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Chapter 3
Sango's POV.
"Miroku...hand off the ass please!" I yelled at the perverted skater. Miroku wiggled his eyebrows and said "You know you like it, Sango. So don't bother trying to hide it from me!"
By this time I was blushing like hell and getting ready to kill Miroku. 'How can I like a pervert like him!?" I questioned my self. "Miroku...you have five seconds to run!" I yelled before I chased after him. "HEY! What about my five seconds!?!" He yelled over his shoulder at me.
"Five seconds isn't good enough for you!" I tackled him down in the grass and put him into a headlock. "Now, promise you will NEVER touch my ass again!" I yelled at him. "On one condition!" He said, his voice slightly muffled by the grass in his mouth.
"And what would that be, Mr. Pervert?" I asked. "You'll go to the formal with me?"
I was shell shocked for a min. until he asked again. "Well, will you?" Hmmm... "I guess I could squeeze you in...But do you promise not to touch my ass?!"
"YES!! I swear on all that is holy I will not touch it!" I think that's as good as any promise. "Alright then. You got your self a date." I watched as he crawled out from under me and do that "happy dance". Kagome had made this "happy dance" thing up when we were all still in jr. high, and some how it had stuck up until now...strange.
As I got up, I saw Kagome and Inuyasha approaching us. The strange this was they were holding hands.
"Well, well, well. Looks like little Kago is all grown up and snagged herself a man!" I started whistling at them. HAH! Their faces were priceless!
"Wh-what?! No, you guys got the wrong idea see we were just-" "Behind the school "making out of course!" Kagome cut in on what Inuyasha was going to say. "WHAT?!?! WE WERE NOT!! WE WERE JUST SIMPLY-" She but in again" Fine, fine, if you all must know, he was pleasuring me in a way I've never been pleasured before!"
"NO! I WAS NOT!! We weren't doing anything but talking!!!"
Such bad liars..."About what may I ask?" I asked. "Uh-...The formal...were uh..going together...I think..?" Inuyasha replied. "I said yes didn't I, baka?" Kago asked. "Well yah but...Never mind."
"AWWWW!!!! Whens the wedding? We need to start planning this wedding, Kagome!!" Kagome looked like she was just about to faint, and Inuyasha was smirking, but at the same time was blushing.
"Oh, come on now Sango! They're not the only ones..." Miroku told me as he slipped his arm over my shoulder. "Maybe a double ceremony?" I kicked Miroku in the shin, and then elbowed him in the stomach. "Stupid pervert, were not going out. So don't pretend we are. Now, I think I'll be heading off to my next class.." Before I could finish Miroku dragged me off to class.
Normal POV
"Well Inu muh boy, we best be going now!" Kagome wrapped her arm around his waist, causing him to blush. "U-uh, yah, sure."
But before they could get to class, Kikyo and her slutty friends came over to them. "Inuyasha, why are you hanging out with trash like her when you can be with me?" Kikyo asked while shoving Kagome out of the way so she could wrap her arms around his neck.
Inuyasha was having trouble breathing from all of the perfume she was wearing, and her breath smelt like dead fish. "Because Kagome doesn't treat everyone like shit, she's fun, shes nice, shes pretty, and she smells good. So, if you would please get your dirty little hands off of me, we would like to be on our way to class now." Inuyasha said, while shoving Kikyo off of him and wrapping his arm around Kag's waist, and walking off.
Inu's POV (SO MANY POVS!!! AHHHH!!!)
"Did you mean it?" I heard Kagome ask me. "Of course you, baka."
Together we walked to our next class. As we entered, everyone had taken their seats. Sango had saved Kagome and I a seat.
"Hmmm...Looks like I'll be teaching yet ANOTHER class today!" I heard Kag say."Alright class, take your seats please! Take out your assigned porno's and turned to page 15!! There you will see a very UNUSUAL position. Now pair up in partners and try it out. Please, only boys and girls. I don't want to see any gay action today, kids!"
I began cracking up, as did the rest of the class. I watched as Kagome cracked a smile and began writing various positions to try out on the board. "The 69 position is my personal favorite. It lets you explore the wonders of the boys and girls anatomy and-" I watched in horror as the principal walked in at the last minute and watched Kagome's lesson.
