Disclaimer: These characters are mine! All mine! Bwahahahaha! Wha-? What do you mean they're not? Fine, I don't own these characters... yet.
Wow. The third chapter, I'm surprised I've even got a first one. Oh well. This is about Clouds trip back to the Seventh Heaven in the truck he, errrr... borrowed... ... yeah, borrowed. That's exactly what he did. Hehehehehe...
(Cloud is skipping through a meadow of blossoming flowers. Birds are singing in the air and the sun is shining brightly. And then......... he wakes up!)
Cloud: (groans and rubs his eyes) I don't wanna go to school!
(He then notices the rather large tree in front of the truck)
Cloud: OH SHI-!
(The truck collides with the tree and he flies through the front window and smacks his head on the tree, breaking it in half! About five minutes before this happened though, in a bush not far away, an ambush is being planned)
Pikachu 1: Pika pikachu chu!? (Translation: How are we going to take out this bastard!?)
Pikachu 2: Chu pika pika chu pikachu? (Translation: How about we bite his testicles off?)
Pikachu 3: Pikachu! Pika pikachu pika! (Translation: No way! I'll never get the taste out!)
Pikachu 4: Pika pika? Chu pika! (How about this? Scoop him!)
Pikachu 2: ......... (Translation: .........)
Pikachu 1: Piii-ka... chu pikachu? (Translation: Ooo-kay... anyone else?)
Pikachu 5: Pika pikachu chu pikachu!? (Translation: How about we shove a firework up his ass and light it!?)
Pikachu 3: Pika. Pi chu pikachu pika! (Translation: Perfect. But we shove it up sideways!)
All: Pikachu! (Translation: To Victory!)
Pikachu 4: Chu pi pika pika? (Translation: That's great and all but one thing?)
All apart from 4: Chu? (Translation: What?)
Pikachu 4: Pikachu pi pika pikachu chu! (Translation: That trees about to crush us!)
(They all look up to see the large tree falling down at them)
All: PI CH-! (Translation: OH SHI-!)
Tree: Oh great! I think I fell in something nasty!
Cloud: (Looks at bloody mess under tree) Yep! Wait a minute! A talking tree? Am I drunk?
Tree: Drunk? Oh, errrrr, yeah. You're totally, errrr... tanked.
Cloud: Phew! I though I was going crazy!
Tree: Just sod off all ready!
Cloud: Geez fine! What crawled up your roots and died!
(He walks over to the wrecked truck and pulls the back door open to see just 2 bags of shopping)
Cloud: That sod! He only gave me two bags! Next time we meet, he will pay!
(He jumps into the back of the truck and read the writing on the bags)
Cloud: 'Enchanted bag' hmmmm. Lets see what else it says... 'each bag can hold fifty times the amount of a normal bag. WARNING! DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN!' Yeah right, what a load pf bull.
(He picks up the bag and attempts to tip out the contents. Suddenly a whole load of food starts to pour out and bounces everywhere. An orange smacks him in the eye and as for the pineapple... well, have a guess. About an hours worth of attempts later, he finally manages to get everything back in the bag)
Cloud: Well. I've learnt a valuable lesson today! .........I can't quite remember what that is right now but I'm sure it was important.
(He starts to walk down the road, mainly cos the trucks completely fucked. After a while he spots a building ahead)
Cloud: Hmmm... seems to be one of Rin's places.
(He runs up to the front of the building and looks at it with a confused expression)
Cloud: Wait a minute! 'Rin's Hooker Agency'! WTF!
(Suddenly Don Corneo walks out looking rather pleased. A little too please dif you ask me)
Don: Phwoar! That place is great! And they have just my type too!
Cloud: What the hell are you doing here!
Don: Hmmm... I wonder why I would have just walked out of a whore-for-hire establishment!
Cloud. Ah touché! But what did you mean 'my type'!
Don: Well... remember when you were in drag and you were trying to infiltrate my business.
Cloud: Yeah...
Don: And I choose you because you looked so God damn hot!
Cloud: Maybe... go on...
Don: Well... ever since then I've sort of had a fetish for men in drag.
Cloud: .........
Don: Well aren't you going to say anything?
Cloud: .........Aaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh!!!
(Cloud runs off swinging the shopping in mid air)
Cloud: Aaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh!!!
(Runs Back)
Cloud: Aaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh!!!
(Kicks Don in the balls and runs off again)
Cloud: Aaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh!!!
Don: Oooooohhhhh... my gonads...
(Just then Seymour comes out of the 'Rin's Hooker Agency' and spots Don collapsed on the floor with his ass in the air)
Seymour: Oh goody! Time to take advantage!
(The screen fades to black. Muffled cries are heard and then a rather nasty noise is heard. You know, the same kind of noise as in the South Park movie when Satan and Saddam were... well, you know. Busy)
Well that's chapter three done. Not bad. In case you're wondering, a 'scoop' as pikachu 4 said is when you cup your hand and 'scoop' another persons groin. Bit of a joke in the college. Get ready for chapter 4 which Cloud finally arrives home. We get to see Barret after his errrrr... eating spree and Aeris is completely pissed out of her head. Who would have thought a drunken ancient could cause so much trouble. And don't worry. The party will come soon.
