A/n we shall skip the Hyde incident cuz we don't really need to relive that (we don't need to see his ass crack again –shudders-)
Van: -sits in confessional- Sup little cardinal man?
LCM: Hey how come my abbreviation is the same as Least Common Multiple?
Marie: BECAUSE LIKE I SAID I AM THE AUTHOR AND we just studied that in math so...
Katie: I'm the author too man.
Marie: So? YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS CHAPTER BECAUSE NEPTUNE IS STILL ANGRY WITH YOU!
Katie: Oh yeah.
LCM: Who's Neptune.
Katie: I am!
Neptune: -comes back, poof- NO I AM NEPTUNE!
Katie: We shall discuss this later.
Neptune: yes we shall –disappears, poof-
LCM: Right anyway, YOU BROKE THE COOL WINDOW!
Van: HYDE BROKE IT, HE WAS ON THE ROPE AND THEN HE FELL AND HE SWUNG AND THEN SMASH!
LCM: Uh ok. –Opens the secret door thingy-
They go down into the secret lab
Marie: You mean like Dexter's?
Katie: Yes, just like that, only older.
Marie: Oh I see ok I get it now, like the cardinal?
LCM: Okay so you have to save these two peoples.
The little slide show thing with oddly modern looking pictures shows the two peoples.
Van: -whispers to audience- the guy is gonna be dead before I get there
LCM: VAN STOP GIVING STUFF AWAY!
Van: Hehe, sorry.
Just then Carl appeared.
Carl: -appears-
Marie: See I told you he appeared.
Katie: Hey look at those funky goggles he has.
Carl: DON'T MAKE FUN OF THEM, they were a present from me mom.
Marie: Wow, your mom doesn't love you Carl.
Carl: You're hurtful.
Marie: Yup.
Carl: Anyway, here's all the stuff you need to kill Vampires.
And indeed there was everything he needed to kill Vampires.
Marie: Why do you want to kill Vampires, I like Vampires they're cool. –Drools over Lestat-
Lestat: -wink-
Katie: Oh here we go again.
Van: Carl you have to come to the place with me.
Carl: Fuck no.
Van, Katie, Marie: CARL!
Carl: What I'm a friar I can swear.
VKM: Oh ok then.