"Higurashi! How many times do I have to tell you?! When a teacher is late, you do NOT teach THIS stuff to THESE teenagers!! And look at this, our new student is even up here helping! 2 day suspension for the both of you!!" Just then, Miroku, Sango, and Kagura spoke up "Sir, It was us too. We persuaded them into doing it too." Said Sango. "Its true, it was our fault." Miroku said. "YAH! Give us suspension too!" Now it was Kagura that spoke.
"FINE! All of you have 2 days of suspension!! Now come up here and fill out your forms!! NOW!!"
"Were sorry sir, we were just letting their minds blossom into beautiful...gooey things...?" Kagome said. "I'm sure Higurashi. Now, all of you. Gather your things and get home immediately!"
"MOVE OUT SOLDIERS!!" Sango yelled and they all marched out of the room.
After they got their things, they headed out the front doors. "Soooo...Who wants to go to my house?" Kagome asked. "Kago, do you not remember what happened the last time we went to your house?" Miroku spoke up."Um...Well...kind of..." she replied. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN KINDA?!?!? WE TRASHED YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!" Sango joined in.
By now Inuyasha was butting into the conversation. "Well, Kago. I never knew you had it in you!" He said. "I have a lot of things in me that you don't have, nor want to know about. But, you guys. I wont invite the bikers this time! It will just be us five! Scouts honor!" And then it was settled, they were to go to Kagome's house to hang out for the two days of suspension.
As they arrived to Kag's family shrine, she hopped onto Inuyasha's back, pleading him to carry her up the stairs. "Come on! Please!" she begged. "NO! You'll break my back by the time we get up there!" he yelled back at her. "P-p-p-please don't do diss to me, I might develop a stutta." 'Oh yah, the Adam Sandler line always works...' she thought evilly. "Fine! But just this once! Tomorrow your carrying yourself up there!" 'I can't believe I fell for the Adam Sandler line...damnit!'
They entered her house and ran up the stairs, to Kagome's bedroom. Or as she likes to refer to it as her, "Luxurious Jail Cell".
Inuyasha observed her room with appreciation towards her taste. She had posters covering her bright orange walls, and had a black bed spread over her twin sized bed. She had a stereo upon her dresser, and a night stand with a lamp, alarm clock, and various objects such as Play-Doe, dirty dishes, thumb tacs, etc....'strange chick...' Inuyasha thought.
"I like the room." Inuyasha said to Kagome. "Of course you do! Everyone adores it...Alright yawl, what do you want to do?" Immediately Miroku was at her side. "I would just love to do you, Kago!" He exclaimed. "Can I take a rain check?" she asked before shoving him to the floor. Sango gave him help getting up before suggesting the game "Truth or Dare" (A/N: I despise this game!! argh!) "I'll go first...hmm...ok, Inuyasha. Truth or dare?" she asked, "Dare of course!" he replied back. "Alright..How 'bout you and Kagome make out in the closet? You know, seven minutes in heaven?"
By this time, Inuyasha's face became pale, and his heart was beating rapidly. 'oh my God...I've wanted to kiss her since I asked her to the formal, I guess now's my chance...'
¤!Inu's pov!¤
"Woo Hoo! Go get um tiger!!!" Miroku yelled as we both stepped in Kag's closet. My heart was beating a hundred miles per hour as we stepped into complete darkness. "Inu, are you sure you want to do this? Cuz, I could just mess up my hair and make it look like we were..you know, and they might believe us." She asked me. "No, Kag, I've been wanting to do this for a while now...and this might be my only chance to have you." Oh yah, great cheesy ass answer...she'll hate me for shore." Well, the feelings mutual then." I heard her say before her lips covered mine. I began to deepen the kiss by licking her lips for permission. She opened her lips willingly and our tongues battled for dominance.... damn do I sound like a freak or what?!
Sango opened the closet door, which ruined the moment and yelled as loud as she could "STOP PLAYING TOUNSIL HOCKEY AND GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE!!!!" We complied and hurried out of the closet, with our hair messy and our clothes all wrinkly from some serious touching. "DAMN! I WANT ME SOME OF THAT!!" Miroku yelled from Kagomes beanbag chair.
Kagome gave him the finger and said back to him "At least we can get some, you Fork! Now, my mom will be getting home in like 10 min. so get your asses back down stairs and watch Sponge Bob!!!" That got them moving.... damn was she demanding.
"Kagome...," I began "Your not angry or anything are you?"
