Bakura and his NOT SO SECRET diary
Summary: The long-awaited sequel to "Bakura and his SECRET diary"! XD Everyone knows Bakura has a secret pink diary with a fairy on it! O.o What will Bakura do?
A/N: I updated faster than usual! YAY!!! LOL XD
Oh yeah and a bit of OOC......
O.o
PG-13
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Friday 1st June 2004
Recess at Hikari's School
11:02am
Dear Diary,
Time for my plan to start! Bwahaha...
::stops writing::
"So, my friend, my buddy and my pal..." Bakura said wrapping an arm around Yami's shoulder. Yami, who was just shovelling down a sandwich, froze and gave a odd side-ways glance.
"Phat doth youff phant?" Yami said with his mouth full.
Bakura raised an eyebrow, "what did you say?"
Yami swallowed. "I said 'What do you want?'"
Laughing nervously, Bakura sweat dropped. "I just...wanted you to cooking..."
"Why can't you get Ryou to?"
Because you flipping gay moron, I'm trying to poison you and kill you, you fat head! And ooo... you're right, I should poison my stupid hikari too... but you first you stooge!
"Um...well...I wanted an expert..."
LIke as if you're one!
"Well...okay then..."
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha--
"...hey Yami! What's that? Ooo, let me try!"
Oh shit.
"Well, sure then Joey!" grinned Yami, handing a cookie to Joey.
"Than--"
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Bakura jumped and slapped the cookie out of Joey's hands, surprising both Joey and Yami. The cookie landed on the table.
"What-? Bakura?" muttered Joey.
"...oh shit, my plan is ruined!"
It all came pouring out. Bakura just rambled on and on.
"Ooo, it was so good until you came along, Joey! I put poison in the cookie so that I could kill the pharaoh, because he told everyone, everyone! And ooo, I'm going to kill my no good for a hikari too because he bought me that gay diary in the first place!!!! But ooo, ooo, when I get my revenge!!!!! My revenge!!!!!!!"
"Um...are you alright Bakura?" asked Yami. Joey picked up the cookie and shovelled it down and then--
::GAG:: ::COUGH:: ::GAG::
"A DOG BISCUIT!!!!!"
A...d-dog biscuit????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
That's funny
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha--
THEN WHERE THE FLIPPING HELL IS THE POISONED COOKIE??????????????????????????????????????????
O.o
"What did you say before about me Bakura?" Yami asked looking at Bakura suspiciously.
"Um...er...ahahahahaha...I'm so funny, yeah?" Bakura laughed nervously, edging slowly away.
He got up and quickly ran away.
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Will Bakura ever find the poisoned cookie?
Will Yami ever use his brain and figure out what Bakura is doing?
Will Bakura ever kill the pharaoh?
Will I ever shut up and update the next chapter to this story?
Who knows...
XD
Review please!