Before I was writing Jaken's name with double k but that bored me so from now on it's with one, okay? Purrfect.

Chapter 15: Jaken's discovery

Kariudo asked politely—for he was on someone else is Lands—"Well...I guess we're kind of family now, when did this happen?" Sesshoumaru glared coldly and answered, "This does not make us family and I do not know." Kariudo sighed and ran a perturbed hand thru his hair—reminded again of his daughter's forward and aggravating behaviour. "Well in all honesty I'd rather not have anything to do with your clan. I do have a little self-respect left and even being near you and yours is nauseating."

Sesshoumaru yawned and replied, "My sentiments exactly. Cats aren't meant to be allowed near dogs. We are of a higher breed, more dignified, regal. You are a cat; disloyal, irritating, useless. You are meant to be hunted by dogs. Your scent is foul, so before we get to business you are required to bathe. Cats do bathe, do they not?" Kariudo growled and tried to reply politely, "But of course, surely your ignorance is from lack of experience with cats." "Actually it is from the slight amusement I acquire when you start to turn purple." Sesshoumaru turned his back and vacated the room. Moments later the twins appeared and curtsied neatly. "If you three would follow us?"

Jaken, after seeing the magnificent beauty of Lord Sesshoumaru, was entranced. For some odd reason, even the lithe, interestingly curvaceous shapes of the twins did nothing for him. He could only see in his twisted little imp mind Lord Sesshoumaru's beauty. Adjusting his block like black hat Jaken envisioned a naked Sesshoumaru. The twins' noses wrinkled in distaste as a heavy smell of arousal and drool came from the ugly little toad/imp standing with a glazed expression over his eyes.

Jaken: What! Bitch I am not going to be cast as a homosexual! Change it! Chaaaange iiiiiit!!!!!

Me: Sorry Jaken, but that's your only useful position...I could always write you out...and plus! You do too have a crush on Fluffy!

Jaken blushes: Only a little one!

Sesshoumaru backs away slowly: Right...I'm going to go now...

The rest of the Inu gang share a creeped out glance and slowly follow Sesshoumaru out.

Jakotsu: Hey, I'm gay and even you creep me out! dashes for an exit You'll never take me alive!!! Oh Inuyasha...I got a new hot tub, wanna try it out?

Inuyasha: KAGOME SAVE ME!!

And on with the story.

The twins coughed slightly distracting Jaken's hentai mind. Poorly disguising his scent Jaken followed the rest of them, now admiring Hojo's butt. 'It would seem that the lovely Lord Sesshoumaru has made me see the world in a new way—'

Jaken: CUT! Okay, look, there is no way in hell I'm going to say that!

Me: Jaken, I could always change the script so that you end up getting eaten by deadly amazon cannibals? mutters to self although I was saving you for the depressed fangirls—who just realized they can never have Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Kouga, or Miroku—who will probably tear you part and use you as compost... (sorry girls they belong to me! muahaha! shit! the lawyers, run away, run away!)

Jaken: You wouldn't!

Me: Oh really? Care to try it out, little smelly frog?

Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Miroku and Kouga: Hey Jaken, mind stealing us the keys to the shackles she's got on us?

Me: Down boys, down! I want to finish this chapter. So...Jaken? What is it going to be?

Jaken sighs.

Me: On with the show, muahahaha!!!!

'—and perhaps he has enlightened me upon the true beauties in this cruel world. I'm boy hungry! Yum...I wonder how Hojo and Sesshoumaru would feel if I were to...' "Lord Jaken? Are you alright?" Kariudo stepped back at bit at the lustful expression plastering across Jaken's face. Jaken shook his head and gazed at Hojo saying, "Fine, fine, never been better. Er...I would like to speak to that ningen Jakotsu. Will you please send him to my quarters after I have bathed?" he added turning to the twins.  

Jakotsu: Augh! No! I want Inuyasha pouts how could you?

Me: All's fair in love. Is that the saying? Sure, why not? Anyways...'fraid not Jakotsu, you are now officially Jaken's concubine.

Jakotsu: Ew!! faints

Me: Sleeping beauty, your prince charming has come to rescue you. Get 'em Jaken! Mush, mush! Now, we can go on. People, I am sorry, but I have been having a little rebellion with some of the characters. Slight things, not a problem.

Jakotsu: AHH!!! Get him off!

The twins smiled and nodded, "Of course, milord." Kariudo grimaced with distaste, 'It would seem the little imp has found his true calling...' Hojo noticed Kariudo's shudder and placed a worried hand on his shoulder, "Are you alright, Lord Kariudo?" "Er, umm...Lord Hojo, yes, splendid, just a little shaken with all the new news." Hojo nodded sadly, "Yes, it would seem that way, wouldn't it?"

After the three Lord youkai's had bathed the twins, Kousei and Keito escorted them to the guest chambers. Jakotsu was summoned and had a rather long talk with Jaken that ended with Jakotsu running out in disgust and Jaken chasing after him.

Me: See Jakotsu? I'm not all bad, I just like torturing you and many others. smiles cutely Can't argue with that.

Jakotsu puffing and out of breath: Nasty little thing almost caught me!

Kagome lay on Inuyasha's bed looking up at the ceiling while Inuyasha furiously washed his lips and mouth with the strongest cleansing potions he had. "Kagome, I need help, I can still taste it!" he cried after over and hour of scrubbing. Kagome giggled and went to the bathroom to check up on him. "Fine, here." She stood on tip toes and pressed a warm kiss onto Inuyasha's lips and slipped in a playful tongue. Inuyasha responded warmly and when Kagome pulled away he whined. "Hentai, I was just helping get his taste out!" she complained and went back to sitting on the bed.

With Miroku and Sango, Sango had locked herself in the bathroom and refused to come out as Miroku waited hopping around. "Sango, darling, I really do need to use the bathroom, if you would just let me, I will only take a moment!" Sango opened the door warily and with her back and backside pressed against the wall she made her way to the door. "I'm going to visit Kagome," she told him as he rushed into the bathroom frantically.

Sango shrugged and left him, walking to Inuyasha's chambers. She needed to speak to Kagome, they now had an even bigger mess to pull themselves from now, and Sango wasn't going to let Kagome get away with it. She slammed open the door and pounced onto the bed. "Kagome! You better have a good plan or else!" she threatened. Kagome smirked and answered, "Actually, I do..."

Sorry if this chapter seems weird, but I was really bored and it seemed funny to me. Enjoy, I'll update soon and try to make longer chapters. Ciao! Mucho amor! I love you guys! Especially those who review my story and chapters— you make me feel loved, ya know? And yes, to answer your questions, I do own the Inu brothers, Kouga and the lech. I bought them for a penny of a hoe who had stolen them. See? It was a fair trade, I think. Still, if you see any lawyers, you tell me, I just barely missed 'em the last time. phew j/k. u all read the disclaimer, I wish I owned them, but nah. I wouldn't have a room to put them in.