Author's Note: Hey everyone, this time I have a real excuse! Way to much homework lately and my mommy is getting married so I've been pretty busy, anyway, here's the next chapter enjoy!
"Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present Sirius Black, the never-waking-one! anyone who can wake the sleeping rock will win 20 galleons! Let the games begin!"
"Good introduction," Moony said as James stepped down of the platform to let the Gryffindor students past to try and wake Sirius.
"All right," Peter said, looking around and rubbing his hands together, "Who's next?"
A muscler 7th year stepped forward. "I am," he grunted. He strode up to Sirius and punched him hard in the nose.
"Mmmm....," Sirius mummbled, not waking up. "Butterscotch." The 7th year walked away and a little first year took his place.
"M-mibulous T-t-tonia," she said, getting an explosion in the face.
"NEXT!" James yelled, shoving the girl out of the way. Lily stepped forward.
"Finally," she said walking over to Sirius, "I can give him what he deserves. She strapped gloves on and shoved two fingers up Sirius's nostrils.
"Mmm...Lily....darling..." Sirius grunted. Lily looked triumphent.
"Is he awake?" she asked, smirking. Lupin strode over to Sirius, checking him over.
"Nope." he said firmly.
"DRAT!" Lilly screamed and walked away. Two 4th year twins walked up.
"This should do it," the girl said, holding up a lemon. The boy held up a taser. The girl opened Sirius's eyes and poured lemon juice in them.
Sirius rolled over, mumbling something that sounded oddly like, "pecans are pretty." The boy stepped up and zapped him with the taser.
"Oh, Mr. Muffin Man....you tease you..." said Sirius in his sleep. The twins walked away, defeated.
"NEXT!" James yelled again, and the authoress stepped up, holding a vacuum.
"This is in the bag." she said, turning it on and proceeding to vacuum Sirius's face off. Sirius twitched.
"NOT MY GIRLISH PANTIES!" he yelled, but remained asleep. The authoress threw down the vacuum and walked over to the corner to begin working again.
"NEXT!"
5 more students came by, using various methods such as; hitting Sirius with a bat, trying to force feed Sirius socks, painting his toenails a very pretty red, as Peter sees it, tickling Sirius and trying to get a badger to give him mouth-to-mouth. Soon, everyone in Gryffindor had tried.
"This looks like it will be harder than I thought," James said running his hands through his hair.
"Let's see if the other houses can do it, maybe move him to the great hall?" Peter suggested.
The others agreed and levitated Sirius's bed out of the dorm, Sirius accidently bumped his head on the ceiling and proceeded to scream, "Fear me, for I am lord of all ya tuna fish!"
And down the stairs the Marauders went.
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