Chapter 14: Let's add more chaos, shall we?

Before...

"I am already married and will be mating soon. It happened so quickly, I did not have time to send word to you father. Of course, preparations must still be made but..." Kariudo recoiled in anger, "Who dares wed you without my blessing?" Kagome hesitated again and subtly squeezed Inuyasha's arm. His eyes widened in understanding and he looked at her with horror. Pretend to be married to Kagome? Forsake his title as castle hanyou playboy! Never... but then Kagome would owe him one and later...He nodded faintly and looked her father straight in the eye.

Kagome drew a shaky breath of relief and announced, "I am wife to Lord Inuyasha."

Continuation...

Kariudo turned purple and spluttered.  Predictable, naïve Hojo looked sad and disappointed, but Jakken didn't seem to care; in fact he asked outright, "Fine, then I'll take her sexy maid, Sango." Sango looked utterly horrified and Miroku stepped in helpfully. "'Fraid not. You see...whilst Lord Inuyasha and Lady Kagome were marrying, Sango and I also took the privilege to...er...wed. Isn't that right, love?" He turned to a blushing Sango and swept her up into a very passionate kiss.

Jakken hissed and flushed with anger. Sesshoumaru watched the entire scene emotionlessly and stood next to the transfixed, choking Kariudo. Hojo glanced up at the kissing pair and blushed. 'So predictable,' thought Kagome with Inuyasha's lounging arm around her waist. 'Now if only I can get this perv's hands off me. You give 'em an opening and what do they do? Stick it right in!' Inuyasha felt Kagome's blush as it spread across her face and down her neck. He chuckled and Kagome's blush deepened as she felt his rumbling laughter shoot sparks up and done her back.

Disentangling his arms she went to her father—he had gone past the colour purple. "Dad?" she asked cautiously. That opened his eruption. "HOW COULD YOU! AND WITH A DOG! OH DEAR KAMI! WHAT IS EVERYONE GOING TO SAY! THIS IS A CATASTROPHE! SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME NOW!" Sesshoumaru looked down coldly and said, "Certainly, little puss." Kagome leapt forward and let forth a peal of fake laughter. "Just a friendly joke of course, milord. My father didn't mean that and you of course didn't mean it either, right?" Sesshoumaru glanced disdainfully at her and answered, "Lord Sesshoumaru always means what he says."

He was stepping forward when out of no where Kagura popped up. "Hello everyone," she began. "Why don't you all come in and we can speak these matters more thoroughly inside." Sesshoumaru went to her and wrapped a possessive arm around her glaring at the three drooling males in front of them. Kagura was wearing an extremely revealing gauzy gown that came up to her curvaceous thighs. With her hair tousled and her plump lips still parted as she inhaled she looked quite the inviting hostess. Kariudo—eyes still glued to her exposed skin—agreed hoarsely, "Indeed."    

Kagura looked down and blushed slightly, "Oh dear! Forgive me, I forgot to change!" She rushed back into the castle and was followed by a much slower group of youkais and a hanyou. Kariudo—with the distraction now gone—snapped his attention back to Kagome. "I need to speak with you in private Kagome." Kagome winced and tried a very watery smile. Inuyasha noticed her uneasy behaviour and leaned over to Kariudo to say, "Sorry, old man, but I need to talk to Kagome. It's extremely important that I do." He led a relieved Kagome away—however her relief was short lived.

Inuyasha looked her over and grinned toothily. He leaned towards her—she stubbornly held fast—and whispered hotly, "You're mine and you owe me." He felt her shudder and smelt a new scent—Kagome was—turned on? He smirked; this was going to be fun. (See, I could end it here, but for those of you who want longer chapters, and I'm sorry I can't always comply, I shall valiantly struggle on.)  

He was moving his lips from her ear and letting them slid seductively over her soft cheek when he was interrupted by a drawn out screech of joy as the castle doors reopened. "You must be Inuyasha!" A human male jumped forward wearing a woman's kimono and a fine layer of cosmetics on his face. "Oh I've heard so much about you! Hi, I'm Jakotsu and you are my new found love in life!" Inuyasha pulled back from the cross dresser and stared at Jakotsu in horror. Kagome looked on blankly and tried to hid the forming smirk on her face as Inuyasha hid behind her in an attempt to save himself.

Jakotsu turned very cold eyes on Kagome and asked jealously, "Who are you?!" Kagome smiled politely and answered, "My name's Lady Kagome and I'm—" Inuyasha peeked a head around and yelled, "She's my wife, I'm taken, now go away!" A few guards came forward and escorted the stricken Jakotsu out. Kagome turned on Inuyasha, leaned forward and whispered in his ear, "No, I think we're even." Then she pulled away and licked her lips as she walked away. (I could end it here, but...)

Jakotsu was back in an instant—he had fought of the guards—and he leapt onto Inuyasha. "Oh I don't care if you're married. It'll be our little secret!" he cried passionately. Looking up into Inuyasha's disgusted face Jakotsu planted a very firm, wet kiss on his lips. With a howl of utter repulsion and fright Inuyasha tore away from his greedy grasp and threw himself at Kagome. Burrowing his head firmly into Kagome's stomach Inuyasha wrapped his arms around her and shook from shock. Worriedly Kagome leaned down and stroked his ears, "It's okay, it's okay," she murmured. "I'm here, don't worry."

Jakotsu stood in anger and cried, "So you're going back to that hussy! This—this slut! How dare you!" Kagome's eyes turned red. "Why does everyone feel they can call me that?" she asked as she cracked her knuckles. She freed herself from Inuyasha and pounced on a very feminine Jakotsu. Punching and hissing away Kagome had to be physically pulled off of him. Sesshoumaru looked down at them and Kagome looked up at the gathering crowd. "I need this human for information, when I get it, then you may kill him. Patience little cat." (A/N: The rest of them had all gone into another room and they came back just in time to watch Kagome get feisty.)

Kagome gracefully got up and smiled innocently. "Oh, we were just having a friendly chat about clothing and colour coordination for outfits. You know..." Inuyasha was a curled up ball on the floor and Kagome went to him and pulled him up. Sesshoumaru hid a half smile behind his stony exterior and raised an eyebrow fractionally in question. Kagome glanced at Jakotsu—who looked utterly miserable—and said, "Ask the cross dressing bitch on the ground." Then she turned and led Inuyasha away to his chambers and Kagome's new bedroom.

Sango watched with controlled mirth and Miroku took her distraction to press a kiss into her neck as he massaged her ass. She froze and whirled on him. With practiced ease Miroku smiled cutely and half-shrugged. "You are my new wife, are you not Sango, dearest?" Sango smiled tightly and said, "Let's go collect my things—I must move them into your chambers." They walked away and Kariudo noted with interest that a very hard thump followed and a drawn out painful moan. He shook his head and went to speak to Sesshoumaru. There was going to be a lot of explaining to do.

sighing with exhaustion it didn't turn out that long, I'm sorry. but remember people, there will be more chapters, so it's all good. I need to know, should I move the rating up to R? I don't know how to rate things! gah! I need help! KOGA'sgurl, I'll try to mix your ideas in here—nice Spanish, lol—and to the rest of my reviewers, I LOVE YOU!!!! Please check out my new one-shot fic, 'Memories'. You might enjoy it...anyways, ciao amigos. Hasta luego...