings.

"Yeah I'm fine. I'm, tired, I was up late working on my Algebra homework...." And then I forced this totally fake yawn. I hope Michael doesn't know his yawns from fake to real.

"Did you get it all done?"

How sweet of him to be concerned of my grade. "Yeah I did. It was hard, I don't think its right...."

"Well in G & T today I can help you if you want? Ya know, so you don't have to stay up late again."

Awww...

"Mia! I totally forgot!" Lilly interupted Michaels and I, once again with her loud shriek. "Boris asked me to the halloween dance finally! I mean, I know were planning it but ya know how chicken he is."

What? Lilly has a date now (Not that we all knew they were gonna go together) but that was still a weeks away, and she already had a date! (Actully this friday) Then heres me, alone. No boys wanna dance with a 5-foot- nine giant. Guess that could be my halloween costume.

Michael looked pained to as he saw my expression. Maybe he was a bit freaked at his little sister dancing with a sweater tucking nerd. But what he said was defiently not sympothy for Lilly, it was for me.

"Yeah. Judy asked me lastnight. Seems her Trinity boyfriend can't go. He has to go to Vermont."

His words were slow, carefully choosen.

No...Way! I'm completely screwed! Why did everything bad have to happen! Michael was so gonna ask me! I didn't wanna ask him becasue I wasn't into the whole Saddie Hawkins stuff. Actully, student council voted those dances out. Guess the boys regret voting for a 90 girl student council. But now, Judy, was going, to the dance, with Michael. Great, what were they gonna dress as, a computer and Bill Gates?

I groaned, sinking into my seat as the limo pulled into the parking lot. Not as many kids stared, by now they were used to a limo pulling in everyday.

"Mia, you ok?" Michael began gathering his stuff, never letting his eyes venture off me.

I didn't answer. I swung the doors open, jumping outta the limo, not even waiting for Lilly. She knew were my locker was, right next to the PDA couple of the year.

"Mia! Mia wait up!" I heard Lilly screaming down the halls as I ran to my locker. I just wanted to gather my things, and go to Algebra. Even algebra sounded good right now. It wouldn't be hallf as bad as watching Michael sway with Judy Gershner to 'Hey Jude'. Or see Judys Long frekaly arms around his neck.

As I began to turn the dial on my lock, as quick as I could, my hair probly looking like a fairly large Yield sign right abought now, I could hear Lana and Joshs lips smacking together. Was the whole world filled with love? Was there an odd number of people in the world, and I was the one alone?

"Mia? What the hell was up with your little scene there?!" Lilly finally caught up to me, standing at my sides and flailing her arms around. I think she accedently hit Josh in the head casue I heard Lana yell "Freak!" and Josh letting go of her and yelling "Hey!" But did Lilly pay any attention? no.

"What scene? I didn't casue no scene!" I snapped at her, pulling out my algebra book, folder and notebook, then slammed the locker shut, turning to Lilly.

"Well as soon as I said Boris and I were going to the dance. You completely freaked! Its like you didn't expect us to be going or something!"

Good. She didn't notice that I had actully didn't casue a 'scene' till after Michael said something. She was so clueless.

"Sorry Lilly, I got to go!" But as soon as I turned away from her, Michael was standing right there, close, his arms reaching just a bit to touch my shoulders.

"Mia are you ok? You kinda freaked back there."

Mia Mia Mia!!! Mia you freak, Mia you freaked. Mia stop casuing scenes, Mia sit up straight, Mia sip your tea don't slurp! It was getting outta hand! Its like they expected me to be perfect. Oh, thats right, I am a princess of corse i'm perfect, and pretty and have great big breasts boys like to look at!

"Yea, I just need to hurry to Algebra!" I pushed past him, running down the halls towords Mr.Gianinis class. My converse hightops hitting against the floor with a smack as everyone stared at me. I'm sure they were thinking, 'Oh look, there goes the princess in her overalls and giant trianguler poofy hair.'

I burst into algebra, only three other people in ther, quietly sitting there to themselves. Mr.G looked at me from his desk, standing up quickly as I was outta breath. I think he was suprised to see me so early.

"Mia is everything ok?"

Ok, it had to end there. I threw my books down on my desk, shouting so loud, it drew people to glance in here from the halls.

"Yes Mr.G I am just Gravy! Now can everyone please leave me alone!" I stomped my foot, throwing my arms back. "Just casue I can't sip tea and recite the Genovian pledge of alegence yet doesn't mean i'm a freak!"

Mr.Gianini stared at me, a little taken back by all this. He walked over, slinging an arm around my shoulder and guiding me to the door. "Mia I want you to go to my office, and sit down to wait for me. I think you and I need to have a little talk."

A little talk? Abought what Mr.G? You and my mom rolling around in her yellow Pier-1 sheets? The fact that your tounge was down her throat within the last few days? Or do you wanna keep it completly buisness, and discuss the D- I got on our last quiz?

"Ok." Was all I ended up saying.

I sat there, in Mr.Gs office for abought 10 mins. The ticking of time going by from the clock was the only sound in the room. I sat in a small red chair infront of his desk. Pictures of his nephew nicely set up in frames. I know it was his nephew, casue I had asked abought him befor. He was a real cute kid. Around the age of 5. He was gonna bring him to class someday.

