Disclaimer: I don't these characters and I probably never will.

This is my first attempt at writing a fan fiction so I hope you like it. The characters from FF4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10 and Kingdom Hearts are planning to throw a huge party. No FF6 character though because I don't know enough about them. Enjoy.

(Cloud picks up the phone in the Seventh Heaven and dials in a number)

Cloud: Come on, pick up...

(Someone's voice comes down through the phone)

Squall: Hello, this is the killer mercenary hotline. How can I help you?

Cloud: Its Cloud. I thought you were a mercenary?

Squall: (groans) Nah, I got demoted to a secretary.

Cloud: Bwahahahahaha... (rolls around on the ground in fits)

Squall: Shut up...

Cloud: hahahahahahahah...

Squall: SHUT UP!!!

Cloud: ha...

Squall: What the hell did you call for anyway?

Cloud: Oh yeah, we're holding a party and we're inviting just about everyone.

Squall: Sweet.

Cloud: Yup. So can you tell Rinoa, Zell, Selphie, Irvine, Quistis and anyone else you feel might like to come Leon.

Squall: Sure...hey, what did you just call me?

Cloud: I called you Leon, Leon.

Squall: MY NAME IS SQUALL!!! REMEMBER IT WELL!!!

Cloud: But last time I saw you, you were called Leon?

Squall: Geez, that was only during Kingdom Hearts, I've changed it back since then.

Cloud: Ah...

Squall: You were saying about the party? Where it is?

Cloud: We're planning on holding it at the Blitz Stadium in Luca.

Squall: Cool.

Cloud: I had an idea about turning the Blitz sphere into a giant Jacuzzi tub.

Squall: That is best idea ever! You deserve a Nobel Prize award.

Cloud: Really! Hold on a sec (turns around and shouts) not everyone thinks my ideas stupid Tifa!!!

Tifa: Ahhhh, shutup!

Squall: .........

Cloud: Anyway, can you get there at 7:00 on Sunday night?

Squall: Sure, I'll be there.

(Cloud hears the phone cut off and he puts his end down)

Cloud: Well that's one down and... errrr ... learning to count would help about now.

Tifa: Are you off the phone yet?

Cloud: (sighs) Yes Tifa...

Tifa: Don't give that tone with me boy!

Cloud: Where's Barret hiding?

Tifa: He's in one of those moods when you get upset and start to eat a lot.

Cloud: Why? Whats he upset about?

Tifa: You don't remember you called him a fat bastard!

Cloud: No I didn't!

Tifa: You did it ten minutes ago!

Cloud: I did?

Tifa: Yes!

Cloud: I must have been drunk!

Tifa: At six in the morning?

Cloud: Well, yeah.

Tifa: Look can you just go to the shop.

Cloud: Fine, what do you need?

Tifa: I need a bunch of snacks for the party so I have made a list for you to give to the shop keeper.

Cloud: Fine, seeya.

Well that's the first chapter, I hope this makes the grade. The next chapter will be about Clouds fun at the Shop of Evil!