Wow. The third chapter, I'm surprised I've even got a first one. Oh well. This is about Clouds trip back to the Seventh Heaven in the truck he, errrr... borrowed... ... yeah, borrowed. That's exactly what he did. Hehehehehe...
(Cloud is skipping through a meadow of blossoming flowers. Birds are singing in the air and the sun is shining brightly. And then......... he wakes up!)
Cloud: (groans and rubs his eyes) I don't wanna go to school!
(He then notices the rather large tree in front of the truck)
Cloud: OH SHI-!
(The truck collides with the tree and he flies through the front window and smacks his head on the tree, breaking it in half! About five minutes before this happened though, in a bush not far away, an ambush is being planned)
Pikachu 1: Pika pikachu chu!? (Translation: How are we going to take out this bastard!?)
Pikachu 2: Chu pika pika chu pikachu? (Translation: How about we bite his testicles off?)
Pikachu 3: Pikachu! Pika pikachu pika! (Translation: No way! I'll never get the taste out!)
Pikachu 4: Pika pika? Chu pika! (How about this? Scoop him!)
Pikachu 2: ......... (Translation: .........)
Pikachu 1: Piii-ka... chu pikachu? (Translation: Ooo-kay... anyone else?)
Pikachu 5: Pika pikachu chu pikachu!? (Translation: How about we shove a firework up his ass and light it!?)
Pikachu 3: Pika. Pi chu pikachu pika! (Translation: Perfect. But we shove it up sideways!)
All: Pikachu! (Translation: To Victory!)
Pikachu 4: Chu pi pika pika? (Translation: That's great and all but one thing?)
All apart from 4: Chu? (Translation: What?)
Pikachu 4: Pikachu pi pika pikachu chu! (Translation: That trees about to crush us!)
(They all look up to see the large tree falling down at them)
All: PI CH-! (Translation: OH SHI-!)
Tree: Oh great! I think I fell in something nasty!
Cloud: (Looks at bloody mess under tree) Yep! Wait a minute! A talking tree? Am I drunk?
Tree: Drunk? Oh, errrrr, yeah. You're totally, errrr... tanked.
Cloud: Phew! I though I was going crazy!
Tree: Just sod off all ready!
Cloud: Geez fine! What crawled up your roots and died!
(He walks over to the wrecked truck and pulls the back door open to see just 2 bags of shopping)
Cloud: That sod! He only gave me two bags! Next time we meet, he will pay!
(He jumps into the back of the truck and read the writing on the bags)
Cloud: 'Enchanted bag' hmmmm. Lets see what else it says... 'each bag can hold fifty times the amount of a normal bag. WARNING! DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN!' Yeah right, what a load pf bull.
(He picks up the bag and attempts to tip out the contents. Suddenly a whole load of food starts to pour out and bounces everywhere. An orange smacks him in the eye and as for the pineapple... well, have a guess. About an hours worth of attempts later, he finally manages to get everything back in the bag)
Cloud: Well. I've learnt a valuable lesson today! .........I can't quite remember what that is right now but I'm sure it was important.
(He starts to walk down the road, mainly cos the trucks completely fucked. After a while he spots a building ahead)
Cloud: Hmmm... seems to be one of Rin's places.
(He runs up to the front of the building and looks at it with a confused expression)
Cloud: Wait a minute! 'Rin's Hooker Agency'! WTF!
(Suddenly Don Corneo walks out looking rather pleased. A little too please dif you ask me)
Don: Phwoar! That place is great! And they have just my type too!
Cloud: What the hell are you doing here!
Don: Hmmm... I wonder why I would have just walked out of a whore-for-hire establishment!
Cloud. Ah touché! But what did you mean 'my type'!
Don: Well... remember when you were in drag and you were trying to infiltrate my business.
Cloud: Yeah...
Don: And I choose you because you looked so God damn hot!
Cloud: Maybe... go on...
Don: Well... ever since then I've sort of had a fetish for men in drag.
Cloud: .........
Don: Well aren't you going to say anything?
Cloud: .........Aaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh!!!
(Cloud runs off swinging the shopping in mid air)
Cloud: Aaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh!!!
(Runs Back)
Cloud: Aaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh!!!
(Kicks Don in the balls and runs off again)
Cloud: Aaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh!!!
Don: Oooooohhhhh... my gonads...
(Just then Seymour comes out of the 'Rin's Hooker Agency' and spots Don collapsed on the floor with his ass in the air)
Seymour: Oh goody! Time to take advantage!
(The screen fades to black. Muffled cries are heard and then a rather nasty noise is heard. You know, the same kind of noise as in the South Park movie when Satan and Saddam were... well, you know. Busy)
Well that's chapter three done. Not bad. In case you're wondering, a 'scoop' as pikachu 4 said is when you cup your hand and 'scoop' another persons groin. Bit of a joke in the college. Get ready for chapter 4 which Cloud finally arrives home. We get to see Barret after his errrrr... eating spree and Aeris is completely pissed out of her head. Who would have thought a drunken ancient could cause so much trouble. And don't worry. The party will come soon.