The silence was finally broke after awhile as Mr.G stepped in. I didnt turn to look at him. I stayed, spaced out, focused on the picture of his nephew. He had the same eyes as Mr.G. But then again, him and his brother were twins. So I guess he had Mr.Gs brothers eyes.

He sat down in his large black chair, intwining his fingers together and letting his fists sit ontop of his desk. We sat like that, quietly for a moment, never making eye contact.

"Well Mia. Seems we have a few things to discuss."

I knew what was coming. This wasn't buisness. This was personal stuff, things most kids didn't share with their algebra teachers. Oh why couldn't he have slept with Lanas mother? Why my mother, of all the thousands of kids mothers at AEHS, he had to sleep with my mom.

"Mia, I know, this must be awkward for you. But I think you'll feel better if we talk abought it."

I could feel the tears stinging my eyes. I think he could tell since I had been starring at the picture the whole time, and now my eyes were watery.

"I really like your mother. And what, we did is a natural thing for grownups to do." He choose his words carefully. It was like he was talking to a 5 year old, who had just walken in on the dirty deed.

We sat there for a few minuets again, Mr.G just as uncomftorable as me. Oh why wouldn't this end!? He has a class to teach! Just leave me!

"I just want you to know, I will never hurt your-"

I cut him off there. I had heard enough. I stood abruptly, the red chair flying back a bit. I think I looked like a giant as I stood up casue Mr.G looked up at me wide eyed, fearing I might stomp on him with my big ski feet. "Can we not discuss this! Its not just you and my mother getting busy thats upset me lately! You don't understand whats going on in my life your just a teacher!"

And with that, I turned, storming outta his room and heading back to class. I would not attend his class that day. It would be to hard for both of us. Instead, I threw open the door where tons of kids were running around the room, talking loudy and dancing. Each one of them stopped what they were doing and glancing at me as I grabed my books leaving class. I didn't know where I was going, but I think I might have Lars come and pick me up.

"Hmmmm. A change could defintely be good Amelia...."

"Whats wrong with how I look?"

Grandmere looked like at me disgusted. Like I asked where the bathrooms were and burped really loud. "Amelia. A Princess' apperance is one of the most importent things. If you are gonna be a princess, you must look it....."

I just rolled my eyes. It seems in order to be a princess I had to be beautiful, wich I wasn't. Grandmere snapped her fingers once, and held a drink in her other hand, rasing the clear glass to her lips and taking a sip. No sooner had she done that, I was quickly grabbed by grandmeres assistant Constance. I felt myself being rushed out the door, and down the stairs to the Limo, where lars was waiting.

"Whats the hurry?"

"We got to get you a makeover your highness. We will not have Palo waiting...."

And she practically shoved me into the limo, shutting the door and Lars sped off.

As soon as I got situated, I leaned up to Lars.

"So, why didn't Grandmere come with?"

He waited a second befor answering, consintrating hard on the road. "She had a meeting today princess. She will be back when you are done."

I sighed. I can't belive I was being forced into this. I had to make belive to be happy and pertty.

We arrived there pretty quickly. As soon as lars opened the door for me, a couple of very pretty girls in Black aprons rushed out, grabbing me and bringing me in. They were talkign really fast! I couldn't understand a word they were saying!

"Oh Princess that Hair! What do you think we shall do with it Keely!?"

"I'm thinking long red layers. Face framed! What do you tink Jordan?"

"No no no! Her eyes are all wrong! I was thinking more like..."

This went on for a few minuets untill a rather, tall bald looking man in a black turtle neck appeard. "Ladies please. Put the Princess down I wil figure her out!"

The girls led me to a chair, where I sat down, Princess like of corse.

He stared at me, walking circles around my hair and scratching his chin. He kept "hum" ing, like he wasn't sure what to do. But then he shouted, snapping his fingers, "Ah ha!" wich made me jump.

"I got it!" He spoke, looking at the girls and signled them over. "Keely, Jordan. I got it..." He began whispering to them, and they set off to work on me.

"Mia. I want to introduce you, to Princess Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo."

He turned my chair around so I could my reflection in the mirror. As soon as I caught site of myself, I screamed. If I was one of those girly princess', I probly woulda fainted. I couldn't belive what they did to me! I was...blonde. And not to mention the fact that my hair had been chopped off! Well it was kinda, flary, flipped out looking. And look at all tht makeup! My eyes had this weird silver smokey look. And my eyeslashes had mascara (Even tho I like Mascara).

"I take that, as a, you don't like it, princess?"

I kinda wished I could scream 'Off with His head' and watch him get draged away. But I wouldn't want his head actully off for doing his job.

"Of corse she likes it."

I saw Grandmere walk in, smiling proudly at me. "Don'tcha, Amelia?"

I nodded quickly, getting outta my seat and runing over to the door. "Love it, can we go?!"

I really wasn't in the mood to stay any longer. I actully wasn't in the mood to see what Lilly would say, Or Michael, for that fact.

I had already had a hard day at school. Just wait till I got tomarrow....

Spell check doesn't work. So I am sory if anything is spelt wrong. hehe. Next chapter soon. Hope ya like please Review!