Title: Waiting is the hardest part

Author: Snacky

Email: SnkNJak@yahoo.com

Disclaimer: I don't own, or even pretend to own Stargate or any of the characters, they belong to Gekko, MGM. So on and so forth. This Fic was made for entertainment purposes only; I get no money for any part of this.

Rating: PG

Spoilers: None

Summery: Sequel to Batcholor auction's arn't that bad, Jack waits for sam to arrive.

Archive: Stargatesga, FF.net, SamandJack Gateworld.

A/N: After being told to write a sequel many times I decided to do it *woof woof, yes master*.

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Waiting Is The Hardest Part

Surprisingly having a bottle of Stella to settle your nerves doesn't work. I don't know who told me this but damn you! Now I'm just as nervous and now have beer breath, great carter will think I'm an alcoholic. Maybe I should go brush my teeth... Again.

18.50, ten minutes left until she gets here and I need a... um, oh mirror need to go to the mirror again.

So I look, I look very... I look... nice? No, I look, like a complete and utter tit! What was I thinking wearing a suit, suit's suit everyone apart from me, Suits just don't suit me. How many times can I say the same word in the same sentence? Never mind concentrate.

Maybe I should go casual? Professional maybe, maybe... maybe I should just go in a pair of socks!. Who knows what I should be wearing, well except carter and she could of given me hint on what to wear. God, I can just imagine her face now if I opened the door and she found me in my last idea.

18.52, eight minutes to go and I've still got to find something to wear, I know! I'll call Daniel; he'll know what to do!

"Be in, be in, be in, be in."

"Hello"

"Hey, It's Jack"

"Jack? What do you want?"

"Do I have to want something to ring?"

"Yes"

"Well I don't want anything; I just wanted to talk"

"Come on Jack just tell me"

"Fine, but I don't always want something you know, I called you yesterday for nothing didn't I?"

"That doesn't count Jack, you were bored"

"Yes but I didn't want anything, did I?"

"No...Ok fine"

"And remember last week"

"JACK!"

"What?"

"Just ask already I really don't have time"

"Why, what you doing?"

"Jack..."

"No tell me, then I'll tell you what I want then I'll let you go, sound fair?"

"Not really no"

"So..."

"Fine! I have a date"

"Really?"

"Don't sound so surprised"

"Sorry, who with?"

"......"

"Daniel? Who with?"

"Janet"

"Pfft, ha ha"

"OI"

"Sorry, Sorry"

"No you're not!"

"I know...How does everybody know?"

"Know what?"

"When I'm not sorry?"

"It's obvious, anyway why did you call?"

"Ah yes, wait why are you going out with Janet?"

"The auction"

"Oh...so"

"Seriously jack, I WILL, hang up"

"Ok Jeeze, I um want to know what to wear for a date"

"A date?"

"Yes"

"Who with?"

"Sam"

"Sam, as in our Sam, Sam?"

"Yes... I think?"

"As in Sam Carter, who we work with, Sam?"

"Yes! How many other Sam's do you know!"

"None... Surprising really given how many people we work with"

"Daniel come on I don't have time"

"Oh you don't like it now the shoe is on the other foot?"

"Shoe?... Never mind she could be here any minute"

"Well where are you going?"

"I don't know she wouldn't tell me"

"Knowing Sam I'd say you should dress smart"

"I'm wearing a suit at the moment"

"Yes, wear that!"

"I knew I should have called T"

"Then why didn't you?"

"I, Crap!"

"What?!"

"No sorry gotta go Carter's here!"

Opps maybe I should of waited for him to say bye before I slammed the phone down. Never mind got to go let Carter in.

Door key! Where are you? Ah ha, now open the door!

"Oh My God!"

A/N. Yes I know evil but I already have an idea for the next part so I will try and get it done as soon as possible.