"Why would I be angry?! I had no problem with doing that what so ever! Now, lets get down stairs. I'm hungry..." She replied as she ran down stairs to the kitchen.
"Alright, we gots the frozen pizza which I would recommend, but am not in the mood for, then we have peeps and ramen..." Kago trailed off as she pulled out a cup of ramen and a couple boxes of peeps.
"Mmm Mmm good!" She chanted as she gulped it all down, saving us none. "Kag, you pig! SHARE!" I yelled and tackled her to the ground. "NEVER!!" she yelled back and sat on top of me, straddling my waist. Her hair dangled in my face, tickling my cheeks to no end. "STOP IT DAMNIT! THAT TICKLES!!" I yelled at her. "Which part?" she asked and began laughing at me.
As she lowered her lips to mine, her mom just happened to walk in with her little brother. "OH! Were sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you two giving me grandchildren. Please, please continue where you left off at and we'll go about our business......" Kagomes mom trailed off, and began babbling about how cute her grandchildren would be.
"MOM! You've got it all wrong! Its not like that, not at all!" Kagome told her mom. "But, mom. This is Inuyasha. He's taking me to the Summer formal."
"Oooooh, so this is the mystery man we've been hearing so much about? Well, he's a doll. I'm sure he'll give us cute babies! Well, I best be off to cook diner. Would you like to stay Inuyasha?" Her mom asked me, though all of this was kind of creepy as HELL!
"Errr...Suuuure."
"Great! Well, San', 'Roku, you both are welcomed to stay also!"
Normal POV
"We would love to Mrs. Higurashi, but me and Roku here have a.date...tonight. But thanks anyways for the offer, got to go bye!" Sango yelled as she ran out the door with Miroku trailing after her.
"Um, Mom, Inu' and I will be up stairs while you...cook or what ever the hell you do in that kitchen. Yell at us when its time to come down."
"Alright dear! But, Kagome. Remember I want plenty of Grandchildren, so you two go at 'IT' for a while, okay??" Kagomes mother replied back to her.
"MOM! For the last time, were not dating! Were just going to the Bob Forsaken formal!!" 'Buuut...If he wants more then that....' Kagome though as her and Inuyasha entered her room.
She collapsed on her bed and snuggled into the comfort. What happened next surprised her. Inuyasha crawled into the bed with her and began to stroke her back. "'Gome...", he whispered into her ear. "Did you really want to go the formal with me, or did you just do it out of pity?" worry was evident in his voice.
"Inu! Of course I wanted to!! Why would you think I didn't?" She asked, a bit worried of his answer.
"Well, because...I just thought you might want someone more popular or richer then me...Someone who could buy you all the nice things you deserve, someone who's better then I am.." Kagome stopped him right there.
"Inuyasha, were not even going out yet, you just asked me to the dance is all. Plus, you really are a great guy. You might be ignorant as hell sometimes but still, your better then everyone else. Your not stuck up, your funny, you have great taste in music, clothes, and sports. Hell, I could go on forever!"
"Well...I could change the part about us not going out...if you want?" He gave her his best 'cute' look, which looked like a little kid. 'Awwww..Hes so cute!' she thought happily
"Inu, are you asking me out or somthin'???" she asked
"Yes...?"
"Yes."
"Yes??!!?"
"Yes."
Kag's POV
Either what I did was a spur of the moment, or I really wanted to do this. I'll take door number two, Regis! I turned to him and moved my lips to his, closing my eyes in the process. As our lips touched- "KAG!!!! Mom says its time-.... MOOOOOOMMM!!!!! KAGOME AND INUYASHA ARE HAVING SEX!!!!" After his little comment, he began to grin at the two of us, thinking we would surely get in deep shit.
"SOUTA!! They're giving us babys!! Now, leave them alone and let them do what's left of their job!!" I heard my Majha yell. HAH! Take that you little fucker! "Stupid num nuts, get out of here before I slice what's left of your dick off!" I yelled at Souta, and smiled in glee as he ran to his room, slamming my door shut while doing so.
"Now, where were we?" Inu said as we began to make out again, but this time on my bed. Oh yah, something to stop the impact!
Tis the third chapter.....oui..it is....Please, reviews are wanted. AND MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: *sigh* I dont own inu and co. I don't own anything...DONATIONS ARE WANTED!! I'm looking for t.v.'s, stereos, CD's, ANYTHING!! Spank you all and have a nice day!!
