Just then, the brides swoop in
Brides: -swoop in-
Marie: I told you they swooped in.
The brides fly there for a long time until someone notices them
The person who notices them: OH NO –runs with arms flailing in air-
Van Helsing: I'm going to act heroic in front of Anna so I'll possibly get some Transylvanian ass. –sexy heroic pose-
Marie: Van, you never get any type of ass
Van Helsing: -frowns- you just watch this!! –Walks up to Anna, does vulgar thrust-
Anna: -bitch slaps-
Marie: haha you so told him
Katie: No one is going to save us from these bitches because Van Helsing is too focused on very naughty things -thinks- I AM NEPTUNE
Neptune: HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU IM NEPTUNE -rawr-
Katie: Neptune, we need your help, Van Helsing is a retard and doesn't realize that these bitches are tearing apart Transylvania!
Neptune: All right. –shoots thunder bolts-
Marishka: blahahaaha
Then, Marishka starts doing one of those things, you know like when you are being electrocuted and you start like having seizer and your hair goes all poof
Marishka: - starts doing one of those things, you know like when you are being electrocuted and you start like having seizer and your hair goes all poof-
Marie: Yea poof. Like Neptune.
Katie: shhh this is the best part!
Marishka fell over and died.
Marishka: -falls over and dies-
Neptune: Well, my work is done here –disappears, poof-
Marie&Katie: Thanks Neptune!!
Stephen Sommers: -looks at the script- that's not what was supposed to happen!
Marie&Katie: So, we're the authors and we said she died like that!
SS: But...
Marie: NO BUTS –ties up Stephen- there.