A/N: This is severly grossing me out and so far I've only come up with the title
This is a challenge, pure and simple. Quite truthfully I have no idea why I took it, I mean a Filch romance? I am normally writing ADMM OR SSHG or some other ship that I love or at least tolerate.
Anyway the challenge is to write about a ship that disgusts you, mine is obviously filch/umbridge and do you know how hard it is to think of them cuddled??? shudders
Disclaimer: thank God its not mine!!!
Thoughts of the Bedroom
Dolores Umbridge was content.
She was currently cuddled against the slightly muscular chest of Argus Filch, Hogwarts' most feared caretaker.
He had just finished making love to her after he had discovered that she was working to get corporal punishment reinstated.
It had been one of the best experiences in her life.
He had been so eager to please her; all because of a rule she was trying to bring back in, not only to please him but to control the little brats that attended the school.
She only hoped that he would continue to be her partner if he discovered that she really worked fro the Dark Lord. He was the one who had encouraged her to seduce Fudge and get him to place her at Hogwarts. This allowed her to be able to make changes to the school and to torture Harry Potter.
How she hated that boy! He was so impudent. He was also the only thing that stood in the way of her Master's return.
Before Dolores could think anymore though she felt Argus' arm tighten around her, pulling her to him.
"What are you thinking of my pretty?" he asked sleepily.
"You Argus, who else would I be after that wonderful experience?" she asked coquettishly.
Argus seemed to smile, creating a slightly eerie look to him. "Well my pretty, how about we give it an encore?"
Without waiting for an answer his lips descended on hers and captured them in a powerful all consuming kiss.
Dolores gave herself over to the pleasure the rest of the night held for her, that would be plenty of time for thinking later.
The End . . . thank GOD
A/N: Oh god that was so horrible, every few lines I would shudder I mean EWW
Anyway, review and tell me what you think