A/N: Ok oh wonderful reviewers and readers, here is the next chapter. Sorry it took so long to come out, but between school and work, I just did not have time. Forgive me? A chocolate covered Harry, Draco, or Severus to all who forgive me.

Disclaimer: See me write, see me plead, the characters not belong to me. They belong to the evil lady over there that killed Padfoot. So go sue her instead for undue stress.

Warnings: Go see chapter 1.

Now onto the story. Charge!!!!!!

Chapter 2: Unexpected Arrival

Harry Potter lay in his bed at number four Privet Drive, basking in the silence and trying not further aggravate the gashes on his back or his sprained ankle. He had yet to break any bones, but acknowledged it would only be a matter of time. He was also pondering the mystery that is one Severus Snape, all round hottie. Suffice to say he was getting rather hard as his thoughts progressed from his gorgeous eyes, that could look right through you, to his sensuous lips, that he just new would feel like rose petals or velvet. His hands sped up as he approached his climax, thanking whomever, that the Dursleys were all asleep and would not hear him when he came.

He looked up as he screamed the name of his fantasy to be confronted with the lustful gaze of his cousin. "Shit" he swore inelegantly. Dudley's facial expression warped into a feral grin as his own fantasy was realized. If the blokes name his cousin just screamed was anything to go by. This, in his dull little mind added up to fare play with the freak. Harry actually gulped when he saw that grin. He understood the implications immediately. His cousin had been eyeing him like a piece of meat since he came back that summer.

Dudley started to saunter over to Harry. At least that's what Harry thought he was trying to do. There really was to much fat for Dudley to do anything other than wobble. Harry tried to get up to make a run for the door, but the movement upset his wounds and he hissed out in pain. Dudley taking no chances pushed Harry back down with his grubby hands and straddled him. The bed groaned in protest at the added weight and almost collapsed. Harry gasped as he tried to fill his lungs with air, with his injuries, and the weight of his cousin on top of him he was having difficulty breathing. He tried not to vomit when Dudley bent down to kiss him. He felt so dirty just then, and new that if he did throw-up he was as good as dead. He would suffocate indefinitely. Dudley's lips finally found their destination much to Harry's displeasure. Dudley violent thrust his tongue into Harry's mouth and set out to explore his captive. Harry bit down as hard as he could, given the circumstances. Dudley screamed as both their mouths started to fill with blood. Harry had almost bitten the tip of Dudley's tongue off. Unfortunately or fortunately depending on your point of view, the scream woke up Vernon, whose footsteps were steadily getting louder.

"BOY, YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE FOR WAKING ME UP" he roared.

This made Harry wonder, not for the first time if there was a very strong silencing spell on the house. You would think the next-door neighbors would hear his yelling at least occasionally. Obviously not.

"Dudley what's wrong son?" Who knew he could act like a normal person?

"I was coming in to have some fun and the freak bit me!" His tone was full of disbelief. You would think he actually thought Harry would not fight back. Than again being Dudley who knew what went on in his head?

"YOU BOY, WHEN MY SON WANTS TO PLAY WILL DO WHAT HE WANTS" You know, with how often his moods change he should really be on medication or something.

"Dudley did anything else happen?" Again with the split personalities.

"Well father he was petting his peepee and than he screamed Severus and all this white stuff went all over his hands and chest. What was he doing Father? It sacred me I didn't know what was going on." Dudley put on his I'm-innocent-and-need-to-be-protected-from-the-harsh-realities-of-life act. This situation he found himself in was really pathetic. What would his father say? Not only did Vernon actually believe that Dudley did not know what he had been doing, but he was also going to be in a world of pain for refusing to have sex with his cousin. He felt kind of sad for Vernon, that he believed his son. Although the saying "ignorance is bliss" comes to mind. Harry knew that Dudley lost his virginity at Smeltings when he was 14. A full year after he lost his actually. He knew this because Dudley had bragged constantly to his friends that he was a man. Harry remembered feeling very sad for the girl who had been desperate enough to bed Dudley, praying that she had been on top. Now he realized that it was just as likely to have been a boy. He was also starting to wonder if the person was actually raped. More than likely though, it was his original conclusion of a now deceased blow-up doll.

Oh that's right Vernon Dursley, Voldemort of the muggles is still here. Damn it. Why wouldn't they just leave him alone?

"BOY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING TRYING TO DEFLOWER MY SON." Shit, shit, shit what had he missed for Vernon to get to that fucked-up conclusion? What an interesting shade of red that is... why it's almost black! Oops forgot to answer. This can't be good. Wow he brought props this time. That knife looks really painful. I wish Severus were here right now. He could hex Vernon for me, and Dudley. He's really creative you know. Just look at all the reasons he comes up with to take off points. "AHHHHHHH" Harry stopped his mental ramblings long to scream out in pain. The knife, now fully imbedded in his thy, was slowly being twisted before it was ripped back out of his flesh, only to find its next target. Blood streamed out of the wound, pooling in a puddle on the floor. Before Vernon could continue his fun, he toppled onto Harry, as someone in a black robe, appeared out of know where and landed on top of Vernon. Vernon, unconscious do to the impact was firmly pinning Harry to the mattress. Harry due to lack of oxygen and blood loss, stayed conscious just long enough to process that the mysterious figure had Severus Snapes nose.

Draco: How dare they touch you like that! When my father hears about this... (Stalks off to write letter to father)

Harry: That knife really hurt you know? And now I am taking a shower because I feel absolutely filthy. Damn muggles. (Runs to take shower)

Severus: wait Harry I'm coming with you! (Runs after Harry to join him in the shower)

Green Fariy: Wait up you guys I want pictures! Oh and please review. (Runs after Harry and Severus)

Special thanks to:

Biblios: Sorry I took so long. Harry found out from a vision. I'll explain more on that in the near future. Don't worry Dumbleass will get his, and it will be painful.

Domikins: The twin thing will be explained in a few chapters, chapter five if I'm not mistaken. Glad you are enjoying everything so far.

Hots4harry73: I'm trying to make this as original as possible, although I'm sure at some point things from other peoples stories will slip in, I've read to many for them not too. Just know that no disrespect is intended if it happens.

Katlyn: Half-elf actually but thank-you for reading.

Marauders- Lover: Here you go

Suzaku West: That won't happen for a while, but it will be painful when it does.

Celestial light: thank you, although this actually my second story, the first resulted in my account being deleted. Apparently it was actually NC-17 or something. -.-;

Yana5: Here you go

Miki23: yes there's more, sorry I took so long.

Silver-Entrantress-Elf: Here's your update hope you like it.