Summary: Sirius can sleep through a Nuclear attack, so just how are the Marauder's supposed to wake him up?

Author's Note: Hey everyone, sorry I haven't updated anything in a while....I think I've just been lazy and the lack of reviews has been really discouraging so it's your own dang fault.

Disclaimer: Why put a disclaimer? It's fan FICTION, hence the name , if this was original, I'd be rich! Of course, only the characters aren't.

BEEEEEEEP rang the sound of James's magical alarm clock. He groaned into is pillow and reached out a hand and smacked the button.

And immediately got shocked for trying to cheat. Cursing Lupin's Christmas present, he shoved the covers aside and stepped out onto the cold floor. He glanced at the evil clock, which read 6:50. He yawned and looked around.

Remus was already awake, lying on his bed, reading a book. Peter was about to roll off the edge of his bed and Sirius was snoring away. James rubbed his eyes and glanced at the calendar. Monday, October 22, was circled in red. James leaped off the bed to go see what it was.

Turns out, today was a huge prank day, a HUGE prank day. James immediately went to wake up Wormtail and Padfoot.

"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!" James hollered through his voice charm. Peter jumped awake, banged his head on the top of the bed, and landed on the floor with a thump.

"WHAT?!?" he asked, looking around for a fire or something.

"PRANK DAY!" James yelled joyfully, waving his hands in the air. He walked over to Sirius's bunk. "Hey Padfoot are ya-"he stopped as he looked down to see Sirius snoring in a puddle of drool. James poked his buddy in the ribs as hard as he could. Nothing happened. He grabbed his hair and tugged, nothing happened. James even went as dirty as punching him in his Little General and yet, the teenager didn't wake up.

"Hey guys, I think Sirius is dead." James said.

"Did ya try punching him in his member?" Peter asked as he walked over.

"Yup," James said, running a hand through his hair. "No matter what I do, he won't wake up."

"Let me try," Peter said, pushing James aside. Peter drew in a big breath of air and blew on Sirius's face. A couple seconds later...

COUGH "OH MY GOD PETER!!!" Remus cried from his bed. "GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH OR DO A TIC-TAC CHARM, OR, OR, OR SOMETHING!" Peter blushed and left.

James stared at the sleeping Sirius and had a brilliant idea.

"Moony! Go tell everyone you can find in our house to come up here quick! I've a got a little challenge for them...." Remus nodded and walked out of the room.

James rubbed his hands together....this would be fun.

STAY TUNED FOR MORE!!!! Eventually, Sirius gets moved out into the Great Hall for anyone who wants to try and wake him up, funny, trust me!!!! REVIEW PANSIES REVIEW!!!!!!