Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own The Legend Of Zelda. But I do own two Link toys! Oh, and a Ganondorf toy!
Welcome, to the most popular game show in hyrule, Who Wants To Win The Triforce! And here's your host, Ganondorf!
Ganon: Hello, and welcome to Who Wants To Win The Triforce! I am your host, Ganny Puffball! (Don't ask). Now lets meet our contestants, State your names, please.
Green Link: Link.
Blue Link: L-Link.
Purple Link: Link. Hey, ladies.
Yellow Link:.......................................
Green Link: (Snort) His name is Link.
Yellow Link: Nuh-uh! I'm Bob!
Red Link: Evil, evil, evil. (Notice's camera, chuckles nervously, then puts bloody knife away) I'm Link.
Ganny: Whatever. Ok, Links', before we start, lets interview each one of you, starting with Green Link.
Green: Ok. Throw it at me.
Ganny: (Throws camera at Link)
Green: I didn't mean literally!
Ganny: Why do you think you would win?
Green: Begins talking in HUGE scientific words.
Ganny: So we can understand you!
Green: (sigh) I think I'll win because I'm smarter than the rest.
I'll get the rest of the interviews in the next chapter if I get at LEAST 5 reviews. RR Please!