Wow Nelly! It's been a while since I updated—for me. I'm terribly sorry, but I did give warning. So for the love of my reviewers, another chapter with lots of love. Ciao.
Chapter 4: Breakfast arguments and surprises
By morning everyone had heard that Inuyasha had a new girl toy. When Inuyasha heard this he immediately tracked down Miroku and beat the shit out of him. "What the hell do you think you were doing?" he demanded after. Miroku dazedly sat up and replied, "I didn't tell anyone, how could you think I'd do that to you?" Inuyasha raised a single silvery eyebrow in disdain and Miroku lowered his gaze guiltily. "I may have whispered something to Saikoubi but she couldn't have told anyone. She's too...er..." Inuyasha smirked, "Empty headed? My type a girl."
Kagome woke quickly and hurriedly dressed, part three of her plan was to get all the servants on her side, make friends and they would certainly give her good advice and helpful hints. It would be perfect; and so simple. Just tidy up her own things and offer her services, they'd love her just like the servants in the South. Sango roused herself blearily and exited the room in search of coffee. "Need—must have—augh—coffee..." she yawned. "Kagome, I'll be back, you wanna mug?" Kagome smiled and said, "Oh Sango, thanks I'm just gonna tidy up. Take your time; no rush."
Miroku had managed to drag his sorry butt of the floor and was crawling to the kitchen in search of comfort and ice. "Bi, are you there? I need ice again; Inuyasha had a temper tantrum over some info that was spread and I suffered the consequences. He crushed my nose this time. I can't smell a thing. Any tea brewed yet?" Sango heard a muffled voice coming from the floor and peeked over the counter that separated the two sides of the kitchen to see where it was coming from. Miroku heard a shuffled of cloth and stared back at the lovely Sango. "Hello there Lady Sango, this is a pleasant surprise. May I ask you for a favour? Would you locate me some ice, onegai?"
Sango blinked then sighed as she reached over to pluck him off the ground. "Inuyasha had a temper, why?" Miroku gulped, "No reason really, just one of his things..." Sango let him sit on the counter and asked, "Where's the ice?" Miroku pointed and Sango turned to get it. His hand twitched and he struggled with himself to contain the desire to grope her ass as she unwittingly searched for ice. With a triumphant purr she pulled back the ice and saw Miroku had grabbed one hand with his other and had tightly shut his eyes. "Something the matter?" she asked cautiously. Miroku opened his eyes and smiled as his hands now reached for the ice. "Thanks a ton for the this, it'll help the swelling go down."
Kagome briskly shook out the covers and fixed the bed, she washed her face and dressed rapidly, and then she tidied the clothes strewn across the floor. "Perfect," she murmured and opened the door. Inuyasha stood outside the door, arms crossed nose raised arrogantly and ears twiddling. Kagome gave a start of surprise, she'd let her guard down and here he was. "Ah, Inuyasha—good morning; I hope you slept well?" Inuyasha, "Keh'd" and thought about his uneasy sleep filled with voluptuous images of Kagome. "Do you wanna go for a tour?" Kagome smiled softly, "Sure, that would be wonderful, do you want to go now?" Inuyasha nodded and turned to walk away but she caught up to him and gently latched herself to his arm.
Miroku and Sango turned the corner and saw a kawaii Kagome holding a blushing Inuyasha's arm carefully and timidly. Sango giggled, knowing well her mistress and best friends' game. Miroku was astonished to see Inuyasha so tamed. He wanted to laugh badly but knew he would end up beaten and bruised. Instead they charmingly made there way to the other couple, all smiles and Sango said, "Oh Lady Kagome, here is your coffee." She handed the mug to Kagome and Kagome's stomach growled hungrily.
That ended the entire tour for the morning. Inuyasha decided Kagome needed to eat first then they could go. Kagome's face coloured prettily and she whispered, "Well maybe I'll have something to eat, I'm a little hungry..." As she said that her stomach gurgled with tremendous force. Inuyasha laughed and shook his head at her lie. "We all know you're hungry, what do you wanna eat?" This caused a discussion about lady-like appetites where Inuyasha insisted it didn't matter and Kagome desperately trying hard not to let him win even though she agreed with him. She was the perfect lady, snort, snigger.