Chapter 3
Sango's POV.
"Miroku...hand off the ass please!" I yelled at the perverted skater. Miroku wiggled his eyebrows and said "You know you like it, Sango. So don't bother trying to hide it from me!"
By this time I was blushing like hell and getting ready to kill Miroku. 'How can I like a pervert like him!?" I questioned my self. "Miroku...you have five seconds to run!" I yelled before I chased after him. "HEY! What about my five seconds!?!" He yelled over his shoulder at me.
"Five seconds isn't good enough for you!" I tackled him down in the grass and put him into a headlock. "Now, promise you will NEVER touch my ass again!" I yelled at him. "On one condition!" He said, his voice slightly muffled by the grass in his mouth.
"And what would that be, Mr. Pervert?" I asked. "You'll go to the formal with me?"
I was shell shocked for a min. until he asked again. "Well, will you?" Hmmm... "I guess I could squeeze you in...But do you promise not to touch my ass?!"
"YES!! I swear on all that is holy I will not touch it!" I think that's as good as any promise. "Alright then. You got your self a date." I watched as he crawled out from under me and do that "happy dance". Kagome had made this "happy dance" thing up when we were all still in jr. high, and some how it had stuck up until now...strange.
As I got up, I saw Kagome and Inuyasha approaching us. The strange this was they were holding hands.
"Well, well, well. Looks like little Kago is all grown up and snagged herself a man!" I started whistling at them. HAH! Their faces were priceless!
"Wh-what?! No, you guys got the wrong idea see we were just-" "Behind the school "making out of course!" Kagome cut in on what Inuyasha was going to say. "WHAT?!?! WE WERE NOT!! WE WERE JUST SIMPLY-" She but in again" Fine, fine, if you all must know, he was pleasuring me in a way I've never been pleasured before!"
"NO! I WAS NOT!! We weren't doing anything but talking!!!"
Such bad liars..."About what may I ask?" I asked. "Uh-...The formal...were uh..going together...I think..?" Inuyasha replied. "I said yes didn't I, baka?" Kago asked. "Well yah but...Never mind."
"AWWWW!!!! Whens the wedding? We need to start planning this wedding, Kagome!!" Kagome looked like she was just about to faint, and Inuyasha was smirking, but at the same time was blushing.
"Oh, come on now Sango! They're not the only ones..." Miroku told me as he slipped his arm over my shoulder. "Maybe a double ceremony?" I kicked Miroku in the shin, and then elbowed him in the stomach. "Stupid pervert, were not going out. So don't pretend we are. Now, I think I'll be heading off to my next class.." Before I could finish Miroku dragged me off to class.
Normal POV
"Well Inu muh boy, we best be going now!" Kagome wrapped her arm around his waist, causing him to blush. "U-uh, yah, sure."
But before they could get to class, Kikyo and her slutty friends came over to them. "Inuyasha, why are you hanging out with trash like her when you can be with me?" Kikyo asked while shoving Kagome out of the way so she could wrap her arms around his neck.
Inuyasha was having trouble breathing from all of the perfume she was wearing, and her breath smelt like dead fish. "Because Kagome doesn't treat everyone like shit, she's fun, shes nice, shes pretty, and she smells good. So, if you would please get your dirty little hands off of me, we would like to be on our way to class now." Inuyasha said, while shoving Kikyo off of him and wrapping his arm around Kag's waist, and walking off.
Inu's POV (SO MANY POVS!!! AHHHH!!!)
"Did you mean it?" I heard Kagome ask me. "Of course you, baka."
Together we walked to our next class. As we entered, everyone had taken their seats. Sango had saved Kagome and I a seat.
"Hmmm...Looks like I'll be teaching yet ANOTHER class today!" I heard Kag say."Alright class, take your seats please! Take out your assigned porno's and turned to page 15!! There you will see a very UNUSUAL position. Now pair up in partners and try it out. Please, only boys and girls. I don't want to see any gay action today, kids!"
I began cracking up, as did the rest of the class. I watched as Kagome cracked a smile and began writing various positions to try out on the board. "The 69 position is my personal favorite. It lets you explore the wonders of the boys and girls anatomy and-" I watched in horror as the principal walked in at the last minute and watched Kagome's lesson.
