Hello!! How is everyone?? I'm good!!! My birthday is coming up and I'm so happy about it!! And I can't wait till school starts!! Haha, I sound really gay, right?? I'm going to a new school next year with new kids, and I think that's really cool lol. It sucks cause I have to take the honors courses.... I'm too smart for my own good!! Lol that's a bunch of cock and bull.
Sooo...anyone want to send me some gift certificates to Hot Topic, Zumies, Vans outlet....etc....???
Kag's POV
"Kagome, are you ok? You seem kind of pale. Would you like me to escort you to the Nurses station? It would be my absolute honor!" Oh God...who says escort any more? Anyone, anyone at all?!?
"No, I'm fine. Really. Peachy keen...Peachy, fucking, keen..." I let my head fall out of my palms and fall against the desk. I moaned and stood up. "Mr. Carnalie. Can I use my 'homework pass' on this lesson?"
"Kagome...we stopped using those homework passes when we were all in 4th grade..." I heard Sango whisper to me.
"Jesus...Mr. Carnalie. I take that back. Can I just skip this lesson and makeup for it by washing your car or something, cause this lesson really sucks, and I still need to study if I want to make it out of Social Studies 3 by next quarter. And plus, I've already got an A in this class, why not make it a B? B was always my lucky letter!!" He looked at me; eyes squinted against the glare of the sun shining through the window.
"Hn. Ms. Kagome, I check everyone of my students grades every week to make sure they're passing. As I recall, every single one of your grades were an A. Now why would you want to drop your perfect scores because you don't like one of my lessons?"
"Well, you see Inuyasha over there?" I watched him nod as I continued. "He's got satellite TV, and a big screen. But, my problem is that the baseball game is on tonight, and I know I wont finish the lesson by the time the game comes on sooo..." I sighed as he shook his head no.
"Ms. Kagome. You've just wasted five minutes and three problems. Please, take Hojo's advice and do what he tells you. He's actually a very smart boy."
"Oh yes, smart boy. I can't compare to his stature!" I muttered as I sat down, finishing the rest of my worksheet. You all see, I could have finished these 25 questions in 10 minutes, I'm just feeling lazy...
Biology class...
Half way through the class, Inuyasha through a crumpled up piece of paper at my head, which I smartly stared at as it landed to my feet.
'Should I pick it up or...' My thoughts were turned off bye Inuyasha's glare. I glared back as I picked up the piece of paper and unfolded it.
IY: Hey, what's been with you lately? Your always zoning out and bumping into things. Your not on drugs are you??? OO
K: No...moron...I just miss my mom and little brother I guess. They've only been gone a week but it seems like forever...
IY: Ya, I know what you mean. My parents are always out of town, and my older brother doesn't acknowledge I exist.
K: So THAT'S why you live alone... You never told me that, jerk!
IY: Eh, screw you honey. Why do you flirt with that fag Homo? He can barely keep his dick down when your around and your not any better!
K: ...excuse me? You fat head! That's so not true! You know I wouldn't flirt with anyone but you.
IY: Riiight. You know you enjoy the attention! Your worse then Kikyo.
I stared at the note for a second before crumpling it up again and heading towards the teacher's desk.
"Can I go to the nurses office?" I asked. When he nodded I filled out my Nurses Pass and headed towards the office.
Stupid idiot. He always thinks I'm sick. He should know by now, after three years of skipping class at the same time, that I 'am NOT going to the Nurse's Station. Ignoramus...
Eh, I'm a bit mad about the last thing Yash said in the note. I wont let it get to me though...not until I set him up on a date with Kikyo...
I cackled evilly as I headed toward a shop called the Smoothie House about a block away from the school. It's two for two Tuesday!!
I stepped through the door and smiled as the bells on the door jingled.
"KAGOME!!" My good friend Ayame stepped through the beaded doorway and smiled.
