Okay, it is decided. There will be a second version for those of you interested. I know having Inuyasha be sweet and gentle may not appeal to some of you, but we all know the real Inuyasha, don't we? And come on! Doesn't the idea of a hot hanyou who is actually caring and loving just make the story sound good? Don't try to deny it.

But for the meantime, let's find out what's happening in this story...

Chapter 2: Hesitant introductions

"Kagome!" whispered Sango with slightly red tinged eyes. "He did it again! If he does it one more time, I'm gonna—hentai bastard!!" Sango whirled around and slapped Miroku with the full force of her youkai strength. Good news for Miroku lovers': he's not dead yet; of course I said yet, that damn hand of his. Miroku hit the floor clutching a bruising cheek. "Wow, I'm impressed in spite of myself," he commented checking her out from the floor. With a ferocious growl Sango propelled Kagome forward and hissed, "Kagome, I don't think this is going to work."

Kagome was secretly trying not to laugh. The hanyou Lord of the West had graciously allowed them to stay after Kagome clumsily had dropped her arrow and bent down to pick it up; offering no more leg and cleavage than was necessary and slowly stood up. "Whoops, I'm so awkward sometimes!" she'd said. Baka had bought the whole thing.

Inuyasha didn't want to admit it, but she had a fine body, and being a perverted playboy hanyou, how could he resist? That was the only reason he had stayed with Kikyo, she had a scrumptious bod for a human, but not much else though. He was glad Miroku was enjoying this; he could see his friend had found a new calling and her name was Sango. It seemed a bit risky to him, but that's just the way it was; if his friend wanted to lose a little more than some blood she'd be more than happy to help.

Kagome was studying Inuyasha, trying to sum him up for her report to her father. 'More good looks than the usual baka hentai I seem to encounter. Not very smart though, young, very young...adorable ears...must not...mission!' Kagome gasped, closed her eyes and clenched her fists as hard as she could and tried to think of things she hated. But those ears! And they twitched! Augh! She was suffering now.

Inuyasha noticed her strange behaviour and approached her cautiously, less cautiously using his mouth, "Oi wench! What the hell's the matter with you?" Kagome's eyes snapped open now fully red and she tackled him to the floor.

Sango and Miroku watched spellbound as Kagome pinned Inuyasha's arms with her legs and gently reached up to touch his ears. She seemed lost in her own little world as she watched them fiddle around. With a most cat-like gesture she batted them softly and then gently rubbed them with her finger tips. Without realizing exactly what she was doing she leaned up and brushed her face against his ears and licked at them, giggling with joy.

Inuyasha was fed up, and though he had to admit this was a compromising position he would not let some neko play with his ears. Turning a fiery red he stood up and unceremoniously dumped Kagome onto her bottom. She shook her head and raised her hands a little as though trying to steady herself. "What the hel—heck just happened?" 'Act lady-like, no more swearing, not until he's head over heels for you!' she reminded herself. Inuyasha turned and walked away, mumbling about neko youkai and their obsessions with moving objects.

Sango collapsed laughing and Miroku chased after Inuyasha to make fun of him. Kagome looked down at Sango and smiled sheepishly. "I guess I shouldn't have done that, ne?" Sango wiped tears from her eyes as she answered, "No, but it was worth every grope just to see!" Kagome stood and offered her hands to Sango; she pulled her up easily and patted Sango on the back. "Breathe girl, breathe! I need you to help me out! Distract the lecherous houshi; I'll go 'apologize' to the hanyou."

 Sango and Kagome ran to the two boys with Sango purposely turning around and walked back saying, "Oh fiddlesticks! I think I lost something..." Miroku's eyes travelled from the back of her head to her butt in less than a blink of an eye. "Oh Lady Sango, allow me to help," he said and followed her eagerly.

Kagome caught up to Inuyasha and grabbed his arm gently. "Umm...milord? I wish to express my humblest apologies over what just happened. I don't know what I just did, but I swear it shall never happen again." He looked down at the hand grabbing his arm with a raised eyebrow and she released him swiftly. "Forgive me," she whispered. Inuyasha looked down at her slightly bowed head and smirked. "Don't worry about it wench," he said. "We'll just forget about, ne?"

Kagome's head snapped up when she heard the word 'wench', 'Bastard!' she thought. 'I'll get you for that...' "Oh, what was that milord?" Inuyasha rolled his eyes and repeated, "Call me Inuyasha. That's my name, not this 'milord' crap." Inuyasha saw and smelt her anger and his grin broadened, 'Doesn't like names, eh...' He knew an advantage when he saw when and clearly would have liked to see the neko youkai lose some grace.

"Well bitch, I'll show you were you can stay for now," he started, feeling her anger radiate more strongly. "Then I guess you could help make some food, right?" Kagome was used to chores so it wasn't that comment that set her off. No, it was his smug manner. Instead of exploding like Inuyasha had predicted she reached into her robes and pulled out a necklace with bead and fangs.

With a slightly curious and amused look Inuyasha looked it over. "What's it for?" he asked. Kagome smiled shyly and placed it over his head, hands gently brushing his head and ears. "For you, mil—Inuyasha; a gift you might say, it'll come in handy later on." She settled it down and looked him over, "A perfect fit, I'd say it was made for you." Inuyasha rolled his eyes, "Yah, yah, but what the hell is it for?"

Sango looked over at Kagome and Inuyasha and gasped. "Kagome! You can't—hentai!" Miroku used her moment of diversion to grope her lovingly. She slapped him, leaving bruises on his bruises. Kagome looked over and smiled evilly. "Should I show you, Inuyasha?" "Well duh, why the hell would I ask if I didn't want to know?" "Osuwari!" Kagome said and down went Inuyasha.

It was their first sit, but not the last as Inuyasha said from the floor looking up. "Wow, you have nice legs." "Osuwari! Osuwari! Osuwari!" she shouted and stomped away. Even Miroku was stunned. How could the sweet Lady Kagome be so cruel? But then again, Inuyasha did deserve it. You didn't treat anyone—especially not a Lady—like that. It was going to be a very long stay.

Tada! I thought this was pretty funny, I mean come on; it wasn't that bad now was it? I hope you're enjoying this fic, I certainly am. But I'm kinda stuck again...what should I do now? Review me with ideas if you have them, please. Thanks, ciao. Oh and thank you to everyone who has reviewed any of my stories, I truly appreciate it.