Inuyasha gave up after she threatened to say 'sit' and rolled his eyes at her choice of a small breakfast. "You're eating fruit for breakfast? Weird!" Kagome raised a sarcastic eyebrow and replied scathingly, "You aren't one to speak; you're eating ramen for breakfast! Who eats noodles for breakfast?!" Inuyasha glared and retorted with a smart, "Keh!" Kagome smirked, "Wow, you really know how to argue a case."
Inuyasha muttered under his breath quite rudely, "Bitch..." Kagome smiled sweetly, put a piece of mango under his nose, moved away the ramen and whispered, "Osuwari..." Inuyasha pummelled into the mango and when the spell wore off glared at Kagome with pieces of mango sticking to his face and hair. Kagome fluttered her eyelashes and bit into the mango. "Delicious," she murmured.
Miroku and Sango spied on them, holding back hysterical laughter and clutching their sides helplessly. Sango shook her head and turned to go get Kagome some clean clothes as the force of Inuyasha's sit had splattered mango on to the clothing she had been wearing. Sango grinned when Kagome looked down with 'distaste' at the clothing. Sango knew full well that there was nothing Kagome liked more than and getting dirty.
Sango's eyes widened when Kagome stood in a familiar stance. This was not a good sign. Kagome looked Inuyasha in the eye and her mouth tilted in one corner as she mouthed, "Food Fight!" She delicately picked up a banana unpeeled in and smashed it into Inuyasha's face. Then it went all out. They rushed around the kitchen picking up anything they could get there hands on and threw it at each other with deadly precision. Kagome was better at dodging than Inuyasha was so she scored more hits than him. Unfortunately Inuyasha lost his patience as yet another article of food hit him squarely in the face and he tackled Kagome to the food littered floor.
Kagome—being a true neko youkai—fought back happily. It had been a while since she had fought and her basic instincts took control of her body. She pinned him to the floor by his arms with reddening eyes and licked her lips with excitement. "Care for a spar?" she asked playfully. Inuyasha—breathless from the force of her overturn—pried himself from her shatteringly powerful grasp and panting for breath replied, "Maybe later, I still owe you a tour."
Kagome gently bestowed him with a small smile and her eyes brimmed with energy. "Wonderful, but I think we need to clean this up." She looked sad, "But all the food we wasted! I'm such an idiot!" She looked around, her elven ears drooping with shame. Inuyasha glanced around and smiled. "Don't worry. We didn't waste a lot and we'll just take it and feed it to the pets of the residential youkai. Alright? It will get eaten, not wasted." Kagome brightened immediately and got up from straddling him to walk away.
Inuyasha lifted his head to watch her and then let it drop back with a hard thunk; he sighed with longing. Kagome shook her head as she walked away, terribly, terribly confused. She actually had had fun, with a hanyou! What was wrong with her? Hanyous were dirty with their polluted blood and disgustingly tainted ideas about mating. Although this wasn't Kagome's thoughts on hanyous she had heard it from her father. He was convinced hanyous and humans were insects; made only to squash.
Secretly Kagome thought that this wasn't so. She had many secret ningen friends and she had various crushes on ningens and hanyous alike. She also couldn't resist hanyou ears and ningens so resembled youkai—only more fragile—that it was hard to say at times who was more attractive; and more ningens than youkai were gentle and courteous—and less cannibalistic. Although the animals had a more vivid opinion on that according to Kagome's buddy Yuushou; who happened to be a kitten.
Kagome's heart kept speeding up when she played with Inuyasha. She was having so much fun fighting with him and tricking him, but she couldn't help but wonder if it was all just the excitement of the moment. She shrugged, knowing full well she had developed a crush on yet another hanyou.
With a sigh she rushed to her room to throw on some new clothes. She slammed the door open, stopped, gasped with horror and then rushed out. On her floor had been to wolf youkai, making love in their fashion and she was terribly embarrassed. With a scuffle of noise the door flew open to reveal a muscular, sky blue eyed man charging out at her. She faced him angrily with her own long black hair swirling around her.