"Higurashi! How many times do I have to tell you?! When a teacher is late, you do NOT teach THIS stuff to THESE teenagers!! And look at this, our new student is even up here helping! 2 day suspension for the both of you!!" Just then, Miroku, Sango, and Kagura spoke up "Sir, It was us too. We persuaded them into doing it too." Said Sango. "Its true, it was our fault." Miroku said. "YAH! Give us suspension too!" Now it was Kagura that spoke.
"FINE! All of you have 2 days of suspension!! Now come up here and fill out your forms!! NOW!!"
"Were sorry sir, we were just letting their minds blossom into beautiful...gooey things...?" Kagome said. "I'm sure Higurashi. Now, all of you. Gather your things and get home immediately!"
"MOVE OUT SOLDIERS!!" Sango yelled and they all marched out of the room.
After they got their things, they headed out the front doors. "Soooo...Who wants to go to my house?" Kagome asked. "Kago, do you not remember what happened the last time we went to your house?" Miroku spoke up."Um...Well...kind of..." she replied. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN KINDA?!?!? WE TRASHED YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!" Sango joined in.
By now Inuyasha was butting into the conversation. "Well, Kago. I never knew you had it in you!" He said. "I have a lot of things in me that you don't have, nor want to know about. But, you guys. I wont invite the bikers this time! It will just be us five! Scouts honor!" And then it was settled, they were to go to Kagome's house to hang out for the two days of suspension.
As they arrived to Kag's family shrine, she hopped onto Inuyasha's back, pleading him to carry her up the stairs. "Come on! Please!" she begged. "NO! You'll break my back by the time we get up there!" he yelled back at her. "P-p-p-please don't do diss to me, I might develop a stutta." 'Oh yah, the Adam Sandler line always works...' she thought evilly. "Fine! But just this once! Tomorrow your carrying yourself up there!" 'I can't believe I fell for the Adam Sandler line...damnit!'
They entered her house and ran up the stairs, to Kagome's bedroom. Or as she likes to refer to it as her, "Luxurious Jail Cell".
Inuyasha observed her room with appreciation towards her taste. She had posters covering her bright orange walls, and had a black bed spread over her twin sized bed. She had a stereo upon her dresser, and a night stand with a lamp, alarm clock, and various objects such as Play-Doe, dirty dishes, thumb tacs, etc....'strange chick...' Inuyasha thought.
"I like the room." Inuyasha said to Kagome. "Of course you do! Everyone adores it...Alright yawl, what do you want to do?" Immediately Miroku was at her side. "I would just love to do you, Kago!" He exclaimed. "Can I take a rain check?" she asked before shoving him to the floor. Sango gave him help getting up before suggesting the game "Truth or Dare" (A/N: I despise this game!! argh!) "I'll go first...hmm...ok, Inuyasha. Truth or dare?" she asked, "Dare of course!" he replied back. "Alright..How 'bout you and Kagome make out in the closet? You know, seven minutes in heaven?"
By this time, Inuyasha's face became pale, and his heart was beating rapidly. 'oh my God...I've wanted to kiss her since I asked her to the formal, I guess now's my chance...'
¤!Inu's pov!¤
"Woo Hoo! Go get um tiger!!!" Miroku yelled as we both stepped in Kag's closet. My heart was beating a hundred miles per hour as we stepped into complete darkness. "Inu, are you sure you want to do this? Cuz, I could just mess up my hair and make it look like we were..you know, and they might believe us." She asked me. "No, Kag, I've been wanting to do this for a while now...and this might be my only chance to have you." Oh yah, great cheesy ass answer...she'll hate me for shore." Well, the feelings mutual then." I heard her say before her lips covered mine. I began to deepen the kiss by licking her lips for permission. She opened her lips willingly and our tongues battled for dominance.... damn do I sound like a freak or what?!
Sango opened the closet door, which ruined the moment and yelled as loud as she could "STOP PLAYING TOUNSIL HOCKEY AND GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE!!!!" We complied and hurried out of the closet, with our hair messy and our clothes all wrinkly from some serious touching. "DAMN! I WANT ME SOME OF THAT!!" Miroku yelled from Kagomes beanbag chair.
Kagome gave him the finger and said back to him "At least we can get some, you Fork! Now, my mom will be getting home in like 10 min. so get your asses back down stairs and watch Sponge Bob!!!" That got them moving.... damn was she demanding.