"Ayame! I'll take the regulars. Sango's gotta have her sugar so add a bit more strawberries to her smoothie, Mmkay? Oh, and can you give me one of them umbrella things, too?"
"I swear Kagome, every time you come in here your eyes light up like a Christmas tree...." I laughed as she handed me the two smoothies.
"By the way, how's living with that Inuyasha guy?? I heard from Sango he was arrogant and loud..." I laughed again.
"Yah, he's both of those things. But I couldn't help but fall for the guy. Well, I gotta go. I only have 20 minutes of class left!! Later Ayame!"
I arrived back in the classroom with 15 min. to spare, due to my quick running.
"Sorry it took so long, Mr. Oshner." I said, handing Sango her smoothie as I walked past her.
"Oh, oh yes. No problem Janice." Yup, our teacher was old and senile. Though I'm shocked...last week I was Bernice....I walked home in silence with Inuyasha, myself a few paces behind him.
"Where did you really go in class today?" He asked. I picked up my pace to match his. "Why do you care? Scared I was flirting with some guy I randomly picked up on the street?" I smirked inwardly as his face got red with anger.
"I don't think you'll want to do that, cause I could kick your ass out on the street." I laughed as he smiled triumphantly.
"Oh well. I can move in with my Gramps. He can afford another mouth to feed." Hah!
Sucker! Beat that!!!
"Yah, but ole Gramps got rid of the cable TV, and is only buying health food now." Stupid...idiot...
"Touché! But, I'm starting work at the Smoothie House with Sango and Ayame soon, so I can buy my own food, AND still have enough money to finally buy a car!" That should shut him up...
"Well, I could just buy you a car since my family is so loaded!! HOW ABOUT THAT!?" Hey...I like the sound of that....
I smiled and turned to Inuyasha. "I want a silver Ford Focus with a directional system. No used bullshit. I want it NEW. Oh, and get me those spinney rims. Those are fun looking. And don't forget about leather interior. I also want a great stereo system. OH! And I want..."
"Fine! You want all of that?! Then you'll get it after were married!!" I laughed and rolled my eyes. "OH! AND WHO SAID WE WERE GETTING MARRIED!? I DON'T SEE YOU ON ONE KNEE!!"
"WELL OK THEN!!!" I glared at him while he got down on his knee. "KAGOME, YOU STUPID WENCH, WILL YOU BE MY FUCKING WIFE?!?"
"UGH! Yes you dip shit! Now get up and take me home!!"
"FIIINE!!!" He yelled. "FINE!!!" Then I yelled. That was productive!!!5 min. later...."So.... where's my ring at??" I laughed when he glared at me.
"You want a ring? Fine, this Friday we'll go to the mall and get you one. How about that? Oh, and after that, I'll give you ACCESS TO MY BANK ACCOUNT SO YOU AND SANGO CAN START PLANNING THE WEDDING!!!"
I grabbed Inuyasha's hand and smiled. "Ok...I can do that."
"Bitch..."
"Pig headed mongrel."2 Days Later (Friday!! Woo hoo!!)
Sango's pov"Oh my gosh! Did you hear? Kagome Higurashi and Inuyasha Hakisho are getting MARRIED!!!" I heard people along the crowded hallways whisper.
"I heard Kagome was pregnant with their LOVE child! Do you believe it?" Another whispered.
"Well, I heard Inuyasha just wanted her for her father's money that he left her. Can you believe THAT?" Aah, high school. The big chain or rumors and gossip. Though, this was anything but a rumor. My dearest friends Kagome and Inuyasha, were engaged to be married the summer we graduate.
"Kagome! Over here!" I yelled across the cafeteria.
"Hey Sango! Guess what I heard today?" I smiled and asked, "What did you hear Kagome?" she leaned over and whispered quietly into my ear, "I'm pregnant!" I burst out laughing, getting weird looks from the gang as they sat down.