"What the hell were you doing interrupting us?" he shouted as a red headed girl peeked out on them. Kagome stood to her full height—which really wasn't that big—and bellowed back, "What the hell were you doing in my room!" The man—youkai really—shut his mouth and stared at her hard. The red head's eyes widened and she hurriedly banged the door shut. He looked her head to toe and whistled, "Not a bad specimen for a neko youkai. What's your name?" Kagome hissed softly and snarled, "That is none of your concern. What the hell were you doing in my room?—actually never mind—why my room?"
The youkai grinned and charmingly took her hand. He bent over to kiss it, while he whispered, "My name is Kouga, dear lady...may I ask what yours is?" Kagome lifted an elegant eyebrow and haughtily replied, "As I said before, it is none of your concern; please get your young lady out of my room immediately!" Kouga grinned again and bowed low. "As you wish, striking Lady. You wouldn't, by chance, be Lady Kagome of the Southern Lands?"
Kagome tugged her hand from him and smirked, "What gave me away?" Kouga flashed a smile, as he replied, "Well there is only one Lady neko and she only comes from one territory. You were supposed to be betrothed to me as an alliance, but it was blown off later by none other than you."
Kagome blinked guiltily as Kouga crossed his arms and looked her over again. "I don't see anything wrong with me, myself," he commented and she frowned. "I declined because it was rumoured you were narcissistic, and as I see you are." She barged past him and into her room. "Girl? I need my clothing so you better be dressed or else!" She pushed the door open to see the cute red head stare at her with big green eyes. "I'm so sorry, I hadn't let my senses follow me; I didn't realize...oh dear..." She was dressed and trembling with shame from being caught.
Kagome felt bad and told the girl, "Look, don't feel bad. It wasn't your fault, and hell, it's a racing excitement to get caught—although I wouldn't know because my father has chased down every guy I tried to get a smooch from..." The girl giggled and then lowered her head. Kagome understood the unasked question, "Yes, I am a virgin. Hell...I haven't even kissed a boy yet! What's your name anyways?" The girl smiled shyly, "My name is Ayame, pleased to meet you, Lady Kagome."
Inuyasha was beginning to get impatient so he took off to hurry his new guest up. Outside her door he saw a half-dressed Kouga and the stench of sex was all over him and coming from under the door. Inuyasha saw red as he charged the speedy Kouga. "What the hell did you do?" snarled Inuyasha. Kouga hurriedly jumped away but Inuyasha attacked right on and they both slammed right thru the door and in front of a barely dressed Kagome and a shut eyed Ayame.
She cracked an eye open and saw her boyfriend and the heir to the Lands fighting like dogs/wolves on Kagome's floor. Kagome herself was appalled and shrieked, "Osuwari!" at the top of her lungs. Inuyasha pummelled into Kouga's stomach, knocking the wind out of him and Kagome 'fainted', sensationally exposing more body than was 'proper'. Inuyasha knocked Kouga and Kouga's staring eyes out and moved to cover Kagome with the sheet off her bed. As she 'came to consciousness' Kagome sat up, screamed loudly and kicked Inuyasha's legs from under him. He toppled onto Kagome and she desperately tried to push him off.
Then Sango and Miroku joined the madness. Sango ran in and attacked everyone in her sight for traumatizing young Lady Kagome and Miroku came in and had a field day at the bareness of Kagome's supple body. But for some reason his heart wasn't in it as he watched the dangerously, savage loveliness of Sango as she fought—haha-like a lioness. Her temper and swift punishment entranced him and he followed her movements, hypnotized. He hadn't even realized he had moved towards her until he felt her perfect, shapely butt under his firm hand. She froze and whirled around hands clenched in fury.
Kagome and Ayame—the only two conscious now—flinched as Sango took the rest of her vehemence out on Miroku. When he, too, was knocked out Kagome got up laughing and helped Sango drag the hapless men out of the room. Finally everything was done and with Kagome dressed, Ayame and Sango calmed, the men could be reawakened.
Next chapter is the tour. I hope this is long enough since I've had complaints about my short chapters from a few ppl. It's all good, I'm just gonna try harder when I can. Everyone who has reviewed, thank you very, very much. Well...there's not much else to say but, I love you and hope to see some comments on these stories soon. Ciao. Have a good summer pplz.