"Kagome...," I began "Your not angry or anything are you?"
"Why would I be angry?! I had no problem with doing that what so ever! Now, lets get down stairs. I'm hungry..." She replied as she ran down stairs to the kitchen.
"Alright, we gots the frozen pizza which I would recommend, but am not in the mood for, then we have peeps and ramen..." Kago trailed off as she pulled out a cup of ramen and a couple boxes of peeps.
"Mmm Mmm good!" She chanted as she gulped it all down, saving us none. "Kag, you pig! SHARE!" I yelled and tackled her to the ground. "NEVER!!" she yelled back and sat on top of me, straddling my waist. Her hair dangled in my face, tickling my cheeks to no end. "STOP IT DAMNIT! THAT TICKLES!!" I yelled at her. "Which part?" she asked and began laughing at me.
As she lowered her lips to mine, her mom just happened to walk in with her little brother. "OH! Were sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you two giving me grandchildren. Please, please continue where you left off at and we'll go about our business......" Kagomes mom trailed off, and began babbling about how cute her grandchildren would be.
"MOM! You've got it all wrong! Its not like that, not at all!" Kagome told her mom. "But, mom. This is Inuyasha. He's taking me to the Summer formal."
"Oooooh, so this is the mystery man we've been hearing so much about? Well, he's a doll. I'm sure he'll give us cute babies! Well, I best be off to cook diner. Would you like to stay Inuyasha?" Her mom asked me, though all of this was kind of creepy as HELL!
"Errr...Suuuure."
"Great! Well, San', 'Roku, you both are welcomed to stay also!"
Normal POV
"We would love to Mrs. Higurashi, but me and Roku here have a.date...tonight. But thanks anyways for the offer, got to go bye!" Sango yelled as she ran out the door with Miroku trailing after her.
"Um, Mom, Inu' and I will be up stairs while you...cook or what ever the hell you do in that kitchen. Yell at us when its time to come down."
"Alright dear! But, Kagome. Remember I want plenty of Grandchildren, so you two go at 'IT' for a while, okay??" Kagomes mother replied back to her.
"MOM! For the last time, were not dating! Were just going to the Bob Forsaken formal!!" 'Buuut...If he wants more then that....' Kagome though as her and Inuyasha entered her room.
She collapsed on her bed and snuggled into the comfort. What happened next surprised her. Inuyasha crawled into the bed with her and began to stroke her back. "'Gome...", he whispered into her ear. "Did you really want to go the formal with me, or did you just do it out of pity?" worry was evident in his voice.
"Inu! Of course I wanted to!! Why would you think I didn't?" She asked, a bit worried of his answer.
"Well, because...I just thought you might want someone more popular or richer then me...Someone who could buy you all the nice things you deserve, someone who's better then I am.." Kagome stopped him right there.
"Inuyasha, were not even going out yet, you just asked me to the dance is all. Plus, you really are a great guy. You might be ignorant as hell sometimes but still, your better then everyone else. Your not stuck up, your funny, you have great taste in music, clothes, and sports. Hell, I could go on forever!"
"Well...I could change the part about us not going out...if you want?" He gave her his best 'cute' look, which looked like a little kid. 'Awwww..Hes so cute!' she thought happily
"Inu, are you asking me out or somthin'???" she asked
"Yes...?"
"Yes."
"Yes??!!?"
"Yes."
Kag's POV
Either what I did was a spur of the moment, or I really wanted to do this. I'll take door number two, Regis! I turned to him and moved my lips to his, closing my eyes in the process. As our lips touched- "KAG!!!! Mom says its time-.... MOOOOOOMMM!!!!! KAGOME AND INUYASHA ARE HAVING SEX!!!!" After his little comment, he began to grin at the two of us, thinking we would surely get in deep shit.
"SOUTA!! They're giving us babys!! Now, leave them alone and let them do what's left of their job!!" I heard my Majha yell. HAH! Take that you little fucker! "Stupid num nuts, get out of here before I slice what's left of your dick off!" I yelled at Souta, and smiled in glee as he ran to his room, slamming my door shut while doing so.
"Now, where were we?" Inu said as we began to make out again, but this time on my bed. Oh yah, something to stop the impact!
Tis the third chapter.....oui..it is....Please, reviews are wanted. AND MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!