Halloween Havoc!

To Sparky Genocide: Hey there Sparky! I'm glad you like the story so far, man! Yeah, Scott is driven crazy by their name alone, even though are going to be nice to him. Yeah, The X-Boys' reaction to Jenni Starr will be…interesting. I hope you like this new chapter!

To SickMindedSucker: Hey there! Nice to hear from you! I'm glad you liked the story so far. I'm glad you liked the Southside Misfits. A fan created the characters for me to use, and I just had to use them, since they were so cool. I thought it would be funny for Trouble to threaten Scott. Don't worry, I'll probably have him beat up Duncan or steal his car or something. I hope you like this new chapter, and I hope to hear from you again!

To Raliena: Hey Rae! Nice to hear from you again! I think Scott was always missing a few marbles. I hope you like the new chapter, Rae!

To Red Witch: Oh yeah, it's going to be good, Red! The insanity is just beginning! Enjoy more of the story!

To Metal Dragon1: I'm glad you like the story so far, MD1! Will Exo be in this story? You'll see. Yeah, I can imagine him and Jamie causing sugar-crazed insanity. Oh yeah, the Transmetal Rattrap! I have the Wal-Mart Exclusive version of Transmetal Rattrap, with the black-and-blue paint job. Transmetal Rattrap's head looks kind of like his head and split open, and his brain shows. Technically, his 'vehicle' mode was a dragster. It does look pretty cool, even though it's basically a rat with wheels. I'm glad the Transformers are going back to vehicle forms. I like them better. If they should turn into animals, they should become robot animals, like the original G1 Predacons and Seacons. Anyway, I hope you like the new chapter, and I can't wait for the new chapter of 'Take the Long Way Home'!

To Aaron: Yep, this is the Southside Misfits' first meeting with the X-Men. I personally think the X-Men will get along better with the Southside and West Coast Misfits better than the East Coast guys because of lack of history. Most of the West Coast Misfits met the X-Men during 'Christmas Chaos' and one of them was a former X-Man! Kitty's the only X-Man with any sort of history with the Southsiders because of the events in 'Rockin' in the Southside'. Scott tends to judge people I think, so no one should be really surprised by his reaction. As for Exo, we shall see. I really have no idea if I will bring the East Coast Misfits in. You should write down your ideas. They could be great!

Disclaimer: "Fascinating." - Leonard Nimoy as Spock, Star Trek

Chapter 2: A Little More Madness!

The Xavier Institute

"You're joking, Kitty!" Scott snapped. "PLEASE tell me you're joking!"

"Yep. They call themselves the Southside Misfits." Kitty sighed. Scott growled.

"Why…would they call themselves the Southside Misfits?" Scott growled through gritted teeth.

"I don't know, Scott. You'll have to like, ask them. They're really nice." Johnny zipped up behind Scott, tapping his shoulder.

"AGH!" Scott jumped up and turned. "YIPE!!" He jumped up again. "How'd you--?"

"Having power over electricity and superhuman speed helps." Johnny laughed. "Do you have a torque amplifier I can borrow? Or maybe a Heisenburg compensator?"

"A what?" Scott asked.

"Never mind." Johnny sighed. "I think I may have one in my coat." He started rifling through his lab coat.

"Oh, not this again…" Kitty groaned. Johnny pulled out a ham sandwich.

"Nope. Been meaning to finish that." He pulled out an anchor. "I've been looking for that." He pulled out a tape recorder. "Nope." He pulled out a rubber chicken. "Mike's been looking for that." He pulled out a pair of brass knuckles. "Those are Eric's." He pulled out a skateboard. "Now how'd that get in there?"

"What does he keep in there?" Scott asked Kitty.

"You don't want to know." Kitty replied.

"This is Lisa's favorite topaz necklace. How'd that get in there?" He pulled out an odd-looking gadget. "Ah-ha! I found my Heisenburg compensator!"

"Johnny is the Southsider's resident technical genius. He can build and fix anything." Kitty grinned.

"Is that a mutant power?" Scott asked.

"Nope." Kitty shrugged.

"Hello, little guy." Johnny pulled out a little purple dragon from his coat.

"Lockheed, how'd you get in there?!" Kitty exclaimed.

"Mama!" Lockheed leapt into Kitty's arms. "Mama…"

"What's this around your neck?" Kitty pointed at a silver collar.

"Oh, that's my translator. I made that to help owners understand their pets." Johnny blinked. "Evidently the little guy snuck into my coat and slipped into it. Lockheed looked at Scott and yipped.

"Glasses!" The collar translated in an electronic voice.

"It works! Whoo-hoo!" Johnny whooped, jumping the air, pumping his fist. "Yeah!" He zipped off in a blur of lightning.

"Oh God, I can't wait until I'm old enough to drink!" Scott moaned. He saw a ball of flame and an insane cackle rise up from the kitchen. "PYRO!!!" Scott ran into the kitchen, but he saw something shocking. Firestar?! Wait a minute, since when was Firestar a pyromaniac? And Asian? True to his observation, the kitchen table was ablaze. The flames on the table formed statues of the Superstars performing to a tape player. The maestro was a red-haired Asian girl clad in a tight orange t-shirt and blue jeans. She smiled happily at her creation, occasionally stroking the statue of Pyro, sighing.

"Who are you and what did you do with the table?!" Scott screamed. The girl grinned.

"Like it?" She laughed. "I'm Lisa Blaze."

"Our table…" Scott exclaimed.

"Maybe this one, then." Lisa waved her hand, and the flames formed a statue of Pyro. "Ooh, that one's nice. Have you ever met St. John Allerdyce?"

"Him? He's the King of Lunatics!" Scott exclaimed. "He hangs his socks all over the place because he thinks that if he puts them in the dryer, fairies will steal them!"

"Isn't he dreamy?" Lisa sighed happily, staring at the fiery Pyro statue. "Someday…I hope to meet Pyro and make him mine…"

"You are creepy. I'm leaving now." Scott said, walking away. "Lunatic." He ran outside, screaming like he had just lost his mind. Meanwhile, Peter, Gambit, and Ray were waiting at the door, sharp sticks in hand.

"Okay guys, now remember, once the Starr gets in: POW!!!" Ray exclaimed. The door opened and a laughing Paige and Tabby walked in. "Now!" The three leapt up, shoved the girls to the ground and… "Okay, Starr! We got you now WHAT THE--?"

Well, well, well! Looks like the boys are in for quite a surprise! What insanity will happen next? What did the three X-Boys encounter? Did Scott finally go 'round the bend? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!