"So," Kagura started, "You two are getting married...how the hell did this happen?" Shippo squealed and downed his Pepsi before speaking.
"Well, don't tell them I told you this guys but, I heard that Kagome and Inuyasha are doing this just to give their family a grandchild before they pass. But, you didn't hear it from me! Remember that!!" Inuyasha laughed and shook his head.
"I heard that Kagome and I are swingers, and that the 'child' might not even be mine, and I'm just marrying her out of honor."
"Swingers, aye? I like the sound of that...don't you Sango?" I glared and 'Roku. "Don't get any ideas in that pitiful little head of yours..."
I sighed as three girls walked over to the table. "Like hey! We're part of the cheerleading squad, and cause your kind of...you know...pregnant now, Kagome, you can't join. School rules. But, you were super great at the tryouts!!" I smiled at Kagome who tried to look like her world just came toppling down on her.
"O-oh...well...Gee...that's too bad. Shucks, Yash! I knew I shouldn't have let you do it to me missionary in the back of your pick up truck!! You said it would be FESTIVE since it was football season! But no, you go an yuh knock me up!" Kagome huffed and began to eat her half frozen pizza.
"Look, I'm sorry OK!? I told you of the consequences, but no! You wanted Inuyasha to give you some sweet grizzly lovin'!! You called me your sex monkey!!! Doesn't that mean anything to you?!" I tried not to laugh, I swear I tried, but when those girls ran off it was just too great.
"Oh...God...can't...breath...at all...." I strained to recover my breath as Kagome winked at Inuyasha.
"I must say, that was quite good! Inuyasha ole buddy, I never knew you could be such a prick!" I smirked as Inuyasha smacked Miroku over the head.
"Jackass..." Inuyasha muttered at the half dead Miroku, face planted in his mashed potatoes.
"Hehe. Kagome, Yasha. When are you two going to get the rings? I wanna go!! Please?!!?" Awww, Shippo's so cute when he begs!!
"Were actually going today, but I don't care if you come. And neither does Inuyasha. Right, HON?" I laughed when Inuyasha glared at her.
"Oh, Shippo. Let them go alone. They probably want to get it on after they get the ring so...leave them be." Shippo sighed and nodded at Kagura.
"You know, you never told us how you two got engaged..." Kagome smiled at Inuyasha and begun her little story.
"Well, you see, Yash and I here were fighting when we were walking home, and I mentioned something about a job, and moving out. And then it came to a car I wanted, and Yasha said he's buy it for me after we were married so I said 'Get down on one knee!' or something like that, so he did! And he asked ME to marry HIM! And do you know what I said? Yup, I said yes. Weird huh?"
I shook my head no, "I think it's cute!! So, in about a year and 3 months, we'll be sitting at a church or somewhere on the beach, watching you two get married? Too cool." Kagome laughed.
"Mom doesn't care, she's actually happy. And Yash's parents are going to be here in about 2 weeks to meet me and my family, THEN we start all the planning. But, I get a ring...a biiig niiiice riiiingg..." I laughed when Kagome grinned and rubbed her hands together.
"Gold digger..."
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are TOO!"
"Screw you, no I'm not. And I'm not sleeping in the same bed as you anymore, Yash!"
I swear I think one of my lungs caved in I was laughing so hard, along with Kagura and Shippo, Miroku still being knocked out cold.
"Kago! You told your me you wouldn't sleep in the same bed with him even if it killed you!!" I laughed some more at Inuyasha's disgruntled expression.
"Well...yah...but he kinda talked me into it. He's really persuasive!!"
"I gave you a box of fucking chocolates and some flowers and you hopped right in the sack, no questions asked!!"
"Yah, and they were good chocolates too..."
"I bet, you cow..."
'Ooohhh boy... This is going to be a long year...' I sighed and left the two love birds to their bickering.
Ok that's it for now, I'll put the ring shopping in tomorrow!!! Thanks for reading and all the reviews!!! Bye!!!!